No OT, the 14 inch dildo shoved up your turd tunnel makes you look gay.

 

i´m sure U don´t mean this :



sorry inc ... my bad ! i AM a prick !

ric ... can you please call me a twat again ?
in big letters for everyone to see clearly what a twat i am ?

 

As predicted. He's probably kicking his tie-dyed Labradoodle across the room as we type and swearing on Liberace's grave that he'll get his revenge. :-|

Angry faggotry is the best kind.

 

Really, are you going with the "Dick" insult, oh well at least it is simple for you to spell and want task your seriously limited imagination

 

Oh jeez, dude, way too much information

*shudders*

 

Why is with anti-homosex talk? We are forward thinking peoples. Just other day, Rich and me was talking about how I could clean his pooping shaft with my tongue.

 

your´s truly Bar34 is certainly not anty gay !

 

I love when this happens

 

1. Richief calls you a twat - Nope, but I've had many conversations with him
2. Smc promises to do something indescribable to ewe - Nope, but I had a dream about the two of us doing something indescribable -- can that count?
3. Suze rips you a new one - Not yet
4. Billblonde tells you he knows where you live and that you are fat and useless - Not yet, and if he does I'd probably cry
5. You become one of Arizona's angels - The silliest of angels
6. You post to one of Ump's amazing threads - Yep
7. Lioness promises to show you who really runs the Jungle - She lets me play in her jungle, so I'm happy
8. TCL starts a feud with you - I feel so left out
9. AZ dedicates a thread to you - Now I really feel left out
10. You dare to debate Stumbler - Never debated him, but have talked to him on a number of occasions
11. ejls posts to your thread - She posted on one of my stories and I told friends about it for *days*
12. You are bound in cija's dungeon - Nope, but I know several
13. You remember rcarson - He was the first person to leave me a VM when I joined

Can it count for something that I know who all these members are??

 

1. Richief calls you a twat - nope but I started the Curly Wurly thing
2. Smc promises to do something indescribable to ewe - not that I recall
3. Suze rips you a new one - almost, but she also defended me once, sorta back to front lol
4. Billblonde tells you he knows where you live and that you are fat and useless - I don't think I figure on his radar.
5. You become one of Arizona's angels - Again, my idea
6. You post to one of Ump's amazing threads - Just the once but yes
7. Lioness promises to show you who really runs the Jungle - Not exactly but she is queen of the jungle, I salute to her
8. TCL starts a feud with you - Nope
9. AZ dedicates a thread to you - Nope but we did fall out
10. You dare to debate Stumbler - Waste of energy
11. ejls posts to your thread - Of course, we girls stick together
12. You are bound in cija's dungeon - Nuff said
13. You remember rcarson - Yup, he pm'd me a few times when I first got here

I don't think anyone can fill the whole list. But if anyone wants to make up an extra 1 to fit the bill, my dungeon is always open to bad boys. There is admittedly one woman who I might admit as a subject - how about if some of you ladies want to come and administer a flogging or two? :excited:

 

all you need to know

All you need to know is...The law of diminishing returns..that explains Az

 

Of coarse..love it


Yep I have been here far too long already

 

Now son you were begging but upset when I said "no". Know run along brazi needs your attention,as does the lord of the socks and quite a few others who have figured out parental control.

 

Oh, man! I hope I didn't miss this morning's "Established Members" meeting!!!

 

Drat!

I knew it!

No one here!

And I really wanted to go to the two9 scheduled seminars:

"How to Pretend to be A Big Shot"

and

"How To Avoid Getting Over Yourself"

Well, maybe next week......

 

Eh. I've been here awhile. Quite awhile, in fact. The only reason I don't have more posts is b/c there isn't much I feel the need to comment on. There is, unfortunately- a lot of useless nonsense like this. Where one could add their two cents and tell the OP how pitiful, useless, and idiotic this thread was. That they could have shat on a rock and been more productive. . .

but I usually do not, and just pass it by.

 

Quote:
Originally Posted by ejls
I don't think you're truly an established member until one of a few things has happened to you:

1. Richief calls you a twat - No. And most likely will not happen.
2. Smc promises to do something indescribable to ewe - Lol. No but she has said a few things to make me go baaaaa!
3. Suze rips you a new one - No, aw and I will cry if that happens
4. Billblonde tells you he knows where you live and that you are fat and useless - No, I do not think I know him????
5. You become one of Arizona's angels - YES! Duh.
6. You post to one of Ump's amazing threads - Of course. He would disown me if I did not.
7. Lioness promises to show you who really runs the Jungle - Unfortunately, no...
8. TCL starts a feud with you - Does a debate pitted against Stumbler and I count (think back like in '08)?
9. AZ dedicates a thread to you - How about a song? lol. Not a thread yet though. The song, was private. 8)
10. You dare to debate Stumbler - Nope
11. ejls posts to your thread - Um, I don't make threads
12. You are bound in cija's dungeon - No, but I can put in my application to help!!!
13. You remember rcarson - Yes

 

There is always room for humor.



(....or is that 'Jell-O'???)

 

1. Richief calls you a twat - Oh, he probably has..
2. Smc promises to do something indescribable to ewe - Yes!
3. Suze rips you a new one - I don't think so, surprisingly.
4. Billblonde tells you he knows where you live and that you are fat and useless - Sadly not.
5. You become one of Arizona's angels - Too much penis for that..
6. You post to one of Ump's amazing threads - Hmm.
7. Lioness promises to show you who really runs the Jungle - She's promised.
8. TCL starts a feud with you - If you could it a 'fued'...
9. AZ dedicates a thread to you - I can't remember, but I don't think so.
10. You dare to debate Stumbler - All the time!
11. ejls posts to your thread - I think she has.
12. You are bound in cija's dungeon - Nope!
13. You remember rcarson - Oh, how we loathed each other.

A paltry 8.