Have you ever been caught rubbing one out ? Who caught you? Was there anything ever mentioned afterwards?


I got caught the other morning by my wife who came home from work early and caught me reading porn and stoking. I hoped she would have been turned on but instead I got a attitude about doing it and reading porn. Now she will hardly talk to me. When you married and horny and she is not. What are you supposed to do?

 

Nearly, but no. I usually hear them coming before they, uh, hear me coming.

 

Nope. I'm like a wank ninja... As in I am careful when I masturbate that I'll not get caught... Not that I'm a ninja who is very poor at being a ninja.

Mr D

 

My mum caught me once but just carried on talking to me

 

Only when I've been using a spatula

 

Got caught by two girls jerking off down the park. It was mentioned again at my court arraignment and mentioned plenty of more times after that.

 

I have never been caught masturbating, but I suddenly remembered an instance in which I was 'busted'. I'll try to relate this event without violating any forum rules.

Years ago, I was participating in a program run by the local government in a neighborhood community center. One of the activities was swimming lessons. The city had hired 19 and 20 year olds to teach swimming. One day, I and other male participants were standing in one of several lines to dive into the pool. A female instructor in a bikini was attending to another participant in the next line. She was somewhat tall and bent over at the waist to do whatever she was doing. I, and the other male participants in our line, looked at/stared at her ass while she was bent over. A participant next to me decided to try to get me into trouble. He blurted out in a loud voice the instructor's name and told her that I, using my name, was looking at her bum. The instructor said "OK" and continued, still bent over, doing whatever it was she was doing. The participants in my line continued to look at /stare at her ass until she was finished doing what she was doing. She, (nor anyone else), did not ever after bring up or talk about the incident.

 

The OP seems to imply that rubbing one out is wrong! Admittedly, Jack's joke is in poor taste and one should avoid letting one's mother catch one but if my spouse catches me then I will expect either assistance or an apology for interrupting!

Thinskin

 

Only time caught was by my mother when I was young

 

I was caught by a friend who walked in my room unexpectedly... ended up finishing me off after a little persuasion and blew a huge load.

 

My wife walked in on me once. She started to act upset but i angrily cut her off and said "if you don't want me to jerk off, you can stop me real fast. Just take care of this for me and i am happy to not jerk myself off." We were going through an extended dry period and i was in no mood to feel guilty for needing to cum.

 

Not guilty!

 

Yes but that is part of the fun!

 

All the time. Since we are nude around the house any way, it's no big deal to rub one out when ever we want.

 

Dad caught me when I was younger and just laughed about and left. An ex gf caught me and told me that's what she's here for and sucked me off. Other than that I like rubbing it out with the door open. Voyeur, exhib. Etc. wherever I can

 

All the time. Since we are nude around the house any way, it's no big deal to rub one out when ever we want.

 

My wife has walked in on me a couple times, one time she helped me finish. One time she stood and watched, the rest she just quickly left the room.

 

College roommate walked in on me once, but I was under the covers. He didn't say anything but there was no doubt about what I was doing. He made some casual conversation about some other stuff while getting his things and after a couple minutes left.

I would actually love to be walked in on - by certain people anyway.

 

Yeah, a lot...

 

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