I was caught in my bedroom, by my teenage son and daughter. I was home trying to some afternoon porn and masturbation on my iPad with my headphones on. I was naked with a plug in my asshole, a vibrating dildo going to work with in me and two clothes pins on my nipples. I was face down and ass up I came all over the bed clothes soaking myself and some of the floor. After finishing I rolled over to see both standing at the end of the bed. My daughter had a wild eyed look of horror on her face my son had a great big smile. I jumped up and scolded them removing things as shuffled them out of my bedroom. We had a talk about privacy and what I was doing, (trying to avoid what was the toys were ). I was horrified by the ordeal..but I can laugh about it now.

 

I have never been caught. When I was a teenager my mom asked me if I was okay because I had been in the bathroom for ten minutes or so. I said yes but I needed to really poop. I’m sure she knew I was jacking off. That particular time (I was very limber in high school) I was licking the tip of my cock before jacking off and cumming on my chest.

 

Yes I was always getting caught in the act of masturbating one weekend I was sleeping over at my best friend's house and I woke up in the middle of the night really really hard and horny and I thought he was asleep so I got completely naked and I started really jerking off right there in the bed with him laying next to me I was so busy stroking my cock that I didn't even see him open his eyes until I felt him reach over and grab my balls

 

Later in life if I wanted to cum and the lady in my life wasn’t in the mood I would just ask them to watch me jack off. They enjoyed that.

 

Was caught masturbating in an empty classroom by a teacher, she ended up sucking my cock

 

Love the vice mail!

 

That sounds hot and hilarious!

 

I’ve tried to get caught.

 

Wife caught me Thursday morning in the bathroom before work. Nice stiff hard on and dripping. She slapped me on the ass and said enjoy and went back to bed.

 

My older sister was standing at the door to my room as I was wanking I only new she was there when I heard her tell me to slow down.... I just lay there cock in hand she then asked me to wank slow as she slipped her hand in her panties I wanked as I watched her qy inside her panties and I've never cum so hard she just walked away after I had cum never happened again or spoke about it

 

Yup. Led to my first hand job and the following day a blowjob. Eventually he mounted me
And I wasn’t old enough to drive !!

 

When I lived in ATL I was helping my 2 buddies move. At the new place I was setting up the computer and their other friend who was helping came into the office. We were getting frisky and he went down on me and started sucking my dick. Well, the cable guy was doing his job when he came down the hall, into the office, immediately saw, did the fastest and smoothest 180 I have ever seen. I thought it was hilarious the other guy was embarrassed. I told him 'dont' worry cos you will never see him again in your life regardless

 

Technically yes though they didn't really know it. I want to be caught and catch someone in public. Like off a hiking trail at a lake or something. My luck though I'd get caught by a hardcore law abiding citizen and end up in deep shit.

 

A few close calls but never really caught masturbating.

Now once my gf and I practically got caught when the people we where babysitting for came home earlier than expected.

we weren’t in the act but seconds from actually going down on her.


It’s like they knew but didn’t want to embarrass us. I cringe every time I think of it. Glad I haven’t ever bumped into that couple in decades.


Though I know the husband was never an Angel either.

 

We were in the living room late on night and I was getting oral from my wife. Just before I let go we heard a noise and saw that our oldest child was sitting on the stairs watching. Took a while to get over that. Talk about a ruined orgasm. Got caught fucking on the couch we were sleeping on at a friends house but that was OK because they were fucking on the couch across from us and we all realized it together and kept going. Got caught being sucked off by my neighbor whe her best friend came out on the porch. And that was OK too because my neighbor went inside and her friend finished what she had started. I still think they planned that one since her best friend came out with her shirt unbuttoned and her bra missing, It was nice to get a blowjob under the stars right out on the porch in the middle of the neighborhood.

 

When I was in my early 20s I would get very horny and need to wank...no self control was in a mates house and seen a pair of his mums panties in the wash basket..and boom hard and needy. Jump on few months where I'd always go looking and wrapping them around my cock and wank ... in walks his mum as I'm mid spurt .. shock on both faces and embarrassment... few weeks later he still asking me why I haven't called round.. was in the local and bumped into his mum and had to talk about it she wasn't letting it go..

 

No, and ai have no clue how I haven’t been caught

 

I never got caught masturbating but have got caught sucking cock and having sex a few times.

 

Nothing like getting caught with a cock in your mouth!