1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

    Dismiss Notice

  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

    Dismiss Notice
PM change Verification
Page 173 of 3479
  1. AZRIEL

    AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM

    Joined:
    May 1, 2008
    Messages:
    29,282
    Sep 6, 2008
    Every day!


    Have you ever cried wolf to a crocodile?
    ​
     
    #3441
  2. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

    Joined:
    Oct 4, 2007
    Messages:
    31,576
    Sep 6, 2008
    No but I have seen an elephant fly

    Ever borrowed a banjo from Barry Beano
     
    #3442
  3. ~Orpheus~

    ~Orpheus~ Wrathchild

    Joined:
    Apr 30, 2008
    Messages:
    7,500
    Sep 6, 2008
    No, but I once borrowed one from a drunken hillbilly.

    Have you ever been too drunk to play the banjo?
     
    #3443
  4. AZRIEL

    AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM

    Joined:
    May 1, 2008
    Messages:
    29,282
    Sep 6, 2008
    Yesh...


    Have you ever thought that what you were thinking was thoughtless?
    ​
     
    #3444
  5. ~Orpheus~

    ~Orpheus~ Wrathchild

    Joined:
    Apr 30, 2008
    Messages:
    7,500
    Sep 6, 2008
    I try and forget those moments, but sometime in the process i forgot to forget.


    Have you ever went into hell trying to catch a glimpse of reality?
     
    #3445
  6. tomtom1207

    tomtom1207 Porn Surfer

    Joined:
    May 8, 2008
    Messages:
    29
    Sep 6, 2008
    Ye I was trying to peek round a door a my mates MILF mom asleep naked with boobs out managed it but then my mate caught me.
    he was mad but it was worth it.

    Have you ever touched an animal sexually
     
    #3446
  7. ImpyKim

    ImpyKim Porn Star

    Joined:
    Aug 16, 2007
    Messages:
    4,312
    Sep 6, 2008
    Nope! in my job Id get closed down!

    Have you ever had nothing to wear so didnt bother;)
     
    #3448
  8. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

    Joined:
    Oct 4, 2007
    Messages:
    31,576
    Sep 7, 2008
    No, of course not!! *tries to look brave*

    Ever sent sausages to someone named Sue?
     
    #3450
  9. SuzyQ

    SuzyQ Sex Lover

    Joined:
    Jun 26, 2008
    Messages:
    229
    Sep 7, 2008

    No, but SuzyQ has been the recipient of a sausage or two. ;)

    Ever braved a pair of sausages?
     
    #3451
  10. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

    Joined:
    Oct 4, 2007
    Messages:
    31,576
    Sep 7, 2008
    :eek: Moi? Innocent, virginal moi?

    Ever teased Trevor at twilight?
     
    #3452
  11. ~Orpheus~

    ~Orpheus~ Wrathchild

    Joined:
    Apr 30, 2008
    Messages:
    7,500
    Sep 7, 2008
    No, but i have banged Betsy at sunrise.

    Have you ever been called a blue betsy?
     
    #3453
  12. AZRIEL

    AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM

    Joined:
    May 1, 2008
    Messages:
    29,282
    Sep 8, 2008
    No, but I have been called late for dinner.


    Have you ever swallowed the colors of the sounds you hear?
    ​
     
    #3454
  13. ~Orpheus~

    ~Orpheus~ Wrathchild

    Joined:
    Apr 30, 2008
    Messages:
    7,500
    Sep 8, 2008
    No, but I have swallowed many colors of liquor.

    Have you ever won the annual chug-a-lug beer drinking championships?
     
    #3455
  14. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2007
    Messages:
    599,420
    Sep 8, 2008
    No, but I have downed more Guinness at a sitting than most people could believe...

    Ever been in a hot-air balloon?
     
    #3456
  15. BlackRose

    BlackRose Princess of Darkness

    Joined:
    Dec 30, 2007
    Messages:
    10,069
    Sep 8, 2008
    no ... but i have enough hot fantasies to fill a hot air balloon with out lighting the flame

    Have you ever flown the fantasie train with BR?
     
    #3457
  16. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2007
    Messages:
    599,420
    Sep 8, 2008
    FLOWN the fantasy train? No, but my engine has been way up that tunnel...

    Ever ridden an umpire's rail?
     
    #3458
  17. BlackRose

    BlackRose Princess of Darkness

    Joined:
    Dec 30, 2007
    Messages:
    10,069
    Sep 8, 2008
    uh huh ... every time I get the pleasure of drooling over umpires cock inserted in my mouth ;)

    Have you ever fallen off BR's tracks falling deep into her cave with your stiffness?
     
    #3459
  18. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2007
    Messages:
    599,420
    Sep 8, 2008
    Hmmmm....it's hard for me to 'fall' into a cave, but I can wedge myself in with a little help;)

    Have you ever taken a round-trip and enjoyed it so much you bought another ticket?
     
    #3460
Page 173 of 3479