An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an excellent and inexpensive vibrator.

 

Terrify ants into believing they have been invaded by "War Of The Worlds" style Martians by standing 3 pin plugs on end around their
holes.:awesome:

 

That is exactly what Dr Yelsin did in his home meth lab shortly after I purchased one hundred pounds of sudafed from the internet for him.

He is lucky that he was out in back giving his dogs some Kibbles and Bits at the time!

I just told this story to him, and he says, "The damn nurse won't give me my cigarettes and she just turned the television off."

I told him, "Mr McMurphy, please take your medication and go to sleep."

He angrily says to me: "In one week, I can put a bug so far up your ass, you won't know whether to shit or wind your wristwatch!"

Click...

Voice says, "I am sorry, your call has been interrupted by this station break."

"This the XNXX broadcasting network, and we are signing off this thread."

 

Perhaps you could pass on this tip to the good doctor;

As adverts on the television tell us not to use light switches if we smell gas, I find it useful to always have a candle ready for use in such emergencies.

Tell him we miss him....

 

My name is Earl

I just want to say that Jamie Pressley is hot!

Also, I recently made a list of the XNXX members (like Earl did) of the people that I have insulted in the past and want to apologize to them.

Wait a minute!

I have only been a member here for a week!

What am I thinking?

smcaaphd, can you help me out here?

 

Your name isn't Earl.

Or is it?

*Gets pelted with rotten fruit*

 

Darling Nursie, of course I'll help *kiss*

Tell Doc I'm thinking of him and will come visit with plenty of *carrots*

 

I am a Professional Nurse!

Why should I keep putting up with these Hillbilly inbreds from XNXX dot com that keep asking me questions about whether they should finish High School?

Why can't they see I am not a God, and I cannot grant them a wish?

I have met a few of them personally and they are really nice and genuine.

I love those people, and they love me.

But, one of them showed up last week and volunteered to take my dog out for a walk. I have not seen "Fluffy" since then.

If you have seen my poodle dog, please call me at 1-800-Dr-Yelsin

 

this site gets stranger each passing day

 

haha!
True fox, this ones a little different.

NurseR: if they haven't finished high school yet(those Hillbilly inbreeds,) chances are they are underage, and shouldn't be here.Unless this is a GED. A slip or just the wording, hmmm.
How is the good doc by the way?

 

Let me say this one more time from a black persons point of view!

OK, little mama had a swag like mine
She even wear her hair down her back like mine
I make her feel right when it's wrong like lying
Man, she ain't never had a love like mine
And man I ain't never seen an ass like hers
And that pussy in my mouth had me loss for words
Told her back it up like erp erp
And I made that ass jump like jerk, jerk
And that's when she lick me like a lollipop (oh yeah I like that)
she lick me like a lollipop (I like that)
she lick me like a lollipop (I like that)
she lick me like a lollipop

Do you understand now?

 

Sounds like you need a penis in your mouth.

 

Sounds like he's had a few too many

 

more like self medicating

 

It sounds like I've had too many? I'm sorry when your reading text do you hear my voice? I'll self medicate you with my dick.

 

ok apart from the fact that making no sence

I think that was a comment made at the op

 

Don't look at me with that tone of voice...it smells a funny colour...

 

I agree.What the hell was that irrelevant drivel, the reference I don't get either.

And you, guilty conscience, or self absorbed? I am 99% sure the above posters meant the OP!
It would seem that not only the OP is impaired but you too CFH, yeah, I mean you!

 

Holy fuck. You sure you even have a dick you drama queen?

 

Shayla LaVeaux