1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. AZRIEL

    AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM

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    Doubtful.


    Have you ever tasted victory, but failed to savor the moment?
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  2. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    No but I have danced the victory dance after kicking ass

    Ever taken a trip to Texas by Taxi?
     
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  3. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    No, but to Cabo st. Lucas by cab

    ever flown in a single engine without even directional charts?
     
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  4. leitrean

    leitrean Sex Lover

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    no never flown at all.

    ever held a loaded gun to your temple to commit suicide but decide agaisnt it on multiple occasions?
     
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  5. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    No, I am too important to myself to take even that risk...

    Even eaten raw mustard and THOUGHT you had that gun to your head and had pulled the trigger?
     
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  6. leitrean

    leitrean Sex Lover

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    no i dont like mustard.
    have you ever wonder why orpheaus from "the matrix" is so damn mysterious?
     
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  7. ~Orpheus~

    ~Orpheus~ Wrathchild

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    I never realised that i was that 'mysterious'. I also don't recall me being in that movie. It must have been in my younger days.:excited:

    Have you ever had an accidental orgasm?
     
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  8. AZRIEL

    AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM

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    Yes~, prematurely.


    Have you ever wondered why, where ,and how?
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  9. ~Orpheus~

    ~Orpheus~ Wrathchild

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    I only worry about the if, when, and who.


    Have you ever seen two skunks fighting over a dirty tampon?
     
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  10. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    *Pukes* No, but I have seen two punks light on an abandoned crayon

    Ever climbed Mt Gaffe with a giraffe?
     
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  11. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Twice - and the second time I was whistling with vigour


    Have you ever masturbated to the thought of Gordon Brown and his big hard member ?:)
     
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  12. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    *Pukes* :( Must thou place such horrible images in my head?

    Ever eaten crumpet with a strumpet after playing the trumpet? (Not THE Trumpet, just the trumpet) :excited:
     
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  13. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Nope - but i'm open to offers

    Ever think some seriously hot thoughts about Tony Blair then ?:oops:
     
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  14. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    Lol!! You obviously have *warms hands on the heat from your blush*

    Ever driven a Daimler with Dave from Dumbarton?
     
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  15. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Does Desdamona from Diddlington count ?

    Ever have a pervert stick his knob up your exhaust pipe?
     
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  16. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    I don't think so - but who checks their exhaust pipes daily anyway?

    Ever eaten African toast for breakfast?
     
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  17. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    I have eaten breakfast in Africa - had 2 weeks there about 3 lifetimes ago - so yep

    Ever decline the offer of a helping utensile because it was too small :rolleyes::oops:
     
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  18. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    Haha!! Indeed I just may have!!
    No, but I've tickled a tiddler while waiting for the train in Taunton

    Ever prod a producer named Peter in Portsmouth?
     
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  19. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    No - I've wanked with Wally the willy on a windy winters day down under

    Ever pamper a poodle with a peanut ?
     
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  20. Igor

    Igor Porn Star

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    No. I have considered training to be a train driver.

    Ever had kinky bondage with a hamster?
     
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