1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    I think sun days were invented when the sun came out.
     
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  2. hornygirla2

    hornygirla2 RAY OF SUNSHINE

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    I seen him around, he seem to be pretty sad over you. :(
     
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  3. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    Shooter can see the need to explain in more detail.
    Asking for dating advice on a porn forum is, at minimum, ironic.
    Shooter doubts people come to a porn forum expecting to need any finesse when it comes to their relationship interests.

    And if you've investigated Shooter's posts you know that he talks about everything except sex; (well, right now Brandi and Shooter are having a bit of an issue about their relationship, but that isn't the point).

    So no, Shooter doesn't think most topics around here are stupid.

    Only the responses.

    Shooters advice was loaded with sarcasm. It seems it floated over some of the pointier heads in attendance.

    But still, asking for dating advice on a porn forum gets responses similar to what Ann Landers used to give out.

    "Dear Ann Landers

    My neighbor keeps walking around his house naked and leaving the blinds open.
    I can see everything.
    I makes me blush.
    Yesterday he caught me looking.
    When he pushed my ladder out of his window I fell right on my butt!
    I don't think I can continue living next to him.
    I'm so embarrassed what should I do?
    Prude in Poukipsee

    Dear Prude
    You might try letting him know his nakedness makes you uncomfortable
    Or you might reciprocate; walk around your house naked.
    But, don't push his ladder out of your window. You know how that made you feel.
    Or you might make him a banana cake and take it over to him. Perhaps he'll take the hint."
     
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  4. littlewanker

    littlewanker Porn Star

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    Is this a porn forum? It is actually called XNXX Adult Forum. And this thread has been posted in the general discussion section. It is where you post materials which doesn't belong in the other sections like sexuality, sex stories, personals or games.

    It is a bit difficult to identify sarcasm from text especially if you don't know the person who is making sarcastic statements or of you lack context.

    And why are you talking in third person @shootersa ? It is weird. Do you know who else talks in third person? Toddlers. :p
     
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  5. hornygirla2

    hornygirla2 RAY OF SUNSHINE

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    Ok, I guess we can agree to disagree on the ironic part.

    No shootersa, I haven't investigated your posts so I wouldn't know.

    Ah! So you don't talk about sex in a porn forum? How dare you!! Just like the OP, this is unacceptable!

    "Only the responses" So you think the responses on this thread are stupid?

    "Sarcasm".... Sure, sure it was.

    I guess next time we should ask you or Ann Landers before making a thread? :rolleyes:
     
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  6. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    Shooter's work here is done.
    Wanker still wants dating advice
    Hornygirls is jumping for joy;
    Perhaps the two of them could go out on a date night............
     
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  7. hornygirla2

    hornygirla2 RAY OF SUNSHINE

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    :p
    No, I can't. If I do I would be breaking someone's heart like Brandi broke yours. :D
     
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  8. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    The Hussy!:arghh:
     
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