Leave a few pounds, are you calling SL overweight?

 

Pretty sure she meant the currency.

 

Ah, but you havent called me "a dirty english cuntmuffin" ... yet.... so I cant be attracted to you.......

Does pounds mean kisses? I'm a poor student! I can only pay in kind!

*moans and wiggles my butt around, feeling the sting as your big hard hand slaps down against my soft rounded flesh*

Oh please Red?! I'm sorry. I really am. Please stop! I'll do anything. Whatever you want!

*I cry out and squirm against your legs helplessly as my ass stings and throbs and my pussy tightens as it starts tingling from the pain and from rubbing over your hard thighs*

 

Lol! SL calls herself overweight!
I assumed Kimi meant money..... but maybe she didnt.......:twisted:

 

I meant money...I'll feast on your flesh later.

 

Well my ENGLISH WIFE IS NOT DESPICABLY HIDEOUS....:excited::excited::excited::excited:

Some may disagree but they are not married to her, we have been happily married now for 18 yrs in August. Also, as far as I can remember, the saying is "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."

 

"Cuntmuffin" seems kind of redundant, doesn't it?

 

*I firmly rub the sting left behind before raising my hand again*

Anything?

-WHACK!-
*your other cheek burns under my stern touch*

I bet you would do anything.

*I squeeze and rub your freshly welted ass, while grinding your hips into my thigh.*

Perhaps your willingness to make amends will lessen your punishment...

*you feel my hand leave your skin, but your flinch is not met with another spank*

...But it will not prevent it.
-WHACK!-

 

*chuckles*

It wasnt the most inventive of insults.
And to be honest, I dont even get what it means.
But it made me grin when I read it.

Considering - I am ODC about washing and I am not English..... I must admit to having a cunt.... but then over half of the population does too.... sooo.......

 

It sounds more like a term of endearment/pet name.

And it's pretty funny

 

Let's remind ourselves why this thread is here or the king of nothing will forget his promise to leave.

Welcome to page 4.

 

*I squeal from the pain, but keep rubbing my now wet pussy along your leg, lifting my ass to each of your slaps and biting my lip to keep from moaning in my pleasure*

Please Red, please tell me what I need to do to make it up to you.

*I flinch at the expectation of pain, and when non comes, I relax my ass and take a calming breath.... then the slap hits me. I bite down on my lip and its doesnt help me stop moaning loudly and I very deliberately grind my clit against the fabric of your clothes, trying to both cum and to resist*

 

I hope he at least pulled your panties down....

 

I would hate to question your sincerity...

*I slide my hand down between your thighs, feeling for moisture and finding it.*

...but since your mouth got you into this mess...

*I remove my hand from 'tween your thighs and bring it, wet and glistening, to your lips.*

...perhaps it can get you out.

 

I actually started to write that at one point, but then decided that nobody would bother to question it, and that it was a foregone conclusion. I'm sorry that I neglected to give you that juicy little detail, as I know that the feeling of being stripped is a pleasure in and of itself.

 

As if she was wearing them anyway

 

While I don't know Jack Schitt about this issue, if any, you have aroused my interest. I will say I have owned a number of forums on the internet, and if my co-mods wanted to kick someone I backed them up and we waved bye-bye. In this case I am only an observer...

 

*Moans as your fingers run over my swollen, smooth and now very wet lips and I buck my hips against you, my ass still throbbing while my clit does the same. Begging you for attention. You hands slide away and I squirm against you. As you offer your glistening fingers to me I look up, my mascara running slightly and my cheeks flushed I look into your eyes and smile whispering "Yes Red" before I greedily suck and lick your fingers clean. Rolling my tongue around your fingertips, my lips snug around your fingers as I lap against them one at a time, while my eyes keep contact with yours and a slight grin around my lips*

 

What you doing thinking about my panty - or anti-panty state?!

 

Oh, Baby!