Fuck yes~


Have you ever known when to hold 'em, but forgot when to fold 'em?

 

No I never let anything go

Ever held something in your hands and were too blind to notice it sift away gently through your fingers?

 

I'm not sure I see what you are saying?


Have you ever been so lost that you found yourself?

 

No

Ever walked the walk but not learned to talk the talk?

 

Yes~, but I was tripping at the time.


Have you ever painted yourself into a corner?

 

No

Ever been to the back of beyond?

 

Yes.... That's where I get all of my bed and bath supplies.






Have you ever pondered the meaning of life and came up with a valid answer?

 

Yes but it was past the expiration date.

Have you ever looked in the mirror and saw a stranger?

 

Yes... But then I realized that my "friends" had just drawn on my face while I was passed out.





Have you ever wondered why, all of the sudden, everyone just disappears out of the forum???

 

No, they're all wimps and had to go to bed.




Have you ever thought that you are just too pretty for your own good?

 

No.... too naughty for my own good maybe. lol








Have you ever needed a back rub really badly, but had no one to give it to you?

 

Nope

Have you ever sat in the middle of the M25 at 3.00 am in the morning hoping your luck will run out ?

 

Nope.

Have you ever just felt the uncontrollable urge to yodel?

 

yodelllleyyyy heeeeeyyeeyyy yodddddeeellllllllyyyyy heeeee ho, yodelelelelelelelelelelelele

No

Have you ever had held on to the windscreen wipers on a car whilst it is going down the road at speed ?

 

yes. Many times. I think every car I've ever owned i had to do that.


Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a proctologist?

 

yes actaully

have you ever felt like acting dumb because functioning is just too damn hard

 

Every time on the forum...


Have you ever seen something you shouldn't have... and been hunted down ...?

 

Nope - dont think so

Have you ever mickled a muckle when you should have mackled a mockle

 

ok children - and this is why drugs are bad!

Have you ever felt like dieing of toe curling embarrasment?

 

Nope but Im practising to make my kids feel that way when they take me to a disco!

Do you buy a newspaper to read the news or to look intelligent!