1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

    Dismiss Notice
  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

    Dismiss Notice
  1. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2007
    Messages:
    51,318
    Just sit on your washing machine during the spin cycle! *helpful* :p
     
    #41
  2. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

    Joined:
    Oct 4, 2007
    Messages:
    31,576
    Or start dating an epileptic and sit on his face during an attack :eek:

    Sorry, that was out of character for me, but I'm horny, so umm :awesome:
     
    #42
  3. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

    Joined:
    Aug 4, 2006
    Messages:
    67,255
    anyone know how i can develop epilepcy??
     
    #43
  4. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

    Joined:
    Oct 4, 2007
    Messages:
    31,576
    Heya Blurt *flirt*
     
    #44
  5. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

    Joined:
    Aug 4, 2006
    Messages:
    67,255
    G'day smacko - i remember those flirts - they're dangerous !
     
    #45
  6. NoTopNoCollar

    NoTopNoCollar In XNXX Heaven In XNXX Heaven

    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2011
    Messages:
    9,935
    One kiss from me Birdie ;)
     
    #46
  7. SGT. Majors

    SGT. Majors Sex Lover

    Joined:
    Aug 31, 2011
    Messages:
    117
    hehehe lol! I agree! I am going crazy with excitement! *clap clap clap* :excited:
     
    #47
  8. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

    Joined:
    Oct 4, 2007
    Messages:
    31,576
    G'day? Are ewe in Australia? oOo while you're 'down under', you couldn't just, umm...*innocently flashes my naughties at you*
     
    #48
  9. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

    Joined:
    Aug 4, 2006
    Messages:
    67,255
    fucking hell - you could at least have shaved and washed them - its like a gorilla's armpit down there !
     
    #49
  10. Ed Itor

    Ed Itor dusted

    Joined:
    Jul 13, 2009
    Messages:
    16,208
    Why is it that things always have to be about sex on this site?
    I always thought Love is the answer, after 42.
     
    #50
  11. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2007
    Messages:
    51,318
    :p And you would know what a gorilla's armpit is like because......?
     
    #51
  12. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

    Joined:
    Oct 4, 2007
    Messages:
    31,576
    :eek: That's not hair, I'm looking after a nest of baby birds in my knickers!!
     
    #52
  13. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2007
    Messages:
    51,318
    It's because that's what friends are for!!
     
    #53
  14. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

    Joined:
    Aug 4, 2006
    Messages:
    67,255
    you can get a cream for that problem smc !
     
    #54
  15. SGT. Majors

    SGT. Majors Sex Lover

    Joined:
    Aug 31, 2011
    Messages:
    117
    hehehe lol! You two are sooo cute!! I'm not sure if I have penis or vagina envy right now, but I know I'm feeling vaklemph [sic]! :oops:
     
    #55
  16. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

    Joined:
    Oct 4, 2007
    Messages:
    31,576
    THAT's what I'm talking about!!
     
    #56
  17. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

    Joined:
    Aug 4, 2006
    Messages:
    67,255
    OK drop em and assume the position - can you still do that hamster noise?
     
    #57
  18. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

    Joined:
    Oct 4, 2007
    Messages:
    31,576
    Like a boss :)
     
    #58
  19. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

    Joined:
    Aug 4, 2006
    Messages:
    67,255
    a boss hamster??????
     
    #59
  20. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

    Joined:
    Oct 4, 2007
    Messages:
    31,576
    Yes. A rat *nods*
     
    #60