"Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight."
-Benjamin Franklin

 

"You need to know that life is bliss and misery mixed. Perhaps we would never recognize one without the other..."
-Unknown

 

“Racism is man's gravest threat to man - the maximum of hatred for a minimum of reason.” ~Abraham J. Heschel

 

"I'd rather die while I'm living then live while I'm dead." ~Jimmy Buffet

 

Listening to someone isn't just waiting for your turn to talk.

 

"He who makes a beast out of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man!"

"im tired of these muthafuckin snakes on this mothafuckin plane!" Samuel L. Jackson

And the best of all time...

"I want rustlers, Cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, conmen, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull-dukes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, shit kickers, and methodists!, " Hedley Lamarr, Blazing Saddles

 

"We think too small. Like the frog at the bottom of the well. He thinks the sky is only as big as the top of the well. If he surfaced, he would have an entirely different view."
-Mao Tse-Tung

 

Easy to say for her...she had 100% sex appeal!
She still does :excited:

 

For everything you have missed, you have gained something else, and for everything you gain, you lose something else.

~Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

I fart in your general direction
Some French Guy
Monty Python and the Holy Grail

 

Your mother was an Hamster and your father smelt of Elderberries.

Same guy.

 

God is dead--Nietzshe

Nietzshe is dead--God

 

All cats are grey in the dark-- Benjamin Franklin

 

Shoot straight, you bastards!
Don't make a mess of it!

Harry "Breaker" Morant

 

You remember the stories John use to tell us about the the three chinamen playing Fantan? This guy runs up to them and says, "Hey, the world's coming to an end!" and the first one says, "Well, I best go to the mission and pray," and the second one says, "Well, hell, I'm gonna go and buy me a case of Mezcal and six whores," and the third one says "Well, I'm gonna finish the game." I shall finish the game, Doc.
--young guns II

 

If we judged them by the content of their character, they'd be begging us to judge them by the colour of their skin.

 

The Beatles will exist without us.
George Harrison

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"Few men during their lifetime come anywhere near exhausting the resources dwelling within them. There are deep wells of strength that are never used."
-Richard E. Byrd

 

smile and the world smiles with you

 

"Just in terms of allocation of resources, religion isn't very efficient. There's a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning." Bill Gates [FONT=&quot]






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