ive lost count how many time ive been caught now lol

 

When my then g/f - now wife of 16 years used to stay the night at my parents house, before we had our own place, she used to bring a sleeping bag and sleep in my room - each night we would lay the sleeping bag out, and then ruffle it up good to make it look like she had slept in it - but of course she would hop in to bed with me instead.

One morning my catholic mum brought in a cup of tea, and found the 2 of us butt naked sleeping together. She put the tea down, said good morning, and calmly said "I don't think you'll be needing to bring your sleeping bag anymore love", and then walked out.

These parents- they know - you know?

 

Personally I've never been caught, and I haven't caught anyone else in the act either.

I'm too paranoid when I wack off. My computer is in the living room of all places so I have to make sure there isn't a soul in the house while I do it. It's also in clear view of the front door so not only can people come up and possibly see me, but I can also see every single car coming up the road, and if a car pulls into the drive, I perform an "emergency shutdown." I hear a single sound even in an empty house I freak.

 

Not masturbating, but having sex. I was 17 and my ex was 16 we skipped school that day and decided we'd have sex just like any other day. BUT, i forgot it was tuesday, our maid comes on tuesday! I'm fucking my ex in doggy position ,of course my ex was moaning pretty loudly, and all of a sudden the maid walks in and says "If you want I'll clean the other rooms first, while you 2 finish up." I've never been more embarrassed in my life lol. Every tuesday from then on I'd leave the house.

 

My sister knew I wanked a lot but never actually saw me. My wife knows I still wank frequently and felt bad about it for some time until she actaully walked in on me. I always wanted to show her as a sort of sex show so I didn't stop. She didn't leave but I wouldn't let her touch me as a put on a show for her. I ended up coming and her face said she liked watching but I haven't had the opportunity to try again, but I still wank, usaully in the bath .

 

Sure, I've been caught. If you masterbate as much as i do, the laws of averages catch up to you sooner or later.

When I was about 15-16, my mom walked right into my room, while I had my pants around my knees and my hand on my cock. The minute i heard the doorknob turn, I frantically tried pulling my clothes back up, but things got stuck, and the tip of my cock was poking out. She said i had a phone call and walked out. After i got done talking to my friend, she asked If i was masterbatering. I told her no, and she asked why was my penis enlarged. I just told her that is how big it always is.

My sister also caught me in the bathroom, she called me a pervert. a couple of weeks later, I caught her doing the same thing, or the female equivilant to it, so I called her a hypocrit.

My wife has walked in on me, and I have caught her, usually its when one or the other refused sex for whatever reason, and we have to take matters into our hands. Sometimes the very sight of it awakens our urges, other time we just laugh and continue with our business.

 

when i was 14 or 15 and i knew some pretty horned up girls they would ask me to go on webcam for them and show them my cock and when i did i decided the hell with it and started to jerk off and i got so into that i did not even hear the main house door open and within minutes my dad came into the room looked at me and said " what the fuck are you doing" and left.

and my second time i was 16 or 17 and i was sleeping over at my girlfriends house and while me and her were in the basment, me fingering her pussy, her giving me a handjob and when she was about to give me the handjob her mom called from uptsairs and said "come on hunny let him go to sleep come up strairs now" i was so mad and felt like putting a hole through her moms head but then i remembered that i had video taped her masturbating on my phone so decided to open the video up and rub one off and while i was doing so i heard the door open but i sat still not even putting my cock away and i heard my gfs little sister shes 14 talking on the phone with i guess her boyfriend because i heard her say "you had me really horny tonight you know that babe" and so i decided to pretend i didnt hear her and just kept jerking off and all of a sudden she stopped talking and hung up so this inspired me to jerk off even faster and harder and when i cummed i looked back to see her hands down her pants and giving out little moans, her face got redder then a tomatoe and ran up stairs.

 

I have never been cought. But I did want in on my step son once .....
I always knocked after that day.

 

Haha, I've been caught once, and boy is this a tale.

I was about 15,and I usually sat in the back during History Class. We'd always watcha film strip, and it would be really dark, so when I got bored, I'd reach through a hole in my hoodie, and jack it, usually to the sight of the girls infront of me with their thongs hanging out. Man oh man did it feel great, till one day when class was close to being over; I was just cumming, and my cock fell out of my hoodie and ejaculated on the chic's leg infront me. It wasn't alot, but enough for her to notice, she was suprised to say the least. MAN OH MAN, I was so scared she would tell on me, but infact she didn't. Good thing it was dark too, or the whole class would have seen. Anyways, she gave me a startled look and I begged her not to say anything, telling her it was an accident and that I was so so sorry. Her and I eventaully went out, but we broke up in my Senior year. We still joke about it even now. I asked her why she didn't tell on me, she said it was because she did it sometimes too, you could imagine my surprise.Whew boy.. I never touched myself at school, EVER again.

 

Heh, that is a good one Malone.

I've never been caught masturbating, which surprises me when i consider some of the public places i've masturbated.

A couple of weeks ago, though, my mum did walk in on me while i was giving a dude head, with another friend in my bed watching. Half an hour later i went down and had the whole sexuality conversation with her while i was drunk and on pills. Me and my friends laugh about it now.

 

OMG!! I remember one time me and this guy I was seeing were walking back to my parent's from the pub, when we decide to jump over the gate of the school, for a quickie. Dark, private, whatever. Anyway, we get into it, however long it took, my jeans thrown to one side, when we hear this noise... someone's walking around the corner of the building! Quick as a flash, he's off, trews up and running for the safe cover of the bushes. I'm sitting up, reaching for my jeans when two security guards come round the corner, see me, nod, and say, "When you're finished love, please leave the property!" Fuck me!! How bloody embarrassing!! Fucking A/hole leaving me like that... twat! Funny now tho! hehe

 

~~~~~~~~Squigley

I got caught by mt brother. I was sitting and watching a movie where they had sex and I tried to put three of my fingers in my pussy and suddenley my brother walks in..............!!! It was the shock of my life, eventualy we had sex a week or so later. We were only like 14 and 15. We still have sex with each other.

 

havinf sex with your brother,,,,,"hot"

I had sex with my sister when she was 13 and I was 16.....it was hot and nasty

 

are you interested in changing experiences ?

 

NOT THAT I KNOW.

 

My mom caught me one day after I had jsut shot off on my stomach. She told me to clean myself and come into the living room. Mom told me that she really didn't approve of this , but it was better than getting a girl pregnant. After that she caught me several more times and one time actually sat on the end of the bed and watched me until I finshed. She even got a warm rag and wiped me clean. She told me I had a nice size cock and rubbed my balls and I couldn't believe it when I got hard. She jacked me until I shot off again, which wasn't much. Mom told me this was a one time deal. I saw her one time using her vibrator, but she never knew I had seen her. By the way, she had a great body.

 

I never have, and must be in the minority here.

 

I've never been caught.
But I think at points my parents suspected something..

 

Ever been caught masterbating?

:rose: I was masterbating a girl friend when her older sister came in and wanted me to do her or she would tell so we included her into the party, after that some times I would lick one and fondle the other i was 11

 

When my eldest boys were still at school I used to go and masturbate in their bedroom,,,to relive bordom more than anything else... one day though my eldest son decided to bunk off (he was 13) and he caught me at it... I was unaware but he whent to get a camera... I rember leaving his room and seeing him the other way down the landing...he took a pic and ran before I could have a go at him...never though anything of it untill afew months ago when conffessed what he had seen that day and that that was what first made him want me
Kim