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  1. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    1. clive pickering
      that's just a top quote subby :thumbsup:
      I had a friend who used to read her to me.
      You managed to bring a lump to my cynical throat


      You do not have to be good.
      You do not have to walk on your knees
      for a hundred miles through the desert repenting.
      You only have to let the soft animal of your body
      love what it loves.
      Tell me about despair, yours, and I will tell you mine.
      Meanwhile the world goes on.
      Meanwhile the sun and the clear pebbles of the rain
      are moving across the landscapes,
      over the prairies and the deep trees,
      the mountains and the rivers.
      Meanwhile the wild geese, high in the clean blue air,
      are heading home again.
      Whoever you are, no matter how lonely,
      the world offers itself to your imagination,
      calls to you like the wild geese, harsh and exciting
      over and over announcing your place
      in the family of things.
       
      clive pickering, May 10, 2020
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  2. curiousscouser

    curiousscouser Porn Star

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    This has made me howl laughing!

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    Posted to Facebook, attributed (incorrectly) to Margaret Thatcher.

    For those who don't know the story, in 1984 the IRA bombed the Grand Hotel in Brighton, where the Tory party were staying for the annual party conference.
    They were trying to assassinate Thatcher but they failed. 5 others died, Thatcher walked away unharmed.

    The quote is taken from the IRA statement where they claim responsibility for the bomb:
    "Mrs. Thatcher will now realise that Britain cannot occupy our country and torture our prisoners and shoot our people in their own streets and get away with it.
    Today we were unlucky, but remember we only have to be lucky once. You will have to be lucky always. Give Ireland peace and there will be no more war."

    To see it repackaged as an inspirational quote absolutely makes me roar with laughter!
     
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  3. thinskin

    thinskin Porn Star Banned!

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    Only fools trip on what is behind them!

    Thinskin
     
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  4. cirdellin

    cirdellin Porn Star Banned!

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    To a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
     
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  5. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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  6. QuietStranger

    QuietStranger Ssshhhhh!

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  7. thinskin

    thinskin Porn Star Banned!

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    One of the great British heroes.....

    I am just stepping out for a moment, I may be gone sometime!

    Captian WE Oates

    Thinskin
     
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  8. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    "she's a maneater"

    H 'N Oates
     
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  9. Rexxracerr

    Rexxracerr i'm just saying

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    The trip to a destination is almost impossible to meet with someone....It's always the return....
    A pearl of wisdom from our very own @abej
     
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  10. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    "Speaking words or wisdom...Let it beeee"
     
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  11. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    My old first Sargent! "Get the fuck out of bed! You have 5 minutes to shit shower and shave and be in the company street!! The Field First has your day all planned out. Believe me young soldier you will not be bored!"
    That man, he knew how to inspire!
     
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  12. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

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    Remember when you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful to others.
    The same applies when you are stupid.
    Ricky Gervais.
     
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    1. deleted user 555 768
      The same with crazy
       
      deleted user 555 768, May 12, 2020
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  13. thinskin

    thinskin Porn Star Banned!

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    "Nearly all men can stand adversity but if you want to test a man's character give him power." - Abraham Lincoln

    thinskin
     
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  14. clive pickering

    clive pickering Porn Star

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    Zungguzungguguzungguzeng
    Zungguzungguguzungguzeng
    Seh if yuh have a paper, yuh must have a pen
    And if yuh have a start, yuh must have a end
    Seh five plus five, it equal to ten
    And if yuh have goat, yuh put dem in a pen
    And if yuh have a rooster, yuh must have a hen, now
    Zungguzungguguzungguzeng
    Zungguzungguguzungguzeng

    yellowman
     
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  15. Bitsman

    Bitsman Marquis de Sade

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    Gotta luv General Mattis!!!!
     
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  16. heads-up

    heads-up Porn Star

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    If you gave me six hours to cut down a tree, I’d spend the first four hours sharpening the axe.

    Abraham Lincoln

    All about the groundwork of success.
     
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  17. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    1. Sweetpassion
      I just saved this one earlier today when i seen it somewhere else. Too funny!!
       
      Sweetpassion, May 15, 2020
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  18. senior dick

    senior dick The charming handsome hearts painter

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    Get busy living or get busy dying......................................
     
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    2. senior dick
      They are just quotes,lol:(:)
       
      senior dick, May 15, 2020
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    3. Valspar
      It's a song title, Annie.
      Or a lyric in a song, anyway.
       
      Valspar, May 15, 2020
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    4. Anniemated
      Doesn't change the fact it's insensitive, people don't bother to think. I got a text today about 2 funerals I can't attend.
       
      Anniemated, May 15, 2020
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    5. senior dick
      Just take care of yourself Ann I wish you good health.
       
      senior dick, May 15, 2020
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    6. Valspar
      I feel your pain, Annie.
      Believe me.
      I don't think he meant any harm by it though.
       
      Valspar, May 15, 2020
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  19. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    “Every time when I look in the mirror
    All these lines on my face getting clearer
    The past is gone
    It went by, like dusk to dawn
    Isn't that the way
    Everybody's got the dues in life to pay”

    -Aerosmith
     
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    1. Valspar
      I'm wondering if I'm the only person that doesn't like Aerosmith.
      No offense, Cherry but anti-Aerosmiths unite! :p
      Maybe it's anti-Aerosmithers?
      Ugh! I'm not very good at starting a revolution.
       
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    2. Cherrypop
      No offence taken! But I love them! I’d love to see them in Vegas when I go.
       
      Cherrypop, May 15, 2020
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