Oh, yeah, that sounds like great fun.

I would be sneaking into women's bedroom while they sleep and then I would touch them in all the sensitive places. If they would wake up it would seem just like a dream.

And of course I would do all the "usual" stuff that others already listed - pinching girls in public places, doing all sorts of pranks and doing all the "Robin Hood" things.

When you think about being invisible is not that great. It would be far nicer if one could stop the time.

 

.........Shooter is confused;

Whaddya mean; "If you could............."

(taps SMC on the shoulder)

 

It wouldn't of taken ten years to get Osama and I would be in the one percent.

 

Hmm....That depends can I turn the invisibility on and off?

 

I would definately find what happens when something of mine gets broken and all 3 kids and my wife all say "i dont know what happened."

 

*

 

I would lie naked in a hammock and eat an entire cake, lol! I'd be invisible not to hide my nudity but to hide the shame of eating the whole cake

 

You have some crumbs on you...

 

You don't need to be invisible to know that. In every house with kids there are three invisible children named, I don't know, I didn't do it, and it wasn't me.

 

Yeah i know, i figured the invisible dad would go right along with the 3 invisible kids.. I would rather use that type of power in washington and in politics, i cant say what i would do, but i bet it would get the corruption out of the government.

 

Getting rid of government corruption I'm sad to say will not be a easy thing to do. You could only expose the corrupt politicians unfortunately it will be harder to get rid of the real problem of the bureaucrats since there protected by their unions and their political lackeys.

 

Well i had thought of being invisible with a needle and a couple hundred gallons of potassium cyanide. That stuff will stop a heart permanently in just a few seconds. Of course thats all fantasy land stuff.

 

hmm, the trouble i would get into as the invisible man... just dont get caught by the government, they'll use you as their spy if not they'll try to dissect you for your abilities.

it'd be fun to go and fuck a few nuns and make them think they are carrying god's child through what they thought was immaculate conception lol...

 

I do actually have a list of what to do if scientists ever make this a possibility - but only because my memory ain't too good...all I've gotta do is remember where I put the list :laughing:

And so, in no particular order of importance, I give you...my list [of things to do if invisibility ever becomes a possibility [oh, and affordable]]

• Go into the male locker rooms and touch someone's bum when they're bent over drying between their toes - especially if there's a guy behind him close enough to touch his derrier
• Stay in a supermarket after closing and spend the whole night swapping around the stuff on the shelves...especially funny if the whole display of fruit n veg is moved to where the bedding should be, but this is a joke so private even I don't know the punchline
• Let down the tyres on all the police vehicles so that when other forum members trigger the alarms as they're breaking into the banks, the cops won't be able to come throw nets over you and capture y'all anyway cos they'll be too busy pumping up tyres on squad cars and riot vans (you can all pay me a percentage of your take for the favour)
• Ay oop, look at this...NUMBER FOUR
• Spy on drug dealers down dark alleys, shouting "WEEWAHH, WEEWAHH, WHOOP WHOOP, PULL OVER, PULL OVER, YOU ARE UNDER ARREST" - if for no other reason than it's quite funny to see someone try to run when they're strung out, dying for their fix
• STEAL AN INVISIBLE ELEPHANT AND TEACH IT HOW TO POGO
• Sneak into the houses of parliament and listen in on a couple of meetings government ministers have with lobbyists and then create a twitter/facebook and other media accounts through an IP defender/hider program and inform the world what our 'public savants' are really up to
• River dance into buck house and poop on the throne; then probably steal the Welsh crown back from her maj and declare myself the overall ruler of Wales
• Swim in a sea infested with great white sharks, flipping the bird to them and bopping them on the nose while making dolphin noises
• Rescue a penguin from uncertain death

Well, as lists go, that's a good'un I reckon...come on science, invent invisibility!! Where's that Devious fella, Dave, when you want him, hunh?

 

2 questions SMC:

How will the uninvisible be able to see the invisible elephant pogo?

Is an invisible person's poop also invisible? Because if it is then no one will know that there is anything unusual on the throne at least until it is sat upon but they won't know what they sat on.

 

I particularly like that first one, SMC

 

id sneak into my sisters room watch her shower, change and sleep.


only to wake her up with cock in her ass of course.