No. Chocolate is mine.

HYE rolled over and gone to sleep before your partner was satisfied?

 

I probably have done whilst drunk.

HYE: Woken up on a toilet floor?

 

Yes. Thankfully my own bathroom, rather than public toilets.

HYE been locked into a chastity device?

 

Does this count?

HYE: Been gagged during sex?

 

Haha, no it doesn't!

Yes, I'm loud enough to need it

HYE suspected a partner was faking their orgasm?

 

No, I don't think so.

HYE: stripped in public?

 

Nope.

HYE tied someone to a bed?

 

YES

HYE: Fallen asleep when masturbating?

 

Not until after I came at least once.

HYE been late for work because of a morning wank?

 

Yes more tahn once

HYE just given up on going to work and stayed at home wanking

 

I've taken an occasional day's holiday, yes.

HYE laughed at someone's attempts to be controversial on here?

 

I'm pretty sureI have just dont remember who.


HYE made popcorn over the stove, the old-fashion way?

 

Yes, so easy to do!

HYE been turned on by the smell of suntan lotion?

 

Not that I'm aware of. There are other scents that I find erotic though.

HYE forgotten which excuse you had previously given for something.

 

I don't think so, but it's possible!

HYE bought something that turned out to be stolen goods?

 

Not that I'm aware of

HYE been arrested by the police?

 

No

HYE been fucked silly

 

Of Course

HYE been too shy to ask for what you want in bed?

 

Nope if you don't ask you want get it

HYE fell asleep in the sun

 

when i was younger

HYE been turned down when you asked for something in bed