My wife used to be amazed at m 'morning wood'. She often came into the shower with me in the morning and let me put it in her and then ask me to piss. I have no idea how much she enjoyed it but her face told a story. It must have been good because she encouraged our daughter to do the same with her guy.

 

I've led what I would consider a fairly sheltered life by what I've read around here.

When I was growing up I lived next to a farm and used to love the years they would grow corn. I would head about 5 or 6 rows into the field, strip, walk maybe half a mile down the row away from my parents house, then I would then move closer to the road. I would find a spot where I could be seen but most people never noticed a naked kid in the corn field. I would stand there and jack off and hope cars would go past.

When I was in college, my girlfriend and I found we really enjoyed sex, so we would find anyplace we could. I remember one fall evening, it was warm, and we found ourselves on the edge of a well lighted recreation field about 10:00pm. We ducked under some large pines and quickly got naked in the dim light. I reached between her legs to start fingering her pussy and felt something, so I quickly pulled it away and tossed it. She chucked telling me that it was toilet paper because she was starting her period and she didn't want to use a tampon since we might be fucking. I tell you by the time we were done fucking it looked like an axe murderer had attacked both our groins. While we were fucking, I heard at least 3 groups of people doing their evening running pass less than 20 feet from us, and I don't think any of them had a clue what was happening so close to them. We had outdoor sex a number of other times, but I have to say that this was the closest we ever had anyone get to us while we were doing it, and I don't think we were ever seen.

In the 25 years since we left college, things have changed drastically.Her sexual desire has greatly decreased while mine hasn't so my opportunities to do dirty things has decreased, my desire to do them has probably increased...

 

One of my ex girlfriends loved doing the same thing. Talking to her parents while we were going at it got her off big time

 

When in college, my wife (then gf) used to enjoy stripping in front of me while I was on the phone with my parents. One time, after she was fully nude, she stood me up (still talking on the phone) and unzipped my jeans, and pulled them down to my knees and was stoking my cock while I was talking to my mother. As soon as I hung up the phone, se was on her back and I was fucking her hard & fast. There was another time after we were married that we were in bed going at it and my mother called. My wife made me answer the phone, but she wouldn't let me pull my cock out of her pussy, so I kept slowly pumping her while talking to my mom. That one made my wife so hot that she had a couple orgasms while I was on the phone, and when I hung up, she just laid there and let me pound her hard & fast to release my pent up orgasm.

I also turned the tables on her by undressing in front of her while she was on the phone with her mother. One of those times is when I learned that her mother was jealous and that she actually had at least some desire for me just from how I am able to sexually satisfy her daughter.

 

I masturbated during a film in a porn cinema downtown

 

naughty

I masturbated under my skirt in a porn cinema and it wa so fucking exciting seeing all those men masturbating themselves near me

 

I literally, just finished showering. I was strapped to a steel framed leather topped table face down and fucked by six well endowed black men. Every man came inside my ass and my girl was strapped to a chair and made to watch. When all six men finished filling me with their cum, my girl was made to lick and suck the cum from my gaping asshole and clean the cum from the table with her tongue and then suck all six cocks to clean them. I will definitely be sore today.

 

There are many dirty things I have done over the years

In no particular order.
I have fuck several bitches and had my cock balls and ass licked by many dogs.
Fingered a sheep but never got the chance to fuck it
When I was in my teens I was fucking a woman in her late 50s any hole any time.
Gone down on a woman when shes been having her period.
had my cock sucked clean after fucking on their period
Had my cock sucked clean after butt fucking
Had a majorly shitty cock after butt fucking and thought it highly funny.
Rimming both ways
Been with twins and had them go down on each other.
Had my cock sucked by several males
blown a dog
wet sex
Drunk pee and had mine drunk
Many things in bdsm i'm Dom

Thats should do for a start but plenty more I have done over the years

 

The dirtiest

Well, I was working for a construction company that mostly installed mainline watermains and sewers. We were completeing a new subdivision and had to join the new watermain to the existing line, when the backhoe operator sheared off the service valve for an existing home. Needless to say the pressurized 12 inch ductile steel watermain began geysering water everywhere. we had to call the city public works, turn down the pressure in the mains in the area, and try to fix the damn thing before people started getiing home from work.
I Had to cut out the section of the 12 inch line we had busted the corp valve off of, and coupl in a new segment. This involved digging a deep hole, setting up a high capacity pump, and then cutting out the damaged section with a Husqvarna circular saw. The pressure was down but not off, an off water main can become contaminated, so pressure has to stay on. So here I am, stripped to the waist, wearing goggles, and trying to cut out steel pipe in a hole constantly filling with water. To cut the bottom of the pipe, I had to turn the saw upside down and stick it under water, which sent a plum of muddy water everywhere, but mostly on me.

When I got home from work that night I was a solid mass of dried mud everywhere except where the goggles had protected my eyes. Best day EVER.... getting really dirty always makes me feel like I have accomplished something important..


Is that waht you meant by dirty? Or was it the time my wife told me to lick her asshole clean after I had just cum in it... I couldnt believe she wanted me to lick up cum that was oozing from her ass... gross.. but actually doing it, and sticking my tongue all the way in her still gaping asshole turned out to be one of the most erotic things Ive ever done.

Take your pick, both were dirty, and both really satisfying

 

Dirtiest? I got a treat for you...

My niece was at some play thing like the old place DC Discovery zone. It was time to go, so good ole uncle had to get her..I was calling for her by the balls and she tripped and fell, so I went to go get her, than some little shit, dropped a shit in the balls and guess who touched it!?

And that's not all..went the bathroom to clean up and there were hot dog chucks everywhere...

:sad:

 

dirtiest

Got naked and fucked myself withe the handle of a toilet plunger in a public washroom

 

Would love to have seen that

 

I fucked a chicken to...

I fucked a chicken too, actually my gf fucked me with a chicken...it was hot, my gf was so turned on she begged me to finger her while she worked it. She kept getting really rough and I said "suck it!" And when she pulled the chicken off my cock there was a lot of blood, I mean she was slamming my cock with poor thing hard I thought. She let it go and it died the day after!

 

U got THAT Right!

NO LIE!
I'm an unashamed freaky Scorpio yet some of THESE?? WOOOoooo! Actually TOO freaky for me. Never thought that would happen!!

Great topic; look how long this ran. Congrats!

 

When I read this I got a hard on, I have done exactly the same thing too!

 

I don't know if this is the dirtiest thing I've ever done, but it's what I can remember at the present moment. On several occasions, I've deep throated to the point of gagging and puking on the cock I was sucking. Well, I just re-swallowed those barf chunks and kept going.

One time I was in the process of getting back together with an ex while still seeing a fling since nothing was official yet. I let the fling fuck me, and then my ex ate me out without knowing a few hours later. My ex is a giant, homophobic douche so it gives me great pleasure to know what I made him do.

A few more are coming back to me now. But I just realized I haven't told the hubby all these stories so maybe I'll share with him first.

 

lets chat

 

Lets just say I am no longer allowed in a certain bar in China after a drunken escapade with a bar girl after a buying her a "expensive" drink.

Thank god I never faced any office hours for it.

 

Had lots of sex with my dog sucking his cock