1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. Fluffy McNoo

    Fluffy McNoo Porn Star

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    Feb 23, 2008
    *wanders in, tail wagging happily, a bone clutched firmly between his teeth*

    *sees all the chaos, flirting, growling, more flirting and stuff like that there, and wonders what's going on*

    *sniffs the air*

    *kaffs and chokes on the testosterone*

    Must be the mating season!!! *looks around in confusion* I didn't know that... darnit, no-one tells me anything around here. Ummm... ummm... hang on, I gotta bury my bone, before I try to bury my bon- no waitaminute... I got this...

    *dashes outside with his bone*

    *seconds later, sounds of a enormous engine start from outside, followed by house shaking digging noises*

    *returns, covers in dirt*

    That's safe... now... where's that book I need?

    *hunts round for his book, and finds it under a chair*

    Reads the book title carefully: How to mate with attractive humans when you're an 18 inch high fluffy dog.

    *wags tail excitedly* That's it! That's the one!!! Okay, page 1... ummmm...

    Page 1.

    How to mate.

    1. Look to see if the human is friendly.
    2. Offer them a chocolate drop (humans like these)
    3. If chocolate drop ploy fails, resort to using REALLY BIG SAD EYES.
    4. Sneak onto lap.
    5. Let human see you're packing your full 1.5 inches of sexual dynamite, really for a non-stop sexual frenzy that may last 24... seconds. 25, if you think about next doors mastiff again.
    6. Wait for human to throw themselves at you.
    7. Mate, before they change their mind.
    8. If mating isn't possible, for whatever reason, don't give up, instead, use plan "B".
    9. Plan "B". Sneak off lap.
    10. When human is distracted, clamp onto ankle with front and back paws, and mate. Then run. FAST!

    *closes book*

    *licks lips and reaches for his secret stash of chocolate drops*

    I can do this! I can!!!

    *looks up and up and UP and UP at the seat Missy is sitting on*

    *hunts in vain for a stepladder*

    *soft sigh, lower lip quivering just a bit*

    Plan "B" again today then... but one day, ONE DAY, I'll get to try plan "A"!!!!!

    *lower lips wobbles more*

    *quietly to himself* I will... somehow... one day... just need to find a stepladder... just a lil one... gotta be one around here somewhere...

    *wanders out again, still mumbling under his breath about "Plan A" and "never a stepladder when you need one..."*

    Bye for now - Fluffy McNoo. :)
     
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  2. Draven_zane

    Draven_zane Newcumer

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    Sep 16, 2008
    Hello new here

    looking to talk to a women with the same interests..
     
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