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  1. thecaptian

    thecaptian Double Trouble

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    Not a flight of stairs. Maybe just a few steps.

    HYE tried mushrooms?
     
  2. Exxxie

    Exxxie Sex Lover

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    Yes, I love mushrooms! Especially on my pizza. But I believe you are thinking of the psychedelic type? Yes to that as well.

    HYE ever been held in contempt of court?
     
  3. thecaptian

    thecaptian Double Trouble

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    Maybe I should have put down psychedelic. That is what I was thinking. :)

    And to the question. Not yet. :excited:

    HYE been told that your farts smell like Spring Showers? :lol:
     
  4. Exxxie

    Exxxie Sex Lover

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    LMAO! No, I've cleared the room with my farts.

    HYE had to shave your head? (And not because you wanted to)
     
  5. thecaptian

    thecaptian Double Trouble

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    No. That is good to because I would look ugly with a shaved head.

    HYE pooped out a huge shit and been proud of it?
     
  6. Exxxie

    Exxxie Sex Lover

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    Yes, actually I have. Just the other night.

    HYE thrown a soda bottle at a moving vehicle?
     
  7. thecaptian

    thecaptian Double Trouble

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    Not a soda bottle. Plenty of rocks though.

    HYE given up something and went back to it?
     
  8. curiousscouser

    curiousscouser Porn Star

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    Yes, a 16 portion chocolate gateau. Took me three sittings to eat the whole thing but I wasn't about to let it beat me.

    HYE pretended to be one of the Bee Gees?
     
  9. thecaptian

    thecaptian Double Trouble

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    LOL....No, no, no.

    HYE had sex to Pink Floyd The Wall?
     
  10. curiousscouser

    curiousscouser Porn Star

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    No, I'd be too tempted to sing "all in all you're just another prick and some balls"

    HYE sold your story to a women's magazine?
     
  11. thecaptian

    thecaptian Double Trouble

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    LOL!

    No. They wouldn't buy it anyway.

    HYE just watched dogs have sex?
     
  12. curiousscouser

    curiousscouser Porn Star

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    Nope, I joined in. Couldn't help myself. Then I got my mum to join in while I used her panties to masturbate. Sorry, I spent half an hour in Sexuality this morning and the after-effects are manifesting themselves.

    HYE told a child to grow up and stop behaving childishly?
     
  13. thecaptian

    thecaptian Double Trouble

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    And that is the way of the Sexuality forum. LOL!

    Not in those exact words. But yes.

    HYE shamed your last name?
     
  14. curiousscouser

    curiousscouser Porn Star

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    I've given it my best shot:)

    HYE become obsessed with an unexplainable smell?
     
  15. thecaptian

    thecaptian Double Trouble

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    I must have once.

    HYE saved money for one thing but spent it on another?
     
  16. curiousscouser

    curiousscouser Porn Star

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    Many many times:)

    HYE bought someone a gift and then kept it for yourself?
     
  17. thecaptian

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    Once or twice. :)

    HYE given a poor person a pep talk?
     
  18. curiousscouser

    curiousscouser Porn Star

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    Not poor in terms of wealth, but anyone who receives a pep talk from me deserves pity and can be described as a poor person!

    HYE run away to join the circus only to be told they already had a bearded lady?
     
  19. thecaptian

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    Who told you I did that? :)

    HYE sucked a cherry through a straw? Now that is a talent. :excited:
     
  20. curiousscouser

    curiousscouser Porn Star

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    The talent involved depends on the relative sizes of the cherry and the straw... But no, I never have done that. Hmmm... Suddenly my afternoon looks a bit more entertaining:)

    HYE gone to the zoo, stood outside the panda enclosure and started singing Barry White songs in an effort to set a romantic tone for them?