No

HYE, Been Invited to A Party that Was Totally Boring ?

 

No, not that I remember.

HYE finished a game of Monopoly?

 

Yes it’s been a while but I have.



HYE made up your own rules for a game?

 

Yes, but they're usually of a sexual nature.

HYE been drunk as fuck, got pulled over, but talked or faked your way out of it?

 

No, I'm not much of a drinker.

HYE Had any obscene looking vegetables growing in your garden?

 

Lol. No

HYE been stuck in traffic for more than two hours?

 

No, but it felt like it.

HYE Had a property line dispute with a neighbor? (I haven't)

 

No I have not.

HYE gotten a sunburn so bad it blisters?

 

No I haven't...I don't sunburn easy lol

HYE Slapped someone on a fresh sunburn?

 

Of course. Isn't that what sunburns are for?

HYE played a practical joke on your coworker?

 

Yes. Some I could never admit to afterward.

HYE had a partner fall asleep during sex or foreplay?

 

Yes, one time between round two & three.

HYE Been caught having sex in a vehicle?

 

Yes more then once lol

HYE gone to bed by yourself and been awoken by a friend for sex?

 

Yes, friend/ cousin by marriage...
HYE told a close friend, family member etc.. your darkest kink

 

Nope, that stuff is for me to know.

HYE cleaned something then had someone immediately mess it up?

 

Yes. Many years ago, I worked in retail.
Every morning we'd clean the big plate glass windows at the front of the store and 10 minutes later some asshole mall walker would go by, their kid in a stroller, dragging his/her hand along every window.

HYE had to wipe down the seat in a public toilet before you could use it?

 

No. Can't say I have.

HYE been to a county fair?

 

Yes, but not for maybe 50 years.

HYE Been to Disneyland in Anaheim CA?

 

Have you ever done something illegal and blamed it on someone else who subsequently got done for it?