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    You can now get verified on forum.

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  1. Lastbonehican

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    I'm going absolutely mad these days staying home but really trying to stick to my goals. I think we need an inspirational message board. Where we throw cheesy quotes out there but also pick eachother up!!!
     
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      Nice thread idea:)
       
      Sweetpassion, Apr 29, 2020
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      Thank you!!! I thought everyone could use a pick me up.
       
      Lastbonehican, Apr 29, 2020
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  2. Lastbonehican

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    I'll start it off with one of my favorites... It's not about how hard you can hit it's about how hard you can get hit and keep going forward how much you can take and keep moving forward
     
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  3. StrawberryCupcake

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    Every time they shovel dirt on you rise up.
     
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      If you are slinging dirt you are losing ground.
       
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  4. Lastbonehican

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    A fucking men!!!! I know I'm reaching for a lot but let's start a love train!!!
     
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  5. cirdellin

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    “No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.”

    Often quoted but no less powerful than the first day it was said.
     
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      I'm not here to entertain the sheep, I'm here to wake the wolves.
       
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  6. cirdellin

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    “Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.”

    I like this one a lot!
     
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  7. Lastbonehican

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    Awesome quotes!!! Love them both!!!
     
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  8. FuntimeFla

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    It's not the Size of the Dog in the Fight, it's the Size of the Fight in the Dog!
     
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  9. FuntimeFla

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    Lady Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink! Winston Churchill: Madam If I were your husband I would Drink it!
     
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  10. FuntimeFla

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    Churchill's house keeper Betsy: Winston , you are Drunk! Churchill: Aye Betsy, and you are ugly, but in the morning, I will be sober!
     
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      Nah, wasn't his housekeeper he said that too. He did say it though.
       
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  11. FuntimeFla

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    General Custer: We must make haste before the Indians escape!
     
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  12. FuntimeFla

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    I'll Be Back !
     
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  13. cirdellin

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    “He who truly knows has no occasion to shout.”

    Leonardo da Vinci
     
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  14. cirdellin

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    I use this when accosted by some religious person who say they are part of the “one true church” and try to recruit me.

    “Concerning the gods I am not in a position to know either that they are or that they are not, or what they are like in appearance; for there are many things that are preventing knowledge, the obscurity of the matter and the brevity of human life. “

    Protagoras
     
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  15. FuntimeFla

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    My favorite quote of all time is in the movie "Horse Soldiers" when a doctor portrayed by Bill Holden, a Col in the US Army Medical Corps is interrupted while in an argument with a Major, by John Wayne the Col in command of the Cavalry Unit he is attached to. Holden says " I was just trying to explain to the Major, that the coffee tastes better if the latrine is built downstream instead of upstream". Then comes my favorite quote of all time! " How would you like your coffee Colonel? "
     
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  16. FuntimeFla

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    I did not have sexual relations with that woman!
     
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  17. StrawberryCupcake

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    If I want your opinion I’ll smack it out of you.
     
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  18. Lastbonehican

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    I was in the room here one day... watchin' the Mexican channel on TV. I don't know nothin' about Pelé. I'm watchin' what this guy can do with a ball and his feet. Next thing I know, he jumps in the air and flips into a somersault and uh, he kicks the ball in - upside down and backwards... I mean the goddamn goalie never knew what the fuck hit him. Pelé gets excited and he rips off his jersey and starts running around the stadium waving it around over his head. Everybody's screaming in Spanish. I'm here, sitting alone in my room, and I start crying. Yeah, that's right, I start crying. Because another human being, a species which I happen to belong to, could kick a ball, and lift himself, and the rest of us sad-assed human beings, up to a better place to be, if only for a minute... Let me tell ya, kid - it was pretty goddamned glorious. It ain't the six minutes... it's what happens in that six minutes.
     
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      Is this your quote, if so may I use it. I would also like to know what you would name it. PM me with the answer.
       
      steve_vme, Sep 18, 2021
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  19. Lastbonehican

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    All about the vision quest
     
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  20. cirdellin

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    In Angels and Insects, the main character has spent most of his time with the most unimaginably awful family. At the end when he finally leaves, he turns to his wife who has deceived him at every step. She nervously asks “will you promise not to tell what you have seen here?” Then he delivers the best diss line in the history of literature. “Who could I tell that I would also not harm in the telling?”

    Just...wow!
     
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