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  1. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    A new job for the CIA and Homeland Security. Must keep our homes safe from sex.:eek:
     
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  2. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    We must keep these religious fanatics out of lawmaking positions.

    Once while I was reading the City Ordinances of Houston, Texas, reviewing for a project I was doing, I was shocked by the following:

    Prostitutes may not enter grocery stores.
    Prostitutes may not eat in public restaurants.
    Prostitutes may not register for rooms at hotels.
    Prostitutes may not engage taxis.
    Prostitutes may not ride on public transportation.

    I think they really intended: Prostitutes may not live.

    That was years ago, but the way things go, it is probably still on the books.
     
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  3. tweedgirl

    tweedgirl Porno Junky

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    in australia its illegal to lift your top up and flash your tits in public..... i know coz i got arrested and it was new years eve and i was maybe a little drunk.... friggin cops dont have a sense of humour here........... got fined $100
     
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  4. Gazz

    Gazz Sex Lover

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    Rain, some of those laws are just pathetic lmao...one from the Uk states that both consents must be ages 16 or over, i know in some places its 18, but here its 16...thought i would add some input of my own!


    -Gazzeh
     
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  5. two_swords

    two_swords Lord Of The Swords

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    Some of those laws are just stupid...some are just plain hilarious....thanks for the laugh!lol
     
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  6. freightrain88

    freightrain88 Porno Junky

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    Old sex law in va states that one cannot engage in sexual activity wearing (and im not making this up) only a left sock, the right one is fine but you must have on more than just a left sock

    also, it is illegal to engage in sexual activity with a (i forget the term used)[ghost/apparition/spectral prescence/ect.]
     
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  7. Bitchs Lover

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    good ones:D
     
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  8. sixcir6

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    fabulous photography, a wonderful story line... excellent work!
     
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  9. ipswich2286

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    It is compulsory for boys to have at least 2 hours longbow practice (in England), taught by their local vicar after church on a Sunday.
     
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  10. mr one

    mr one Prince Charming In XNXX Heaven

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    rofl this is nuts
     
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  11. Rockprincess

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    [​IMG]Loved them!!!!
     
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  12. teiji

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    wow that was great haha
     
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  13. classiccarjack

    classiccarjack Mr. Horsepower

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    Ahh! An educational slide show. I will most definately make sure I will do these Illegal acts with my future wife to be. Some of these states are actually close to california. Very convienant..................
     
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  14. BassPro33

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    I did a report at school one time one dumb and stupid laws. The one i remember best was somewhere, I can't exactly remember where, it's illegal to tie a giraffe to a fire hydrant.:???:
     
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  15. dragonflyjames

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    Whoops Im bad!!!!Ive got Three.
     
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    don´t worry you happy
     
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  17. Gott

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    wow
     
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    hahaaahaaa
     
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    hhahahahahaa
     
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  20. vivek

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    ha ha ha few laws are stupid
     
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