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    You can now get verified on forum.

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  1. kellycantcum

    kellycantcum Porn Star

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    ooo but there's nothing juicier than a shiny red apple! okay, maybe a lovely orange!
     
  2. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Or a banana ?
     
  3. kellycantcum

    kellycantcum Porn Star

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    bananas are not juicy Big B!:eek:
     
  4. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Depends where they've been?
     
  5. kellycantcum

    kellycantcum Porn Star

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    okay...on that note...i'm going to eat something...I'll be back!:kiss:
     
  6. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Whoops - better start munching some humble pie !!
     
  7. kellycantcum

    kellycantcum Porn Star

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    Sipping OJ...but do i dare tell you what i just ate:eek:

    okay...2 eggs...2 sausage...2 toast (see the pattern) will probably gain 22 lbs!
     
  8. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    I better go and buy a larger chair for you?
     
  9. kellycantcum

    kellycantcum Porn Star

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    Thanks Big B...you're the best!
     
  10. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    OK do i detect the mearest hint of sarcasm?
     
  11. kellycantcum

    kellycantcum Porn Star

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    not at all...it sure beats standing:p
     
  12. bigbird

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    I think you need to work on shedding a few pounds off that arse - should I buy you an exercise bike instead?
     
  13. kellycantcum

    kellycantcum Porn Star

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    oh you! sure....I like to RIDE!
     
  14. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Isn't there an expression about being buried in a Y shaped coffin?
     
  15. Rockprincess

    Rockprincess Celestial Princess

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    I just had the best Strawberry lo-cal fruit smoothie...Yummy!!!
    I won't tell you what else I had with it...I was one half naughty....
     
  16. countrymama

    countrymama Porn Star

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    i just had Special K Red Berries ceral and coffee :) here goes those lbs hopefully!!!
     
  17. Rockprincess

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    It was half of a huge bagel w/cream cheese and it was delicious!!!!
    I hope that doesn't disappoint you Alan????
     
  18. two_swords

    two_swords Lord Of The Swords

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    I just finished the calzone I had for lunch.
     
  19. lets roll

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    coffee and yummy runny hunny on toast...:kiss:
     
  20. two_swords

    two_swords Lord Of The Swords

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    For some reason my friend thought I liked PB and honey on toast so he made it one day and I was like what the hell? lol