Hi Mat. I used to live in the East Midlands as well. Thankfully I was able to escape about 25 years ago. I do still have to make forays back into the wilderness but they are few and far between.

I have now forgotten what "Ay-up me duck" means.

Enjoy xnxx.

 

It's almost hypnotic isn't it? You just can't keep your eyes off it... He even got the angle spot on to enhance his natural attributes!

You know what they say cijibabe, more cushin' for the pushin

I too hate the word duck. As well as 'init'. But it could be worse, I rode the tube for a year and that gives new meaning to the word lonliness.

Good afternooon sullygom and thank you for your reply (and your advice, particularly regarding the frisky women around here - you can never have too many frisky women I say). Frankly, if someone were to ID me / query my age I would feel flattered! With regards your tablet woes, I am a firm believer in the joys of keys (even down to my phone) and nothing I have seen so far about touch screens has changed that (I am old school that way).

I trust everyone is well today? Unfortunately the Photoshop guy has called in sick, so I may have to do some retouching myself. I have never tried to remove red eye from a jap's eye before , but we will see how it goes.

M

 

Real men do have curves.

I myself have these anatomical anomalies

I consider it a fuel tank for my love machine.

Welcome to the funny farm matey

 

When you say that, you mean you were stationed in London right...or... ??? :excited:

 

It's not just today Rupert...

 

She cannot be President as she is Canuck and like the muthercountry we have a PM.

You are very brave to admit that you touch yourself on multiple occasions.

Now as for this pic, it was brought up by janey because new members that claim they are women are usually told "show us your tits or GTFO"

Now think if all members must show their penises then that means all members here must be either men or hermaphrodites :shudder: and very good at hiding it.

One last bit of advice read RICHIEF'S ROAD MAP TO XNXX created by a beloved former member that has gone on to a better place. Also read the rules, especially about pictures & PMs.

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Thank you very much for the helpful post Ed, I appreciate your assistance in acquainting me to the board.

There's just one thing I'm not completely sure on - my profile, is it possible to delete it should I change my mind about wanting to be here?

M

 

It's like Hotel California here, Matt. You can check in any time you like..... but your profile/account is here 'forever'. As in, you can't delete it, the only way it can disappear is in a server crash or virtual apocalypse :shock:

 

Funny as hell Sully - but then we ALL rode the 'tube' at one time :excited:

 

Happy St. Pats day, and welcome.

Couple of items for you.

First, this is a porn site.
You should assume that anyone posting anything of a sexual nature most likely reflects the author's desire, though not their own physical attributes.

In fact, you can assume they cut and pasted from the web until proven otherwise. Most of the people around here are fat, balding, and over 50.

The men are either running from the law or are the law, looking for pedophiles.

Second, you should assume that advice you get here is worth what you paid for it.

Third, when someone around here tells you that you are "required" or "expected" or "should" do something you can be sure they are full of shit and pulling your leg to see if it will fall off.

Fourth, unless you like insulting, name calling, emotional debate stay out of threads containing politics, religion, or government. Almost all threads, no matter how innocent, eventually end up in hotly contested debates about politics, religion, or government. But if you are quick about it, you can get a post or two in before things degenerate.

 

Guilty of one out of three :?

 

Shootersa I find your advice deeply troubling. You mean to say, that on the internet, people lie about themselves?!

As an honest person, me and my foot-long penis find this deeply troubling.

M :?

 

Are you from Coney Island?
Don't listen to seeya, she's just trying to cut out my deletion of accounts business ($395.99 but for you $295.99) and she is only bald in one place.

 

Erk... The more I look around the site, the more I realise something... There are pictures of men's penises everywhere!

Some people even have them as their profile picture!

There are boys grabbing theres (in some cases like it will fall off otherwise), boys letting theirs just dangle around. Just bloody penises everywhere!

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5czBr_k0PI[/YOUTUBE]

Hmmmmm... I am no longer sure if I want or need to add my own penis to this already overflowing queue.

M :?

 

Well, no. On the internet there's a lot of truth to be found.

Now around this joint, you should evaluate what you read with a very skeptical and cynical view.

And you don't want to post stuff that will let people track you down; for example, O'Shay let it out that he keeps his sticky raisins in a can, and that he has really bad varicose veins. So bad it looks like he's wearing socks.
He'll probably tell you he wishes he hadn't done that.

You'll discover that I have revealed myself to be an alien; specifically an Xcebian spy sent here to evaluate Earth as a possible conquest for Supreme Commander. I'm comfortable doing that because a) no one believes me and b) I am well armed with a matter transformation unit.

I am not making this up.