Not in the least bit.

Keep making a fool out of yourself though.

 

Not sure how to respond to that so I'll just say thank you

 

*whispers* He wasn't complimenting you, Monkey Spunk! :awesome: What he was saying was that your ignorance was so staggeringly profound that he doesn't even know how to categorize you. You defy classification!

Monkey, you are like a walking Chuck Norris joke.

Monkey doesn't think. He knows.

And, just to point out the similarities, I lifted some of these from http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com and replaced Chuck Norris with Monkey so we could see for ourselves.

Behold!

Ahhhh, brilliant! I can keep going, there are thousands of these that apply! I defy you all to tell me those all don't fit Monkey to the 'T'.

-S-

 

or a crab in the bucket...

 

It is growing tiresome having my intellect insulted by a simpleton like you.

 

Is that really the best you can come up with? Because I've seen you level that charge at pretty much everyone at one point or another. Even at 22 I was out on my own, moved across country, paying rent, working a job and doing my thing.

You know, the bare minimum, which you haven't yet achieved?

-S-

 

You're now over 30, with a kid, and what have you done since then?

Nothing but crap? Oh that's right.

 

Worked, paid my bills, the same as every other regular person. Oh, and I cured cancer.

You, on the other hand, have not progressed one bit since you grew hair on your balls. So no matter how you try and paint it, I come out ahead of you in pretty much every way as a functioning member of society.

That's gotta just burn you up inside. :awesome:

-S-

 

Not in the least bit.

You've yet to contribute anything. The only contribution you've made is your sperm and if your kid turns out to be a good person it will be despite you, not because of you.

 

Just how many times do you plan on saying that? You've already run it in to the ground. But then again, look who I'm talking to. You've been regurgitating 'douche' ad nauseam for ages.

I earn a living, Monkey. What do you do?

Oh yeah, nothing. :mrgreen:

-S-

 

And how exactly does that mean you contribute anything to society?

 

epic ass interlude!!! :excited:

 

Don't dodge the question, Monkey. What do you contribute? I've already laid out my qualifications for meeting the 'bare minimum'. It's your turn.

-S-

 

You don't get to lay out the qualifications.

You don't contribute to society at all and probably never will. You're dead weight.

Speaking of killing things, your pathetic attempt at a nickname for me was never funny to begin with.

 

Again, you dodge the question. What are you scared of, little Monkey?

-S-

 

I'm done with your pathetic fat ass.

Consider yourself ignored, and unlike you, I actually can ignore people.

 

So you admit you've done NOTHING! AHAHAHAAA!



-S-

 

epic ass getting spanked interlude!!! :excited:

 

Bet you're a joy at the holidays.

 

That one's nice, too. :mrgreen:

But I call shenanigans. There's no red handprint.

-S-