nothin so unusual lol but my friend has 2 flatmates-1 is a bitch who tries to get him kicked out all the time...he cums in her shampoo and on her toothbrush and like most of her stuff all the time so he says just to be a dick to her, she obviously doesnt know yet...

 

LOL thats such a great idea Your mate is a legend

 

on my own face a few times by accident lol

 

i would give myself facials if i was a guy!! LoL

 

love the ads yabigolbunchopervs!

lmao!

h wow~that's pretty perved out alright! ha

me too Goldi! :excited:

LVE these!

.....time for some more!

*gulp*



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You would think, "on some girls arm" would not count as unusual or funny but, remember the masturbation scenes in Boogie Nights? When Eddy would masturbate in his car for $10?

I was with 2 girls who asked me to do the same. So we drove to the beach, and I demonstrated my technique for them. They said, "when their husbands erupted it was usually more of a leak than a shot", so they weren't expecting a high arc. I got one of them across the upper arm and she screamed, "my arm!", as if she had just been gunned down like Dick Tracy. Then she laughed and laughed.

Many times since then, and in front of others, she will repeat the gesture for my benefit. Just out of the blue, she grabs her arm and says "my arm!" If someone asks her whats wrong she'll say, "nothing, just a cramp." I, in turn am now faced with the challenge of suppressing my laughter.

 

When I was 16, in the bathroom at a party with my gf. She jacked me off and I spattered her jeans and socks.

In the hot tub at the condo where I used to live. Public pools are a soupy mess of indiscretion.

 

on the floor in a stairwell at my cousins middle school

 

One time a few years ago my girlfriend at the time asked me jerk off into her cleavage.

 

Doused my iPod touch in tons of cum once or twice, since I use it for porn a lot. It usually goes in my mouth now.

 

Every female body part, i love pulling out and watching my cum shoot out and most all women i've been with love to watch it too.

 

My best friend (a girl) didn't like her roommate so I jerked off and came in her personal shampoo bottle. I don't know if that is really a mean thing because I am sure it was great for her hair

 

other than the usual places i have cum on fruit, m&ms , glasses, plates, condom. All this was so my gf (whoever it was at time..) would eat, slurp, drink it or whatever.

 

I have cum on my pillow once and missed it when i was cleanin up and accidentally laid in it haha

 

I've hit my face a few times accidently very strong cum shooting.

A outside wall in public.
into a glass
the floor
purposely cumming in my boxers.
a window once

 

sweeeet!!
these posts are great, makin me grin!
:excited:


SOOOOO~

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i use to cum on the carpet when i was younger like 14 or 15 till i realised it stains the carpet. Mum was really not impressed that someone had spilt yoghurt on the carpet! lol

 

*ahem* yogurt must be used the world over as an umm. .. excuse!

LMAO !
damn yogurt!
i couldn't agree more bamalama!

THIS yogurt attack happened to me
just a couple days ago...




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Just thought I'd draw up a list of yoghurty DNA locations / Objects etc

Hands, Arms, belly, shoes, face, table, desk, bath, shower, numerous hotel carpets, laptop, iPhone, Krissy pics , Various Womens pussy, tits, mouth, face, ass, asshole, back, hair, tissue paper, sock :excited: Towels, bedsheets, once from a hotel balcony, in my pants

I'm sure this isn't everything/where but it's a start lol
:excited::rose:

 

Let's see, I bent over and cummed on my face and mouth, cummed in socks, cummed on panties, underwear, and in a vitimin bottle!!