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  1. mesosmoker

    mesosmoker Porn Surfer

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    Here's how it works. The first person will write out one sentence. The next person will continue the story with a sentence of their own. And so on and so forth. Once the story has ended, someone can start of the next story with a sentence of theirs.

    Here goes,

    Mesosmoker had to take a major piss.
     
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  2. PatronofPorn

    PatronofPorn Porn Fairy's Apprentice

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    1. Male Lesbian
      The link to that page is wrong or that thread is defunct.
       
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  3. mesosmoker

    mesosmoker Porn Surfer

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    Just goes to show I should have searched to see if it had been done. Guess we'll just let this die a miserable death. Unless someone wishes to continue it
     
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  4. bug24

    bug24 Porn Star Suspended!

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    so Mesomaker went, but he found that he had accidentally walked into the women's room and he just heard the doorknob turn
     
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  5. mesosmoker

    mesosmoker Porn Surfer

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    He madly looks everywhere for a place to hide
     
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  6. dragonflyjames

    dragonflyjames THE PLAYER

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    As he looked franticly about the room,He spotted a vented door,he could just make it if it was unlocked!
     
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  7. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    Using his amazing telekinetic powers, he became gaseous and passed through the vents.
     
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  8. bug24

    bug24 Porn Star Suspended!

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    The plump older women, who was at the door, stepped into the bathroom and smelt the fumes of the gaseous Mesomaker as he left and said, "Oh lawdy! What do some people eat!?"
     
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  9. Yemlek

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    But that is not why the plump older lady was in the bathroom, quickly roots of flesh and tendons of rubbery veins and tissue spring forth from a thousand pores in her body as she starts to make the bathroom her cocoon.
     
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  10. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    A parasitic wasp stung here and destroyed all pain receptors, which was fortunate, since it then laid its eggs inside her and the larvae devoured her before she died.
     
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  11. bug24

    bug24 Porn Star Suspended!

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    And that is the story of how I was conceived. On the day my mother gave, I came out as an insect.
     
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  12. Nasty Boy

    Nasty Boy Porno Junky

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    Landing on a table, looking for a snack, I look around and suddenly realize a fly swatter is bearing down on me, I try to move, I jump into the ai........
     
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  13. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    He got swatted. The end.
     
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  14. bpocock

    bpocock Sex Lover Suspended!

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    And then I pooped.
     
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  15. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    But he couldn't pop!
     
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  16. Andreamedis

    Andreamedis Porn Star

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    As he sat there wondering what to do, a beautiful goddess appeared, and told him she would grant him one wish, on the condition that he didn't wish for something stupid.
     
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  17. gman001

    gman001 Sex Lover

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    OK he said give me a day to think about it please.
     
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  18. Andreamedis

    Andreamedis Porn Star

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    "Fair enough," the goddess answered, "you have 24 hours, but you must make your wish by then, so until then, I shall remain by your side until you either make your wish, or the 24 hours expires."
     
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  19. seeminglysatisfied

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    Aand so the 24 hours drew near, and the little fly had an epiphany. I will wish to have been a fly the size of a house. Then when the swatter hit me, I would look about carelessly and wonder aloud, "Damn, is there a human in the room? I thought I felt a pinch. Hmmm...Whoops", the fly exclaimed as he squashed the human beneath his hard external skeleton.

    He peeled the human off of himself and inflated the poor guy with a huge straw like in those cartoons....:)
     
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  20. Dankslinger0151

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    And as he inflated, he killed the poor goddess
     
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