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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

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  3. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. trebor69

    trebor69 Newcumer

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    you should see her smile when the window wipers start.....
     
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  2. bigbird

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    ROFL!!!!
     
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  3. emma 7

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    Thanks a lot .Very funny.
     
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  4. Black Salomi

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    Great Thread..Very Funny
     
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  5. deadman200

    deadman200 Newcumer

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    Please Post more

    Hey Guys this Thread is very funny please post more pics please :D
     
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  6. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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  10. GrlLvsBigCocks

    GrlLvsBigCocks Porn Star

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    vincenzz your one of the greatest picture posters. lol. Loved the pictures. Here are a few of mine.
     
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  11. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    Cruelest Tattoo of All

    Cruelest Tattoo of All (I had her many times of course)
     
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  12. Immortal

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    Haha the first picture and the third picture are funny :-D
     
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  13. GrlLvsBigCocks

    GrlLvsBigCocks Porn Star

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    Here are a few more.
     
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  14. XManner

    XManner Porn Surfer

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    Pictures

    I LOVED THESE PICS! Thank all of U who posted. :p
     
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  15. XManner

    XManner Porn Surfer

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    This great!!! I am sitting here with no ass. I laughed it off!

    Thank you, Thank you X
     
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  16. bigfldave

    bigfldave Amateur

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    What Porn Has Taught Us

    1. Women wear high heels to bed.

    2. Men are never impotent.

    3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than
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    4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.

    5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.

    6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.

    7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.

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    9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.

    10. All women are noisy fucks.

    11. People in the 70s couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar
    solo in the background.

    12. Those tits are real.

    13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take
    his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.

    14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.

    15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other. (and the
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    16. Double penetration makes women smile.

    17. Asian men don't exist.

    18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the
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    19. There's a plot.

    20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a
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    21. Nurses suck patient's cocks.

    22. Men always pull out.

    23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best
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    24. Women never have headaches... or periods.

    25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him
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    26. Assholes are clean.

    27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for
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    28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a
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    29. Men don't have to beg.

    30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one
    hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.
     
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  17. bigfldave

    bigfldave Amateur

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    Just Do It.
     
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  18. bigfldave

    bigfldave Amateur

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    Another senseless act of terrorism.
     
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  19. Rockprincess

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    I enjoyed these a lot and had some laughs along the way...Thanks!!!!:kiss:
     
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  20. XENA

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    These are all great, really enjoyed them. Hope there are more coming.:rose::rose::rose::rose::rose: