1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. Lastbonehican

    Lastbonehican Sex Lover

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    That is a huge mic drop!!! Love it!
     
    1. cirdellin
      You should see it. One of my favorite movies and with that stiletto line ending the movie, it’s just plain stunning!
       
      cirdellin, Apr 29, 2020
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  2. cirdellin

    cirdellin Porn Star Banned!

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    Pretty much any line from Casablanca. There should be a law that this movie is never remade.
     
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  3. 1 Toy Maker

    1 Toy Maker Kuns og Kram Smukke Love once found never lost

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    Go choke on a bag full of cocks.
     
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    1. Popkok1
      Delightful, caught me by surprise and laughted to tears.
       
      Popkok1, May 8, 2020
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  4. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    [​IMG]
     
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      Says a Guy who hung himself, not really inspirational to me!
       
      FuntimeFla, May 5, 2020
    2. OneAtATime
      I figure it kinda proves his point.
      One of hte funniest people to ever live was so depressed he couldn't stand it anymore.
       
      OneAtATime, Jul 14, 2021
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  5. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    "It's never too late to be what you might have been" - George Eliot
     
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  6. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    A truly beautiful human, so brave ❤
     
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      Yeh cheers man..
      I was reading his stuff earlier so brilliant
       
      dirtyjedi, Apr 29, 2020
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  7. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    “I don’t look like a 50 year-old linebacker.”
    ~Anonymous
     
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      It’s what a person here called me in a post.
      I’ll pm you
       
      deegenerate, Apr 29, 2020
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  8. thinskin

    thinskin Porn Star Banned!

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    Time spent in reconnaissance is seldom wasted.

    Erwin Rommel

    ts
     
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  9. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    "You are a ugly bastard and it's no wonder your girlfriend cheated on you"
    Anonymous fem
     
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    1. Cherrypop
      That’s terrible
       
      Cherrypop, Apr 29, 2020
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    2. dirtyjedi
      I know but its my face i cant help it =P
       
      dirtyjedi, Apr 29, 2020
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    3. Cherrypop
      I meant it’s terrible someone said it to you lol. You’re not ugly.
       
      Cherrypop, Apr 30, 2020
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  10. clive pickering

    clive pickering Porn Star

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    "Fucking hell *Clive* I thought you were dead"
    A few too many to mention :cautious:
     
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  11. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    "Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts.”

    Big Winny
     
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  12. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    i see this thread is heading down hill quicker than the east german bobsleigh team, whilst hyped up on steroids :(
     
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  13. Sweetpassion

    Sweetpassion Pink gum drops.

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    Never regret anything that made you smile.
     
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  14. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    Women never cheat without a good reason and its the mans fault
    -(ex) established friend
     
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  15. freethinker

    freethinker Pervy Bear

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    There are no problems that cannot be solved with a suitable application of high explosives.
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      I ... really can’t argue with this. :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:
       
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  16. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    If you can laugh at it, you can live with it.
     
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  17. Lastbonehican

    Lastbonehican Sex Lover

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    The past does not equal the future
     
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  18. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Wow so much inspiration! Lol

    “If you’re going to throw stones at people, don’t be surprised when you get hit with a MF brick.”
    Anonymous
     
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    1. dirtyjedi
      Damn im yoinking that
      Cp quotes for daaaaays
       
      dirtyjedi, Apr 29, 2020
    2. Cherrypop
      It’s a famous quote from like the old days I think :)
       
      Cherrypop, Apr 29, 2020
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    3. dirtyjedi
      Ha ha nice
      I like it
       
      dirtyjedi, Apr 29, 2020
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  19. Lastbonehican

    Lastbonehican Sex Lover

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    Woot woot!!! Keep the positive vibes going
     
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  20. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    He who laughs last, laughs loudest
     
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