So it's simple. You have your choice of any three people you can take out. Living or dead, don't really matter. Feel free to have as many lists as you like.

As for me...

1. The person responsible for communism. Marx or whoever.
2. Mohammed
3. MahmoudAhmedinejad (President of Iran).

-S-

 

It's too deep a question. I'm too caught up in the implications of societal impact. Like if you went after Bush and Cheney, then some other asshat will step in and then the whole camp would be sort of martyred.

Bleh. Why did you make me think about this?

 

Hmmm good question

1. Adolf Hitler - before he came to power.
2. Joseph Stalin - ditto
3. Any paedophile ever

 

See, just think about this list. You'd alter history so much that today's world would be completely changed. Do you really want that?

For example: without Nazism, what metaphor would philosphers use to personify an 'evil' society?

 

They'd probably use, whatever else shit system was invented by the next madman that filled the void at the time - yep I know what you're saying - still a bloody good idea for a thread though.

 

Since Hitler's genocide against the European Jews was pretty much copying the Muslim Turks' genocide of the Armenians etc. that took place around the time of the first world war, we could use Islam as the evil society.

Anyway, lets not derail this thread so early. New list.

1. Paris Hilton
2. Tara Reid (although I'd be willing to do a Sharazade type arrangement where everyday I got a blow job and was able to blast in her face she'd get another reprieve. She's annoying as all hell, but hot in a slutty sort of way.)
3. Lindsey Lohan

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I'm sorry. Did you mean to kill them or did you mean to have sex with them?

 

No no, I'd kill them, but Tara Reid would get a blow job pass. Every day she gives the blow job with facial, she gets to live. Until I just get tired of it. Then I'd kill her.

-S-

 

1. my ex boyfriend.

that's it

 

Wait....what?


Are you not still engaged?

 

I am
I meant a previous ex boyfriend from the past

 

Oh. Good for you.

 

Hello...thread hijackers. Bad. My first thread in a long time, no hijacking.

-S-

 

I'd hitman you for not shutting up.

 

calm down people! or we'll all end up dead!
*needs to think about his 3*

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It's a start.

-S-

 

aw, sorry. Do I need a spanking?

 

1. My Boss
2. Rupert Murdoch
3. Myself

 

All three would be personal enemies, no political ones and no celebrities. There's no need to kill celebrities because I believe that have neither positive nor negative impact. Anna Nicole, for instance, who has gotten huge coverage since her death, won't actually be remembered next year. As for political figures, the consequences of such hits are unseeable. So instead I'd kill three people that I personally know and hate with a passion.

 

1. The Guy who drew sharptooth so scary, in the land before time causing many nights of stuffy air breathing... under my covers.

2. Who ever it was who decided to cancel Arrested Development.

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