Joke explained:

Of the two people in any given rape, one is the rapist, one is the victim. The victim does not enjoy the rape, but the rapist does. Therefore, 1 out of 2 people enjoy rape.

 

The joke as I've always heard it is "Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gangrape"

 

Lighten up its a joke, kinda like '9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape'.

Anyway back on subject, i had a friend and she had kidnap and rape fantasies. Far as i know she never got to act them out though. We had some interesting discussions about them non the less.

 

This is terrifying.

 

ohh, well sadly people say so many fucked up shit on this site i really cant tell when somebody is joking anymore or just beins serious. my bad anyways

 

Don't worry, you're not the only one. I've had at least one of my own jokes not understood. I think I should probably become the Joke Explainer Guy whenever someone reacts to a joke wrongly. :/

 

Now, for the fun of it...

I've seen the explanation of the joke, but how can someone understand it's really a joke, when you mention "50% of the population"?!?

Luckily, the "problem" is solved - since I am VERY against rape and, believe me, I've met a few women who have been victims...

 

I do not know how the phrase "50% of the population" poses a problem in understanding that the joke is a joke. "1 out of 2 people" and "50% of the population" are synonymous, so it is nothing more than redundancy. Basically the joke repeats itself, or spells out the punchline for people who can't draw the conclusion in their heads.

The joke is about statistics, not rape. If anything, the extra phrase helps people get the joke who otherwise might not.

 

Well, with all these arguments here, I've almost forgotten the topic of this thread...

 

This is nothing for me

 

Whoa but why?

 

i bet once that knife cuts you, your attitude to the subject will change.

 

I've heard of people with this fantasy. Now I can understand wanting to be choked, asphyxiated, have somebody put a gun or knife to you and make you do things, etc. I can understand the danger, letting go, pushing your limits and bringing yourself to the brink, living on the edge, etc.

But to actually think you want to be murdered? They must have no clue what the reality would be like because if they did, they'd never want to even think about it.

 

I knew we would eventually agree on something.

 

http://suicidehotlines.com/ <--- that link would be just perfect for ya

 

You might want to seek help.

 

Wow, wouldn't it be a bitch if you decided you didn't enjoy it as much as you thought you would...and you can't even try it again just in case nerves got in the way the first time.

 

Are you for real?

The thin Line? between pleasure and pain?
and are you sreiously telling me you have never wanted to kill someone?...and maybe, just maybe , got a wee boner thinking about it?

 

I know a girl who had a knife in their belly because she stumbled while cooking. She said that it was the most badass hurt in her life. But it was only a small knife, so she luckily is not dead.

Dying is not fast and very painful. Only if your Brain is destroyed quickly you have a fast death. If you have a knife in your body you die hard, bleeding out slowly and painful. The worst death is to suffocate.

If your heart stopped your brain can survive for some minutes, which are full of pain.

Believe me. You don't want to die.