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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. Rexxracerr

    Rexxracerr i'm just saying

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    yes, a couple of years ago, i didn't have enough money to get a car together, to race, and my friend sarge, kept me with a ride all year.

    hye

    seen a armadillo?
     
  2. scott_likes

    scott_likes Porn Star

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    In a zoo yes

    HYE Loved a band only to see them live and they were rubbish?
     
  3. curiousscouser

    curiousscouser Porn Star

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    Guns'n'Roses. Crappest gig ever, saved only by Faith No More and Soundgarden as fantastic support acts.

    HYE read an essay you wrote at school/college only to realise you no longer understood a word of it?
     
  4. scott_likes

    scott_likes Porn Star

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    No i binned all that stuff

    HYE broke a window?
     
  5. curiousscouser

    curiousscouser Porn Star

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    Yes.

    HYE missed someone so much you swallowed your pride in order to get them back?
     
  6. scott_likes

    scott_likes Porn Star

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    No

    HYE fell out with a friend over something really stupid?
     
  7. curiousscouser

    curiousscouser Porn Star

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    Yes, though it tends to be an accumulation of stupid things rather than just one thing.

    HYE watched the news and thought they had their priorities completely screwed?
     
  8. timfree

    timfree love 'spicey'

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    Yes, more than once.
    HYE had sex in a hotel window?
     
  9. Erotical

    Erotical Sex Machine

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    No,

    HYE eaten dirt
     
  10. tannedbadboy

    tannedbadboy Newcumer

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    yes
    had sex with ur boss?
     
  11. swishern

    swishern Sex Lover

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    no..

    Have you ever had sex in a public park?
     
  12. Erotical

    Erotical Sex Machine

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    Yes, since I'm own boss and play with myself sometimes.

    HYE Wanted to do number two so bad but you were in a public place and you hurried frustratingly home trying to keep it in till then,
     
  13. Erotical

    Erotical Sex Machine

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    Never had sex in public park, no

    HYE went all the way through a first date thinking, how did I come to be here and that your date was chatting too much and you wanted to get away
     
  14. curiousscouser

    curiousscouser Porn Star

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    I'd prefer that to someone silent on a first date, but no, never happened to me!

    HYE been having sex when the window-cleaner has come round?
     
  15. scott_likes

    scott_likes Porn Star

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    No i dont have one

    HYE shaved someones eyebrows off when they were sleeping?
     
  16. curiousscouser

    curiousscouser Porn Star

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    No, though as a kid I did have a short-lived tattoo parlour with a permanent marker when my dad had fallen asleep in his chair. I was going to offer piercings but he woke up before I could get the darning needle.

    HYE woken up to find someone had written on you while you slept?
     
  17. meforyou

    meforyou The Spurtinator

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    No, but a friend once dribbled shampoo into my mouth while I was asleep.

    Have you ever deliberately woken someone up with a start - just for the hell of it?
     
  18. curiousscouser

    curiousscouser Porn Star

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    Yes, I am that sadistic! One of my exes used to snore, and I would often hold his nose while he slept, then when he jerked awake pretend he'd just woken me up. Can't think why the relationship didn't last...:excited:

    HYE felt miffed because a new partner slept on "your" side of the bed?
     
  19. scott_likes

    scott_likes Porn Star

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    Nope i sleep on both sides

    HYE walked into a glass door/window?
     
  20. curiousscouser

    curiousscouser Porn Star

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    Yes. Mortifying!

    HYE felt like time was standing still?