nope, can't say i have. i'm usually pretty paranoid, and have locks on my door

 

near miss with the stash

Never caught in the act, but I did spend too much time in the bathroom.

I did get caught getting the material. I was in family room on morning when I was 14 or so. I was looking through the books on the top shelf when I see the title East of Eden. I flip through a few pages and discover sex scenes. Perfect. I turn around to see my mom staring at me. I knew she knew what I knew about that book. I leave the book on the shelves and skulked away.

 

lol great story

 

Nooo, but I did get caught being hung-up___Tied, with out male dog, Butt-to-Butt, out in our backyard, when I was somewhere around 11. MILKER

 

you should trun that into a story and tell what happen when you and April played truth or dare.

 

soo this is a completely true story

i was about 6 and i had just discovered masturbation from a friend
i was going at it and my dad wlked in and caught me
i quickly pulled up my pants but he laughed and said its ok with him
later that night ( i was sleeping with my parents in their bed btw) he tells me to get my penis out and so i do and he starts jerking me off (my mom was taking a shit or some shit ) i orgasmed but i couldnt produce semen yet so no mess
its been seven years since the inceidnt but i dont live with him so i never did that again
i really want to though :satisfied:

 

I have been caught like 2 times both by my brothers

 

yes twice once in the woods by the girl next to us. we sat and talked for a while. then she left and finished what i started.
the second time i was 17 around 2am my mom wemt to the bath room,iwhipprd out my cock and started jerking off.when she was done instead of heading back to bed she came in and turned on my bedroom light, i never missed a stroke.she watched for about 20 seonds turned off the light and never said a word about it.

 

yes

when i was a teen my dad caught me with a dildo it was so embarassing

 

Caught once by my dad at his office restroom, and once by my niece at home.

 

Never but gotten real close.

 

Twice that I know of, once my friend heard me in her bathroom at 2 in the morning and my sister in law walked in on my. I am not sure she knew what she saw because I had part of the dresser blocking my cock. She never said a thing.

 

This happened 2 months ago...ugh.


I had just finished phone sex at 8am...it was a long one....laying naked on top of my sheets and BAM! Door opens and my mom says "I'm going shopping with blah blah blah and I wont be back for lunch."

Scariest thing ever.

As soon as I heard the door I grabbed my sheets, but my laptop was on my bed on and i had an earphone in....

Totally caught.

She has never mentioned it.

 

My ex-wife found me masturbating to some man-on-man action on TV.
And went off smiling...
After that she often liked to mention my, er... extra-curricular interests when we were fucking.

 

I got caught when I was about 17, I was in the computer room at my house, it was about 1 in the morning. The computer room faces to the front of the house with some windows and curtains which I would usually close, but considering the hour I just wanted to get a quick one in and go to bed, so I didn't close the curtains. The next day when I was walking up to the bus stop, the hot blond girl that lives down the street from me was having a ball telling everyone else at the stop. Probably one of the most embarrasing moments in my life. From that point on I've been very paranoid as well.

 

Fortunately, never, but had had some close encounters

 

Do not do it at night... Wait until your roomate leaves. The thing is everyone gets caught once in a while so don't expect to keep a clean slate. AND GET LAID, who cares about beating it when there's fucking hot bitches everywhere

 

I was caught by my step-sister, and to keep her from telling on me, I let her coax me into rolling over onto my stomach for her and then letting her ___________finger-fuck me.

 

The girl in the cubicle next to me caught me masturbating to internet porn...

Do I or don't I tell her that I don't even work there?