I was actually told about it by somebody bragging that they had been banned. Just shows you that you can get something useful from a prick occassionally

 

I have the same problem with leadies, but I will never forget a ladies name.:excited::excited:

 

I found the videos first then discovered the stories section. Discovered the forum by accident. Some interesting people here and some people are here that I wouldn't give the time of day. Pretty much like real life.

 

I met a girl in Yahoo Pool and she told me some stories she liked on the site. I used to go to asstr.org all the time but I don't go there anymore. Was a year before I ventured into the forums ("not long enough" I hear some of you cry)

Now I read, watch and participate in equal amounts. I have even posted my own verification pic....god knows why.....its good to join in I guess.

 

A year, a year, there is a three year probationary period.

People, people, PEOPLE, good now you are all listening, ignore everything he has said or says till the year 2012, okay thanks, go about your business now, nothing more to see here.

 

Does that mean we have to ignore you too?


As for how I found the forum, I was reading stories on the main site and wanted to post one of my own. The main site wasn't working properly and so I found the stories section here and posted it. Soon after I found GD and started flirting my ass off in the games (this was before the had a separate game section.) Then I got accused of being a man, so I verified shortly after.

 

Yep Ignore everything before August, that was my alter ego, he's a bad boy and is completely untrustworthy.:excited:

How the fuck can people confuse you with a man, bloody idiots. Now tell me how naughty you have been today then we can discuss your punishment.:excited::excited:

 

web search about 3 years ago still think its the best

 

My minister suggested it.

 

A cyber friend from literotica.com recommended it, so I joined, and met my first master the same day. That's either destiny or really good timing.

 

through google.

 

sexy sisters baby daddy!!

my older sister works all the time and her baby daddy dont so we were tlking and got on the subject of sex and masturebating and he was asking me to masturebate in front of him and i got him hard a couple of times then he was asking if i watched porn and i said yes then he told me tht i should go to this site!! and i did and loved it and havent left yet!!

 

Google... what would we do without it

 

Which he then posted in The Anglican Fryer.

 

Don't remember. Though this is my second incarnation. I was gone for about a year and I couldn't remember my old password. Hell, now I can't even remember my old User ID

*shakes head in shame*

 

A mate at work told me that this was the ONLY place to find porn and the best stories on the net.

so after about a week of trying to remember the site name i came across Xnxx.

 

A girl told me about it in bed about 4 years ago when I was making small talk. I asked her what she likes to do in her spare time. Then she punched up this site. She told me to pick any video I liked that did not involve pain and she would watch with me and mimick the actions of the girl in that video. I found a bukkake video and asked her if I could invite 40 of my friends. She said, "you're the boss". Too bad for me I didnt have 40 friends or even one I was willing to share this girl with. So naturally, true to my form I facialed her all by myself. Later I checked back at the site and joined the forum. Then my membership lapsed or the site closed and reopened and I rejoined a year later.

 

google

 

A friend of mine told me about it, before i found this site i used
literotica and asstr

 

A certain infamous image board, which I used to frequent but have since got bored of, had a thread that listed great tube sites and great story sites. XNXX was listed twice. I've been reading and watching vids for close to two years now, and I finally decided it was time to start contributing.