#.... off she went with a bumpity bump, bump - bump - BUMP!#

 

Pissing in the ass?? What an idea I've been thinking about various things to try but never got into consideration things like that really. Given that you said he pissed "in your ass" I thought he inserted his cock into your ass and then do a pee inside your ass...so I wondered if that is feasible at all lol.

 

Caution - speed BUMP ahead...

 

once when i lost water to my house i could not have a shower for 3 days.......not what you had in mind but i felt dirty

 

Wow there are definitely some dirty things in this thread..

 

My neighbors daughter went to her first prom during her senior year in highschool. She's pretty big into the goth scene, and bought a pvc gown for her prom dress. The weekend before prom, they took off out of town and asked me to take care of their pets, so I said I would. I spend the whole weekend laying naked on her pvc prom gown, humping it. I pumped 34 loads of cum on it, then I did a quick wipe off after the 34th time, and put it back. There was still some evidence on it when she put it on the following weekend, and no one at the house noticed. I wish I had managed to take a few pics of her wearing it, but I didn't.

 

I was 16 she 15, we were at the park in our home town, there's a small wood just off the path where we used to make out nothing serious until one night she got very quiet? Asked her what was wrong and she told me she had never seen a hard cock, well what could I do but oblige. I got the thing out by this time it was throbbing,she just sat and stared at it for ages, then she asked if she could touch, that was that? I can honestly say that even to this very day I have never blew a load like I did that night. If you,ve ever seen the episode of South Park when the net goes down and Randy Marsh breaks into the computer room:excited: well. Can honestly say it was worse than that, bloody fantastic! Now it,just a dribble out the end

 

Me 2 girls 2 strapons one fucked my ass as I sucked the other they swapped over and then provided me with a nice facial as they emptied their bladders over me
Next time I want to try and get dp as I suck on 2 dildos maybe even take my 1st real cock
If anyone wants to chat about this pm me

 

The dirtiest thing I ever done was having sex with my brother. We had sex two times and ever since we don't talk about it.

 

Posted an ad on craigslist that said the first reply that was in my age group and could get to my place within ten minutes would get my address and get to lick my pussy, fully sight unseen. First reply fit and I invited him over, and he was licking me less than a minute after I opened the door.

 

Holy shit, are you serious? That is ridiculous lol.

 

Laughed my ass off reading this.

Well, when my ex and I were fooling around, I would kindly ask if she had taken a shit that day. If she said no, it meant anal for me

 

My experience aren't nearly (NEARLY) as dirty as some mentioned here but let's see.

I lost my virginity at age 16. In the couple weeks prior, my gf and I would go down on each other.

So she was lying on her back in bed. I get on top of her with my cock over her face ready to cum. Getting ready to attempt to shoot it in her mouth.

Instead, I cum directly in her left eye. It was a pool of cum. It was so fucking nasty but I felt like a champion. She whimpered as she ran to the bathroom.

I dated this girl for almost three years. I did not give a flying fuck if she was on her period. It was hot, and her pussy seemed tighter when she was on the rag.

At the beginning of messing with anal, I basically had to beg her to let me fuck her in the ass. After a while she was an anal queen.



I guess this is pretty dirty. During university I would always browse the men for men section of Craigslist. It only really seemed enticing when I was drunk. So one night I am quite tipsy and I see a pretty hot ad of a black guy. Super nice cock, and I just wanted to know what it was like to give a bj. I sent him my pics and he came over within the hour. We drank a little and then we proceeded to the bedroom. He on his back and he wanted me to suck his cock while on top of him. So he was rimming me like no tomorrow, while I blew him. WOW, getting rimmed feels so fucking good, I had no idea.

He then left after a while because I was like WTF am I doing. But then texted him later and we went back at it. He came in my mouth but I spit it out in the bathroom.

Another time during college: I went down to visit my brother at his university, which was just a little south of me. We were at an apartment party playing beer pong, just being real degenerates, per usual. His gf and her GORGEOUS latina friend show up. We hit it off, nobody was dancing and we killed it in the little dancing area that there was. I asked if I could kiss her and she said no she had a bf etc etc. I talked to my brother and he said fuck off with it she has a bf. I talked to my brothers gf and she said no dont even bother.

I was determined. Some more dancing and I again I ask if I can kiss her just once. Man she had the hottest fucking eyes, she was perfect. She again said no and said it with the most devilish smile. I said, okay then, let's touch noses. I'm sure some of you think that's really lame but she was all for it. I thought it was cute as fucking hell.

Before we know it a crowd of us head back to their place to make quesadillas. We're all sitting around and she is just eye fucking the shit out of me. I kept my cool. A few people left, my brother and his gf went to bed, and I proceeded to pass out on the couch.

The lights are off, I haven't put my head down for one second and she comes out, grabs me, takes me into her room. Starts undressing in front of me, just down to her bra and panties.

The night continued with epic making out, boobie licking, awesome neck kissing, her jacking me off and I was trying to penetrate the puss with her panties. I didn't care, it was so fun: the perfect tease.

Around 8am next morning there's a knock on the window. It's her mother fucking boyfriend. What. The. Fuck. She tells me to just hide under the sheets and that was that. I guess he was just 'checking up' on her. Fucking weirdo.

So that was that, I get a text from her Monday morning and by Wednesday the text msgs are just getting gnarly as fuck. I knew I was going back to LA this upcoming weekend, and my dick would be inside her. So this time I went back with a friend. When I was almost to LA she tells me she can't hang out that night. I'm fucking pissed, but whatever. Then lo and behold we are all at their place again taking shots of vodka. We go to a house party, play some beer pong, nothing too crazy. She then motions me outside.

'Come here'. Okay, I move toward her.

'No come down here'. Okay, we go down the flight of stairs.

'No, come all the way down here'. Okay, fine.

So now we are at the bottom of the stairwell. She whispers in my ear:

'I'm taking you back to my place and I'm going to fuck your brains out'.

I'll never forget that moment. The way she said it, everything about it. FUCK. It was game on.

We get back to her place and she's sucking my cock within minutes. For what it's worth, Latinas are freaky as all hell and I loved it. She wanted me to use a condom but I fucking hate condoms. She was on birth control. We fucked like ravaged animals: all night, literally. No BS but being drunk I have never had 5 orgasms in one night. Five! Wtf? Champion! And I got to cum inside her every time. Livin like a baus.

The best one was the last one. 5am. I tell her I'm hungry. We go to the kitchen. They lived in a three bedroom, and the kitchen was essentially the meeting point in the center of the house. So one one side my brother and his gf were sleeping. And their temp roommate (some douchebag creep) on the other.

She made me an awesome chicken rice bowl, and we were taking turns eating it. She is propped up on the countertop, but it was a lower-like countertop. Oh yeah. You know what time it is.

I take off her panties and start eating her out. Not for long though. I fuck the shit out of her and cum inside her. Goddam with her roommates sleeping right there. So fucking hot.

This went on for a few month. Man I miss that chick. Do. I. Ever.

Another time some friends (including her) came up to my place for Halloween. There were probably 5 of us in my large bedroom, and she was in my bed. Fucked her briefly while my friends were sleeping. Yum.

I have some more stories I'll share soon enough.

 

An ex of mine borrowed a t shirt from one of her friends when we had first started dating. We used to use it to clean ourselves off after sex and she would clean out her pussy after I would cum in it with the shirt. The relationship lasted about a year or so and we never washed it. We remained friends after we broke up and finally gave the shirt back to her still unwashed as an amusment for ourselves. Lol

 

I've done plenty of things but I did have sex with a boyfriends dad and uncle on seperate occasions lol he never found out was really fun doing it too

 

Went to the drive-in movie theater with my cousin Sophia and my cousins brothers girl friend Brianna. Sophia didn't wanna smoke and she hated the smell so I decided to hop in the back with Brianna and we smoked as the movie went on. We sent dirty texts to each other looking back and forth after reading them and she gave me the most dirty fucking looks and she put my hand on her skirt and it was completely soaked and when she gave me that :O to < look then I couldnt wait I had to pull out my hard cock and let her stroke it, and she stroked it till i blew all over her legs. Sophia didn't even know anything happened apparently because she didn't expect anything of us lol. it was a fucking epic orgasm

 

If this is truth or dare, i'd have to say it was when I was 19 and stationed in Okinawa. A drunken night at a bar and a bargirl took me home and I woke up with her AND her very underage daughter in bed...........don't remember a thing, but they were both naked and my dick was "cumstuck" to my leg. I beat feet outta there...........

 

I once fucked a Asian bar girl in the ass with no condom on a West Pac deployment. Sometimes you just have to be thankfull for Navy docs and their magic needles and Corpsmen too I wouldn't be alive if it wasen't for Corpsmen.

 

I know what you mean man. I still have a thing for Asian pussy....mmmmmm

Bravo 1/9 3rd Maine Div.

 

My last unit was SSP 2/5 1st Marine Div. but I spent some time with the 3rd Marines.