That's quite the party trick. Do you do Brises?

 

she's harmless in real life.

 

Here's a great PM that I got today, some are worth sharing. :excited:
Of course I'm not identifying who sent it.

Um... yes, you sound British and I'll be sure to send you my cell nmber

Tina :rose:

 

Tina, can I PM you with a message full of sexual innuendo?

 

Yes you can ump, oh wait... you already do :excited:

Tina :rose:

 

wow, you're pretty easy. can i have your number too?
thanks.

 

cancel my order.

 

I may be easy but I'm not cheap

Sharing is something we're all supposed to learn at an early age.

Tina :rose:

 

what exactly is not cheap?
i got some coupons to eat at jack in the box for free i got from a
manager there i know. i can cover the tax too because the coupon
does not cover that...it's a federal law.
and i don't mind sharing as long as i go first and second.
holla

 

I'm talking high end alcohol, Patrone tequila makes my clothes fall off. Then there's the hotel bill, it can get costly but you (and a few of your friends) will go home exhausted :-E

Tina :rose:

 

2 problems.
when i have drunken sex, then we will both end up with
bruises...even if you are not violent i will make you punch me.
and i have high anxiety so that makes my stamina very long
lasting especially if i am stoned which i would be.
how long can you take non stop penetration until your pussy gets
sore? and what do you think of tommy lee's looks?

i also forgot to say i can get free room stay where i live.
i don't know if any of that is really a problem, but...

 

I've never had violent sex, maybe I'm due to switch things up a little. I can handle stamina, my jaw would probably get tired before my pussy got sore though. :excited:

I think Tommy Lee is hot but I also think Tommy Lee Jones is hotter.

The free room is fine as long as your parents aren't home.

Tina :rose:

 

i only have violent sex when i am plastered drunk pretty much,
then again if the girl doesn't get drunk with me then forget it.

now if i am just stoned out of my mind then i am very peaceful
but have a very, very foul mouth which can be offensive to some.
and usually what i do is go from pussy to mouth back and forth to give
the other hole a break while the other one's being used.
see how considerate i am?

as far as my parents, well maybe i can hook yours up with mine.
they can have old people sex, a senior orgy if you will.

 

I think I've been PMed first about 3/4 times, in the 6 and a bit years I've been here. But then I only started coming on the forum about 2 years ago, I was jsut a writer on Stories for about 4.

 

At least once a day, but I would prefer some more women......

 

thanks

 

i get the feeling some women here like to post on the forums just to
let guys know they are a woman who only likes women or prefers
them, like men are supposed to be upset with this.
then they will set men up with flirting just to remind them they are only
into chicks even though they initiated the flirting talk.
and act like they are frustrated with guys who keep trying and them
having to remind us men, even though they set themselves up.