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    You can now get verified on forum.

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  1. noboat

    noboat Porn Star

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  2. Justlikethat

    Justlikethat Useful tool

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    Played Uber driver this morning but it’s all good. It was a beautiful morning for cruising around in the Mustang with the windows open, music playing and the growl of a Corsa exhaust in the background. I’m going to miss this car one day.
     
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      Don't let it go!
       
      mstrman, Oct 24, 2024
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      @mstrman as much as I enjoy the car it’s time to move on I think. I’m thinking about a small truck early next year, I’ve never owned a truck before so something different.
       
      Justlikethat, Oct 25, 2024
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  3. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    Listening to a dog snore.
     
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      I like it when they are "chasing rabbits" in a dream, doing that weird brak/whining noise! Priceless
       
      phxbi_bear80, Oct 26, 2024
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  4. phxbi_bear80

    phxbi_bear80 Abu el Banat

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    So I'm doing some NFL futures bets seeing that no matter who wins the World Series...I stand to make a hefty profit on one of the two $5.00 bets I placed on the Dodgers and Yankees to win.
    On the sportsbook, I throw down $5 on the Chiefs to win the Super Bowl, and another $5 on the Lions as well, but then I decide that the NFC East is full of Giants (I call the sentient Derp), the Cowgirls (bitches), my Eagles who are not really impressing me right now, and then there's the recently freed Commies with former ASU Sun Devil QB Jayden Dainels...whom I know well.

    So I say "Hey, why not throw $10 on the name Redacted (Washington) to win the NFC East!!! Should be a easy 2 to 1 bet which is what I shoot for. And, if I lose that bet, I recieve a $10 bet credit to try to get my money back.

    So I do real quick like, and after a minute or two I decide to screenshot the bet...and that's when I see.
    15 to 1 odds for the Commanders to win the NFC East...that seems really high!
    As you can see, I put the money on them to win the whole NFC!!! They may be good this year, but not 49ers, Lions, ect good.

    Oh well, that's what I get for waking and baking on a Saturday morning!

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  5. dinny

    dinny Bot sez wha?

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    Targeting a Flaming Rectum at the moment.
     
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      Oh shit...is it your rectum or someone else's???

      You know...I just read that and...hum, you know what I mean!
       
      phxbi_bear80, Oct 27, 2024
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      :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious: Not me, brother... but this flaming rectum is choking his chicken all over this board since arrival. Sooner or later he'll be wearing that red banner of shame, like so many others who have gone before him. I can't remember if I saw that in a YouTube tarot reading or read it off a Cheerios box.
       
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      Speaking of chickens being choked...check it

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  6. kinkygecko

    kinkygecko Sex Lover

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    October mood-> Lord I am ready.
     
  7. ShadySara

    ShadySara Genteel English Rose

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    Sitting at my desk playing (working really) in Lightroom, image processing.
     
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  8. kinkygecko

    kinkygecko Sex Lover

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    BLUE FUCKING BALLS!

    I've seen roid rage before and I have to say I'm experiencing blue balls the same way. I think this is the first time I've ever had blue balls. This month has been so fucked, 2 hospital stays, the vomiting was wild. I pretty much lost my voice and it's still not 100%... so not only blue balls but I'm missing out on karaoke too. Just the thought of an orgasm is making my stomach turn. I have a little more energy today, I'll probably survive the walk around the neighbourhoods for Halloween tomorrow. But my god, I've got a friend trying to lure me with sexting right now I can't do it. I haven't gone this long without an orgasm since I started masturbating as a (pre)teen.

    The rage is real. But its also turning my stomach:vomit:
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      Why did I actually read all that? :p
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Oct 31, 2024 at 9:04 AM
  9. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    I’m tuckered right out. I’ve been going all-out and full bore all day.

    I’m headed to bed pretty soon, I think.

    I hope everyone had a fun and safe Hallowe’en. :bag::borg::clown::greyalien::hurting::jimlad::mask::lurking::ninja::oldman::pigeon::poto::spiderman::turtle::vamp::troll::vulcan::watching::woot:
     
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  10. tommycp

    tommycp Amateur

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    Have a great night. Love your pix.
     
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      Thank you!
       
      submissively speaking, Nov 1, 2024 at 7:36 PM
  11. XxxMelbourne

    XxxMelbourne Porn Star

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    It's 5pm Friday afternoon here in Australia, I'm sitting quietly on the front porch with a beer watching wildlife on what is a 4 day long weekend here for us, life's good lol
     
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  12. johnrael

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    Things I've long suspected have been proven true. Good. That means I don't have to think about it any more.
     
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  13. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    Watching the Breeders Cup today. Winning some and losing some, but I’m having a lot of fun playing the ponies with my wife. That’s a winning day in the end for me
     
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  14. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Snugged up on the sofa, watching a documentary on the James Webb Space Telescope, eating chocolate ice cream, listening to the rain on the metal roof and letting the woodstove keep the cottage warm.

    Cosy af.
     
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  15. Ncgremlin

    Ncgremlin Always Horny

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    Relaxing on the couch naked watching the wishmaster 2
     
  16. Xmia7

    Xmia7 Sex Machine

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    Edging on the couch, looking and sharing some pics
     
  17. johnrael

    johnrael Porn Star

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    Watching bridges burn. The fun thing is, they were torched from the other end. I didn't have to do a thing.
     
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    Awake early in the morning, browsing chat sites looking for similar dirty minds.
     
  19. DaleShine

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    I'm currently fixing a water leak outside our Home. IMG_20241102_144300516_HDR.jpg IMG_20241102_144300516_HDR.jpg
     
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  20. Triangle_7

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    Drinking cold white wine. May watch a ww2 movie very soon.
     
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