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  1. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    Meandering along life's highway looking for a exit
     
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      Oh great...so turn left at the next pile of dogshit and watch out for the abyss!?
       
      dirtyjedi, Aug 14, 2019
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      Omg man your on the wrong road
       
      Truthful 1, Aug 14, 2019
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    4. dirtyjedi
      Yup took the wrong path to desperation Nevada...
      Population me
       
      dirtyjedi, Aug 14, 2019
    5. dirtyjedi
      Nil desperandum
       
      dirtyjedi, Aug 15, 2019
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    6. Ed Itor
      Hey it could be worse, that dog shit could be cow manure and you could be, at the minimum, knee deep up to your eyeballs in it.
       
      Ed Itor, Aug 15, 2019
  2. Justlikethat

    Justlikethat Useful tool

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    Sucking down a nice bourbon over ice! Enjoy the moments as they come.
     
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      Makers Mark 46, very nice
       
      Justlikethat, Aug 15, 2019
    3. thinskin
      A bit sweet for my taste!

      ts
       
      thinskin, Aug 15, 2019
  3. Justlikethat

    Justlikethat Useful tool

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    Indeed
     
  4. Justlikethat

    Justlikethat Useful tool

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    I haven’t tried brandy yet. What would you recommend?
     
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      Thank you. I’ll give it a try.
       
      Justlikethat, Aug 16, 2019
  5. thinskin

    thinskin Porn Star Banned!

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    End of vacation is fast looming it will soon be time for the long drive!

    Thinskin
     
  6. Ed Itor

    Ed Itor dusted

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    Well I believe that I'll mosey on down to the garden to eat worms. The least I can do is to get them before they get me.
     
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  7. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Oh hello, Peller Reisling, you sexy thing, you. C’mere.

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      I think this is the wrong part of the forum to answer that comment in the appropriate manner!
       
      Pulsar66, Aug 16, 2019
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      Coward.
       
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      Almost certainly!

      (night, night!)
       
      Pulsar66, Aug 16, 2019
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      Haha, sleep tight!
       
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      Omg
       
      Truthful 1, Aug 16, 2019
  8. el hakim issam

    el hakim issam Amateur

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    Wow....very kissable
     
  9. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    Pedaling my recumbent stationary bike. No I’m not naked or riding a dildo. Just exercising.
     
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      Go you!
       
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    2. Pulsar66
      So. Can't afford a Sybian yet then?
       
      Pulsar66, Aug 21, 2019
    3. StrawberryCupcake
      It’s not something I’ve even looked into @Pulsar66 .
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Aug 21, 2019
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      If you are 'looking in to it', you're doing it from the wrong end!
       
      Pulsar66, Aug 21, 2019
    5. StrawberryCupcake
      :hilarious:
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Aug 21, 2019
  10. thinskin

    thinskin Porn Star Banned!

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    Winding down in a romantic shag retreat for a few days before returning over the sea!

    Thinskin
     
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  11. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Making final arrangements for my upcoming Lake Tahoe trip. We're going back for a few more days while the weather is great.
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      People that go to Tahoe seem to almost always return. It must be fantastic.
       
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      It's vacation wonderland because it has it all, everything. And lucky us, it's only 2 hours from house to the lodge. I really haven't gotten up there much the last few years. I always seem to have to travel longer distances when it's found almost in the back yard. Go figure......:rolleyes:
       
      Rixer, Aug 21, 2019
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      No good rock hunting in Tahoe?
       
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      Well, probably not in Tahoe too much. I guess that's one reason. Plenty of good rockhounding sites nearby though but we don't do rockhounding in Tahoe. We're the old folks that stroll through the village, eat at sidewalk cafe's and enjoy some live entertainment.
       
      Rixer, Aug 21, 2019
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  12. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    One of the neighbouring houses had a young family move in. I think they must have put in one of those inflatable pools, because I'm regularly hearing splashing and the sounds of delighted kids.

    There are worse ways to start the day. :)
     
    1. Rixer
      We have some delighted kids that use the pool next door too. I'm glad they wait till the afternoon to delight us though... :p
       
      Rixer, Aug 21, 2019
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      Thankfully my bedroom is away from the back of the house, so I don't really hear them until I'm up and ready for the day. I might be a little less delighted by their delight, were it not the case. :)
       
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      Delightful little bastards are coming over Thursday to splash in my pool. And drop food all over the floor, and stuff...
       
      conroe4, Aug 21, 2019
  13. Real Soldier

    Real Soldier Always UP for you

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    Waiting for the grass to dry so I can go mow and then Studying for a work test. Tomorrow will be different.
     
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      I was kinda hoping I could find a more natural solution, I dunno, like spraying vinegar on it or something. It's right in the middle of the yard, and mush is out there often.
       
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    3. StrawberryCupcake
      Google natural crabgrass killer. There are a few options.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Aug 21, 2019
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    4. Rixer
      The natural solution is to get down on your hands and knees and pull the crabgrass up by the roots.
      I think once the weed killer dries though, it doesn't present any problem for your pets.
       
      Rixer, Aug 21, 2019
    5. submissively speaking
      The hand pulling is probably what I'll end up doing. Dangit.
       
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    6. Truthful 1
      Put you pants on first real soldier . Cutting grass nude is dangerous. Look what happened to Bruce Jenner
       
      Truthful 1, Aug 21, 2019
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  14. kmart14

    kmart14 Porno Junky

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    working through calculus assignments and then on to physics. busy busy
     
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  15. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Okay, back from the gym, collecting thoughts before I'm relegated back to the dreaded sprinkler valve repair...
    Life is hard.
     
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  16. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    Sitting here at work killing time talk to a nice lady . Listening to people complaining about working . Wait till they get my age and thier still working lol.
     
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      Good thing you have a union job, good buddy. Otherwise you would have to work. :p
       
      Rixer, Aug 21, 2019
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      Im the boss Rixer lol
       
      Truthful 1, Aug 21, 2019
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      Im a working boss though
       
      Truthful 1, Aug 21, 2019
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  17. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    Imma gonna report you all for using that 4 letter word - work. Stan will ban.
     
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