Um this has happened to me once or twice....um yeah

 

I hate it when the car has just been washed and it rains

 

I hate it when the other guy in the elevator lets a horrendous fart and gets off then at the next floor everyone getting on thinks it was you.

 

I hate it when I wake up in the morning.
I need a change of scenery.
Florida or California?

 

i hate it when life is so bad then on top of everything i break my glasses in half.. super glue it is!

 

I hate it when I walk into the wrong door at an apartment complex they get so mad

 

pick one lets go!

 

I hate it when I wake up and the house is a mess

 

I hate it when you see that gorgeous dress you want to buy and they don't have it in your size.

 

I hate it when people forget the phrase "if you cant say something nice dont say something at all" also when people cant seem to get over things that happened years ago

 

I hate it when a chick butts the fuck In but should butt the fuck out.

 

friggin cam

I hate it when electronics shut themselves off it makes taking pictures so hard

 

i hate when my daughter has 1 minute to get to class and she doddles on the school steps

 

I hate it when promises are broken.

 

i hate it when i break my glasses and just to go to get new glasses and it costs me 200 bucks then they tell me it will be 20 days. really?!?!? wtf

 

I hate it when people stop in the middle of the way and stand there discussing where to eat, or where to go, or they fumble for something in their purse or wallet.

I mean, WTF people, step aside for that shit and let me pass.

 

I hate it when I get on an elevator and it smells like shit and the old guy standing there says
"It wasn't me, the guy who did it got off on the last floor"

I mean, you do it, you own it!

 

I hate it when i nap in the middle of the day and am not sleepy in the evening

 

I hate it when aim hyper after a great gig but gotta get up for work early!

 

Don't you have some kind of laser ray that disintegrates people out of your way???