Oddly enough no I haven't.

HYE licked a toad?

 

Frogs, newts and all manner of amphibians except toads. What do you think I am, weird?

Have you ever petted an animal and then it got an erection?

 

Only a humpy puppy.

HYE made a meal so hideous you couldn't force yourself to eat it?

 

yes burnt brownies.................what a waste

hye

leaned against something that gave way, making you fall?

 

I have. I learned a valuable lesson that day; the temperatures on the back of the box aren't universal

--Yes I did I kind of tripped when it happened though. It was my first experience with a turnstyle and it sure was funny to everyone else.

HYE waited so long for your food at a restaurant that you nearly went into their kitchen to cook it yourself?

 

Yes, pizza hut believe it or not, it was just god damned pizzas and it took an eternity!

HYE tickled a monkey?

 

No, though I have spanked one (come on, it was too easy a target)

HYE fallen out of bed?

 

Falling out of bed implies I was standing up at the time and you know full well I was just reaching for the lube.

Have you ever rolled out of bed?

Thinskin

 

Only when I was unceremoniously kicked out of bed

Easy target

I sleep on the floor nowadays. I gather that I've 'fallen' out of bed at one time or another, hence my affinity for the lower spaces.

HYE nearly lost a loved one due to their foolishness?

 

Yes. I was livid.

HYE left someone because of their risky behaviour?

 

I guess it depends on ones definition of 'risky', but I left someone because they threatened to kill my best friend and I?

HYE driven an expensive car?

 

If 8000 is expensive then yes.

HYE come home from your first day of work actually loving it?

 

Yes

HYE laughed so hard you cried?

 

Yes, many times. I once worked for a real comedy company, and the guy who worked for me had exactly the same sense of humour as me. Every day we'd laugh at the company's inanity, normally until at least one of us was crying.

HYE been offered a job by a friend?

 

Yes, or at least I thought he was a friend at the time.


HYE found something you hadn't realised was lost?

 

Yes

HYE woken up and still not known where you were after regaining your senses?

 

Yes. When I travelled a lot with work I was lucky if I could remember which country I was in, let alone which city!

HYE tried to order room service at home?

 

Nope : )

HYE eat turkish kebab ? : )

 

Is eating Turkish kebab a sexual euphemism? If so, the answer is probably no. If you mean the food then I have no idea if the kebabs I have eaten were Turkish.

HYE: Done your own signature ridiculous dance on the dancefloor?

 

Of course not, everyone does the early 90s "big fish, little fish, cardboard box" moves!

HYE sent a rude text to the wrong person?