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  1. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    Building a time machine.




    Just kidding. I’m pedaling my bike.
     
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    1. conroe4
      Give it up, already. You'll never go places with that thing!
       
      conroe4, Apr 13, 2022
    2. 55andhorny
      You mean that has 3 hands, and will tell us the time...a little thing most people like to call a watch?
       
      55andhorny, Apr 13, 2022
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    3. StrawberryCupcake
      Maybe not @conroe4 but hopefully I’ll at least have a healthy heart. ;)
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Apr 13, 2022
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    4. Detroit Italian Stallion
      Oh wow. I'm sorry doll. I developed an A Fib 2yrs ago. I'm an empath, I felt you when you said that. I'm a Master Mechanic & an amateur engineer, I got you back on that time machine.
       
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  2. Naked50s

    Naked50s Porn Star

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    Hmmmm
     
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  3. Detroit Italian Stallion

    Detroit Italian Stallion Sex Lover

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    Hmmm, I'm gonna keep my on you.
    So tell us Cupcake ? What time would be the first place you'd dial it too ?? Cuz I do know a thing or 2 about time travel. And yes time travel does exist.
     
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    2. conroe4
      We were until detroit boy got a wedgie.
       
      conroe4, Apr 13, 2022
    3. conroe4
      Let me tell you something Baller, we're on an open forum and anyone can jump in at any time and say whatever they wish. And there ain't fuck all you can do about it.
       
      conroe4, Apr 13, 2022
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    4. Detroit Italian Stallion
      EXACTLY, but with decency & respect, which obviously you didn't show. Cupcake called you on it in a nice way & so did I. Flow with the convo. you didn't & that's on you. There's always an asshole that fucks up the good time party & that's also on you.
       
    5. Valspar
      Lol! Wtf just happened?
      Where's @Aqua Marine??
      Someone needs to pull the damn car over. :D
       
      Valspar, Apr 13, 2022
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    6. Jack Mine
      Persnickety is a county in New York. I think it’s near Albany. Some people spell it Schenectady. But @StrawberryCupcake spelled it right.
       
      Jack Mine, Apr 14, 2022
  4. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Slipped into the tubby with a cool drink, munching on gourmet jelly beans. Happy Subby. :)
     
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      I did the same thing tonight turned mine down you 95 today , usually set it at 100 .
       
      Truthful 1, Apr 15, 2022
  5. Skip2506

    Skip2506 Porn Star

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    Laying in bed stressing out due to getting laid off. Stress makes me horny tho…
     
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    2. submissively speaking
      Hopefully as that opportunity ends an even better one begins for you. Good luck!
       
    3. deegenerate
      Sending you positive vibes for a new and better opportunity!
       
      deegenerate, Apr 13, 2022
    4. Cherrypop
      St least stress makes you horny. All stress does for me is make me eat lol
       
      Cherrypop, Apr 13, 2022
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    5. WantSumCandyLittleGirl
      I’ve got something you can eat to reduce your stress, @Cherrypop. (Sorry, had to before some other eedjit did.)
       
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      I’m with you CherryDelight I haven’t be eating or Stressing . It’s been a change And a dip in the Jacuzzi tonight put me to sleep early.
       
      Truthful 1, Apr 15, 2022
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  6. Wazzaox

    Wazzaox horny

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    Glad I’m off the roads, 2 days before a long weekend and it’s crazy out there
     
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  7. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    starting to get excited about a couple of weeks away
     
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  8. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Trying to decide if I want to cook a big Easter dinner or if I want to cater it.
     
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    2. Cherrypop
      I was born in Windsor actually! But no I don’t live close to there now.
       
      Cherrypop, Apr 15, 2022
    3. Detroit Italian Stallion
      Well if you're near my age and I'm just over 50 then we were neighbors growing up and I've been to Windsor up couple dozen times, but yet have been north of the U.P. Michigan in Canada & north of the Border from North Dakota. So wherever you're at don't put a past this stallion, I'm a guy that goes after what I want LOL
       
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    4. Cherrypop
      I’m an army brat, so we moved around a lot. I was only in Windsor for about a year after I was born and then we moved. But my grandparents lived there for a while, and I used to go back and visit them.
       
      Cherrypop, Apr 15, 2022
    5. Detroit Italian Stallion
      And I want my home cooked lasagna damnit LOL. Although I am somewhat serious on the invite, but take it lightly. You want to p.m. me & chat sometime, I'm all for a good friend and good conversation
       
    6. Detroit Italian Stallion
      Very interesting. I find it very stimulating hearing other people stories that led to our crossing paths.
       
  9. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    Relaxing, it’s 80F with a soft breeze, nice after the last few days of thunderstorms. Need to spray the dock for spiders, but this is too nice to work weather.
     
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  10. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Windows open throughout the whole house, 23°, it’s going to thunderstorm soon, perfect time for a nap. :inlove:
     
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  11. Funlovers699

    Funlovers699 Porn Star

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    Got all of my birthday orders in the mail, felt like Christmas! Debating on sending half of them back! Don't Amazon while drinking.
     
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    1. Cherrypop
      Haha! I feel this so much :D
       
      Cherrypop, Apr 13, 2022
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    2. Funlovers699
      Hubby told me I could go on a mini shopping spree! I went a little crazy and regretting some purchases. I'm glad I'm not the only one who does this!
       
      Funlovers699, Apr 13, 2022
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    3. Cherrypop
      Nope! I have about a million packages getting shipped to me next week lol.
       
      Cherrypop, Apr 13, 2022
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    4. Funlovers699
      It's crazy cause now I get to send it back and shop again
       
      Funlovers699, Apr 13, 2022
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  12. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Wondering if I want to take the new job offer or not. And deciding if I want penne or spaghetti.
     
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    2. Cherrypop
      I do love penne though. They get filled with sauce and cheese
       
      Cherrypop, Apr 13, 2022
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    3. Cherrypop
      Lol @Funlovers699 we were typing out the same thing at the same time
       
      Cherrypop, Apr 13, 2022
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    4. Funlovers699
      Great minds! I prefer a noodle that holds sauce and cheese. I'm not supposed to eat pasta at all so if it's more filling, the less pasta I have to eat!
       
      Funlovers699, Apr 13, 2022
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    6. Funlovers699
      I'm pre diabetic and it doesn't metabolize right. It turns to sugar.
       
      Funlovers699, Apr 16, 2022
  13. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    Painting a mural of a llama.







    Just kidding. I’m pedaling my bike.
     
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  14. Larry52

    Larry52 Amateur

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    Can I some cupcakes with ice cream please
     
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  15. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Making some hot cocoa to warm me up.
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      I’m overheating in Canada and you’re cold in California? What is happening here??? :laugh:
       
    2. deegenerate
      Hahaha! True! We are having a brief cold spell, but it will be warm again by the weekend.
       
      deegenerate, Apr 14, 2022
  16. ADIDAS14

    ADIDAS14 Sex Machine

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    Can I have the pleasure of your beautiful body and it's sweet screams
     
    1. ADIDAS14
      I'm a huge and very passionate person when I get to know the way you like it
       
      ADIDAS14, Apr 14, 2022
  17. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    I’m currently slapping little Johnny behind the ears. Oh, baby!
     
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  18. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Off until Monday. Woo!
     
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  19. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    Climbing Mount Everest.




    Just kidding. I’m pedaling my bike.
     
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    1. hausenfeffer
      These days you can probably hill climb your bike up Mount Everest on Peloton lol!
       
      hausenfeffer, Apr 15, 2022
  20. Ncgremlin

    Ncgremlin Always Horny

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    Sitting on the couch totally naked. Horny and hard af. Just wish I had some help lol.
     
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