that's just bad luck

 

i got caught once by my godmother. back then i had a thing about jerking off with panties. so one day when i was at her house i was so horny i got to the point i had to jerk off. so when she went to the store i grabbed one of her thongs and started jerking off. i wasnt going to cum on her panties but when i cumed it went everywere on her panties,computer table,chair and my hands. when i got up to clean everything i heard the door and about 2 secs later she walked in i was so embrassed. all she said was ooo sorry i never saw anything just clean up and throw my thong away.

 

Never

 

sigh... what young man has not been caught with his hand in the penis jar?

here is my tale:
I was about 15 or so, and i was laying on my bed, gankin the bacon, when i heard my mom walking down the hallway

"Bye Mr.Dropkick, im off to work!"

my brain went into panic mode. shit shit shit shit shit!

when she opened the door i reached for a red and black chuck by my bed, and before the door was 7 in open i threw (i mean fucking PITCHED THAT SHIT) the chuck at the gap and yelled "BUSY!"

when it hit the door it chipped it a lil bit and was loud as hell.

she saw/knew what was going on, and she was a lil bit shaken. i on the other hand kept a cool head and straight face during the "youre a growing boy, and i should knock before entering speech"

 

Oh god, thank you for that line. I was missing my brother and now you got me laughing. Let me explain, one night, our mother and stepfather were drunk off their ass so my brother and I were just talking freely about masturbation and all the different terms knowing that they wouldn't remember in the morning. Well he said "yankin the gankin" and I died laughing because he meant "jerkin the gherkin". It was an inside joke between us after that. Your phrase just reminded me of him and his line. :-D

 

yeah ive never even came close to being caught, one of my friends knows but that doesnt matter cause every guy does it and if they dont their gay anyways lol. but yeah never caught, never came close to being caught, and... yeah.. lol

 

well once when i was about 13 i was do n my buisness when my friend decided it would be funny to scare me. to make along story short he ran into my and i was so shocked i threw my phone at him.he ended up with 5 stiches. knocked him out 2. that was hard to explane to the paramedics, and docs and our parents

 

I was 16, and watching a bit of the old porntube.
and so i get a little uppidy. so i take out the dude.
and start wanking it..

and boom..my sister walks in...

talk about embarrasing.. lol

 

No, I have never been caught, but I did catch a friend masterbating at a slumber party.
lol
I was at my friend's house for her birthday party. There were four of us girls sleeping in the living room, when I happened to wake very early in the morning. I was on the floor and this girl was on the couch right next to me. I heard swooshing noises coming from her sleeping bag, so I looked at her, and that was when I realized that she was masterbating in her sleep. I tried to wake up another girl so she could witness this too, but she didn't care and when back to sleep.

 

ha, i got kinda caught once
my old girlfriend had this thing for, well i guess the only way to put it is stalking me. she would always drop by my place, leave a note or call me or something, i thought it was kinda cute when she did it but whatever...

so i was in my room (note: my room is our basement, where my windows are actually ground level outside, therefor easy access for sneaking in, or in this case looking in) looking at this pic set of 2 guys double teaming a girl, just happily jerking my tool, and i hear this noise by my window, i look up, didnt see anything, and didnt care, i was too close to cumming, well the next day i was talking to my girl and she was like "so i saw you last night, and i dont know if i should be shocked or just grossed out" it was quite awkward, considering she was a virgin, and completely non sexual in her thoughts

 

I caught my sister back in the 1960s things went on till I left home

 

you're not weird at all. in fact, your friend reminds me of mine. he greeted me in the exact same way, and when we were younger, we did do such things in each other's vicinity.

 

Okay two stories...

One: Got Cought.

So I live in the basement of my stepmom and my dads house so my windows are like a foot off the ground. Theres a little flower garden thing around the edge of the house and it goes past my window... well one day i was jacking off and i heard a gasp from my window... turns out my stepmom was working on the garden and happened to look in and see me...well that didnt stop me so i kept going next thing i know shes at my door asking to come in im guessing to say some calming words or something... i didnt really care...

well im feeling kinda superfucking horny still and jacking off... so i say come in and im still going at it... she opens the door and comes in... how my room works you can only really see my head from the doorway area... so she comes around and sees me still jacking off... she starts to yell at me for not stoping... i just keep going... she stops talking and just stands there... i finish up and i usually take a tissue or something to keep it clean but this time i just blow my load all over my stomach and chest...

she has a little conversation about keeping the blinds closed and what not... end of story..

Story 2: Catching somebody

Ok so im in my house again im upstairs getting something to drink when my dad calls me and asks me to go check in his room for his wallet.. so i go right up and open the door and theres my stepmom fucking herself hard with a BIG dildo and playing with her tits... she doesnt even notice me come in... so i walk back out say to my father that i didnt see his wallet and hangup... i go back to the door and go in... shes still has no idea im there... i walk right up to the bed and say.."need a hand? or maybe a real cock?" right as i say that i pull my shorts down and pull my hard cock out of my boxers
she just moans so i take the dildo and from her and get on top and take the place of the dildo...we fucked, sucked, and pretty much anything else for about 3 hrs then i knew my father would be home soon so i went back to my room.

havnt talked about it or anything since then.

Edit: sry for grammer and what not but i didnt really care to much seeing as im not trying to make this experience into some story to submit.

 

that sounds like it came out of a porno

 

Girls - tell me

Why is it you like to watch a guy jerk off ?

Do you get off too?

 

never actualy been caught beating away at it
but its been real obvious to whoever walked in

once, on my computer chair, watching this sweet porno i downloaded
sitting there wanking away, i'm actualy cumming when someone walks in
i cant even remember who it was lol
but i thought i came in my pants when i pulled them over my cock....i didnt
when who-ever it was walked away, i relised that i had a big pile of cum on my leg haha

nd it didnt help much that i hadnt had one in aaaggggeeesss lol
so yeah, pretty fucking embarassing haha

 

Never, but when I was 16 I left the tissues by my computer ( instead of flushing them down my toilet ). I must have been really tired, slept in to about 2:00AM and my mom yelled at me from the door to wake up. When I came out to make breakfast she says " You must have been up late, what were you doing last night?". I come back to my room to see the tissues there and the websites had been clicked off.

 

Only once when it mattered and quite a few times by my fiancee..

I was lying on my bed, legs spread etc etc, we used to have a really deep pile carpet at home, very hard to hear anyone coming up the stairs, my sister walks in to ask for her pen back that i'd borrowed

"Have you go.....riiight.... Ill just go now"

very awkward at the time but fucking funny after that

 

I have two stories...

1st-Age 14-My mom was out of town and my grandpa was watching my brother and I and i really wanted to wack it. So I starting looking up some porn. (i lived in an apartment 3 bedroom so...) My grandpa was in my moms room taking a nap. I used a little bit of lotion and started out it. I was getting really into it becase he had woke up but I kept going. He usaully didn't come in my room so I was worried. Then i heard the creak of the door and i was BUTT naked on this chair. I hurried and put the keyboard over my dick and my hand was covered with lotion and he was like " boy what are you doing there?" I was like "Oh i'm looking on the comp." and he looked at me and saw i had no pants and and looked at the screen and laughed :mrgreen: then walked out. I didn't get to finish...=(

2nd-Age 15-My aunts were staying at my house for the weekend and they just left to go home and i didn't masterbate the whole time they were thier. So i took the laptop up to our bathroom and locked the doors. I started to wack off and i was all naked because i was going to take a shower after. And my mom knocks on the door and is trying to open the door and i tell her "I'm in here" and then the door opens (we had a problem with that door and the lock...) and i put the lap top over me...and she is freaked out and says " ARE YOU WACKING OFF!" i am petrified and just reply "NO im downloading somthing" then after that when I saw my mom it was akward for like 2 days.

Those are my stories now im more careful and make sure no one is at my dorm or anything...

 

I was at home, having one of those "Nobody's Home" jerks in all my naked glory. I think I hear a car door in the driveway so I'm throwing clothes on and dumping porn off the comp. So I peek out the windows and don't see anything and I'm like wtf? So anyhow, I settle back down and pull up the porn. So all of a sudden I hear POUND POUND POUND at the door! Once I climb down from the ceiling, there's my mother in law looking through the window of the door, laughing her ass off! I was so embarrassed I ran upstairs w/o answering the door. When we talked a couple days later she kind of smiled at me like "I know you know that I know" but she never said anything to me or my wife.