In The Breakfast Club:
The joke that Bender tells but never finishes (while crawling through the ceiling) actually has no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, he ad-libbed the line. Originally, he was supposed to tell a joke that would end when he came back into the library and said, "Forgot my pencil", but no one could come up with a joke for that punchline.

So here's something different (I think). Let's put our heads together and try to come up with a punchline for this joke.
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"Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says..."

 

I'll go first (off the top of my head...should have thought about this before I started the thread):

Naked lady says....I just fucked a poodle with a two foot salami! I'll have a double!
Bartender says...Oh yeah? I'd like to see that!
The naked lady sets the salami on the bar and gets down on all fours. At which point the poodle pulls out his dick and begins to fuck her like crazy.
Bartender says....I thought you said you fucked HIM with a 2 foot salami.
Naked lady says....No, that's HIS salami.

Terrible, I know. But I really did JUST come up with that on the spot.

 

I thought it was funny!!!

 

naked woman says,

I almost got fucked by some little prick,until this dog ran him off,
and since i am naked & on the way home, guess what i got-( two-foot salami) for the next prick that tries to fuck me,

 

ummmmm, sure.

 

shit this is hard

naked lady says...I'm eating a two foot salami! I need something to wash it down with!
bartender asks...then what is the dog for?
naked lady says....where else would I get my drink from?



okay did that make any sense?

 

L O L

Yes. that made sense. Not bad.

I know...it's REALLY fuckin' hard isn't it?! I started the thread w/o thinking of one first. Then it was like "SHIT! WTF do I write?!"

 

yea, it took me so long just to think of a way to imply she was gonna wash the salami down with the dog's cum

this joke is hard as hell

 

I'm guessing that's why it was never finished in the movie.

 

Well look at it this way..

We're smarter and funnier than hollywood writers.

How awesome is that?

 

That's like saying you're fatter than a supermodel.

 

good point

okay we're better at finishing jokes than hollywood writers

better?

 

A naked blond walked into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender said "I guess you won't be needing a drink?"
The naked lady said "What makes you say that?"
"Because" replied the bartender "We don't allow dogs in here!"
"But she's only a little poodle and she won't be any bother" said the blond.
"I wasn't talking about the poodle" he replied.....(punch-line no.1)

"Listen" she said "I'll be straight with you, I'm a hooker and I've just been working the butchers convention at the hotel across the road. They were such a bunch of animals, they ripped off all my clothes and I've been sucking and fucking for the last four hours, so buddy, I need a drink, gimme a beer"

Feeling sympathetic, the barman poured her a long, cold beer.

"Didya make a lot of money?" enquired the bartender.
"Well, I don't work for free buddy!" she replied.
"And I suppose that huge salami was a tip?"
"No" she replied "That's for the dog, she doesn't work for free either!"

 

haha

holy shit chunky, that was classic right there

great job

 

Chunky PWNS.



Fucking funny man!

 

Nice one Chunky!

 

All bow down to the mighty CHUNKY.

Well as a matter of fact I do.
But I'm here for the show.
Where would you like me to start?

 

A naked blond walked into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender said "I guess you won't be needing a drink?"
The naked lady said "I sure do buddy, and if you'd bothered to read the joke five posts above this one, you'd know why!"

 

HAHAHAHA.:-D

You think that's good you should see him dance.

 

hmmmmmm........

Scotch...why do I always get the feeling you've had a few before you post?