I just wanted to be on television.

 

Mr.Wall: No more Mr. Quick. Mr. Quick, dead, yes.
Stranger: Poor, poor Mr. Quick.

Mr.Wall: She knows nothing, Mr. Hand.
Mr.Hand: A dead end... Yes, Mr. Wall?
Mr.Wall: We thought his imprint would allow us to track him, but instead we have been brought here. This is irrational.
Mr.Hand: Instincts are irrational, Mr. Wall, and we must follow where they lead... Yes?

 

"You call yourself a salesman, you son of a bitch?"

 

Kakihara: Listen, when you're giving pain to someone, don't think about the pain that person is feeling. Just concentrate on how good it feels to be causing someone pain. That's the best thing you can do for a true masochist!

 

I'm a dude playin a dude disguised as another dude.

 

'Do you know what nemisis means?

A righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent.

Personified in this case, by an horrible cunt... me!' Bricktop - Snatch

 

If she presses charges, it was never meant to be.

 

There are SO many, but they are, in my defense, all from ONE movie:

<THE BOONDOCK SAINTS>​

Doc: Fuck-Ass! .... Wh-wh-why don't yyou g-guys just make like a tree, and get the fuck outta here!!!

Connor: Perhaps it shoulda been a rule of wrist!

Greenley: I ain't gettin' no fuckin' bagel!

Venchenzo/Ron Jeremy: "I'm Rocco, The 'Funny Man'! I'm so fuckin' fun-ny!"

Rocco: Bury the cat!

Connor: Is that right, Rambo?

Rocco: Shut up Ravy! I can't go get a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you've fucked!

Forgive me, but to me, there is a funny line every other second in this movie. I find myself quoting it constantly! If ya liked Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, that genre, and haven't seen it, it is worth putting on the short list of movies to rent...
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and this year...
ALL SAINTS' DAY!
:excited::satisfied::mrgreen::satisfied::mrgreen::excited::satisfied::mrgreen::excited:

I'll catch you on the flipside!​

 

o hai!
"luke, this is your father. join the dark-side, you nob!"

~strange brew~

 

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

 

You're only suposed to blow the bloody doors off!

 

strother martin from cool hand luke...what we have here is a failure to communicate.

 

Ace Ventura - When Nature Calls

Ace: Surely... The abrasion on the palm of your left hand is the type one sustains breaking a fall of 3 to 5 feet, the small reminisce of plaster on the tip of your shoe pointed to a careless mason beam, the culprit, your new watch, a quality forgery of a cartieah was most likely purchased through the north African black market known to reside in Gotan.
[Ace gasps for air]
Vincent Cadby: And my work habits?
Ace: Yes, a workaholic, the urine stain on your pants would signify that you're a single shake man, far to busy for a follow up jiggle.

 

Fifteen bucks, little man,
Put that shit in my hand,
If that money doesn't show,
Then you owe me, owe me, owe,
My jungle love, yeah,
Owe-ee, owe-ee, owe,
I think I want to know ya, know ya.

 

"You wanna know how to get Capone? They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way! And that's how you get Capone. Now do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that? I'm offering you a deal. Do you want this deal?"

 

Verbal: Who is Keyser Soze?
Verbal: Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Soze. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone.



fucking greatest movie ever.

 

"TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCK!!!"

 

Judas Priest! You've got sawdust in your blood!

Greatest Show on Earth

 

the lord says im allwright but your fucked

braveheart

 

*mumbled* dogs fucked the pope, no fault of mine!


--Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas