1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    :rolleyes: No, but I have flirted with Gerry the Gerbil

    Ever vanquished vile Victor from Victoria?
     
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  2. Glitterbug2212

    Glitterbug2212 Porn Star

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    no but i have shopped at Victoria's Secret

    ever wrestled in a baby pool of jello?
     
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  3. Glitterbug2212

    Glitterbug2212 Porn Star

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    no...never been to england or had yorkshire pudding

    have you ever fallen down the stairs while juggling
     
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  4. Glitterbug2212

    Glitterbug2212 Porn Star

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    no, i dont know anybody who says swell...

    have you ever fallen out of bed and bumped your head on a nightstand
     
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  5. AZRIEL

    AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM

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    No, but I have gone bump in the night.


    Have you ever been Scrooged?
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  6. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    Baa humbug!! :mad:

    Ever licked the ice in the freezer? id deddy dore od yed dung :(
     
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  7. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    No, but I froze ice for the liquor...

    Ever jumped rope in a jump suit in a penthouse suite?
     
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  8. AZRIEL

    AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM

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    No, bit I see your smart enough to try.


    Have you ever came to the realization that reality can be unreal?
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  9. Glitterbug2212

    Glitterbug2212 Porn Star

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    no because if its unreal then it is not reality...

    have you ever tattooed a tick on tuesday?
     
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  10. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Well, I tickled a tattoo on a Tuesday, but I don't think that's the same thing...

    Have you ever chased a chicken around a coop?
     
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  11. Glitterbug2212

    Glitterbug2212 Porn Star

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    actually yes i have lol

    have you ever followed a falcon on the ground
     
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  12. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    Yes I'm often given to flights of fancy

    Ever eaten elephant ear wax in Wolverhampton?
     
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  13. Glitterbug2212

    Glitterbug2212 Porn Star

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    hmm...never been to Wolverhampton...

    have you ever frolicked in a field?
     
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  14. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    Yes AND I jumped fences for fun

    Ever gambolled through a gateway in front of a field of goats?
     
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  15. AZRIEL

    AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM

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    Bloody Hell, Wolverhampton? Some people have standards.


    Have you ever wondered if Jesus Christ liked cheese and rice.
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  16. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    You were a little behind the times with that post, however, it's not you're fault you're so slow eh?

    No, I heard Jesus is quite fond of cheesy peas though!!

    Ever snuffled a snuffleufflegus in Slough?
     
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  17. Glitterbug2212

    Glitterbug2212 Porn Star

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    well...i wasnt in Slough...but...

    have you ever toasted a piece of break on a tuesday with a blowtorch?
     
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  18. AZRIEL

    AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM

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    No, but I got torched on break last Tuesday doing some blow.


    Have you ever smelled what the Rock was cooking?
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  19. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    Don't be so silly - rocks can't cook!!

    Ever littered a little in Louth?
     
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  20. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    No

    Ever offered a creampie to someone looking for a cuppa?
     
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