On a slightly different note, I must say that every stripper I've ever had.... er.. in my lap.. has smelled amazing. I don't know what they put on their skin, but they are baby soft and smell like flowers and baby powder.

 

A LOOSE STD INFESTED WHORE??????????????Really????

 

in oz we can touch the stripper everywhere except vag and their crack, some are really enthusiastic and stuff others just seem to space off, in brissie i think we got only two clubs and you see alot of the same girls at both clubs, sends you back about 50-70 aud for 15 minutes, have only seem one unclean girl at a club so far, had like a 3 day growth

 

The one in mine felt rather... chalky if you get what I mean. It felt like your hand does after using some chalk... Also, I think it was because of the temp in that place, He skin felt rather rigid... You know, like when you're cold...

haha, in all honesty I almost did offer that stripper my shirt cause I could tell she was cold XD But what would the point it that be? (Wow, that sounds almost cold of me...)

 

They ban underaged posters.

That's what they do.

 

tease the fuck out of your cock until you want to explode everywhere then take your 70 bucks and fuck off lol.

 

Probably baby powder.

 

The whole scene of lap dancing and clubs of this nature is a throw back to old strip clubs of the past. The gals then, as now drink gingerale in champagne glasses at $50.00 to $100.00 a throw while rubbing up against a poor deluded drunken loser who thinks that he is the only man in their world.

It was always simply a con job to me and money in the early days was too precious to waste on this stupidity. However, I had to suffer through this with several large customers who needed this periodic boast to their egos and mundane lives. I paid out the monies required to give them their moment in the sun. I usually got the order as a result but always walked away feeling that I was just as big a whore as the gal drinking the imitation beverage. Never felt bad enough though, to refuse the business. Maybe in another life I may become a lap dancer who knows?

 

They tease you and take your money. That is their job. :mrgreen:

If you're getting laid at all, there is absolutely no need to ever go to one of those places unless you're into seeing a given porno talent dance.

 

But it isn't a con. If the guy always felt ripped off, he wouldn't do it. But he's more than willing to pay money to have his fantasy fulfilled, whatever it may be. A lot of these guys go to strip clubs as a regular thing -- they've got money to spend, and they know exactly what they want, and who they want it with.

 

Well, guess what? Most of the men are married. Especially the ones with enough money to pay for a few extras.

 

I guess we are just arguing semantics here. Of course it is con job, from my perspective, inasmuch as as it is an illusion, a fantasy, a play acted out, and money exchanged as in the case of most con jobs.

In this case, you are absolutely correct, there are no victims nor did I at any point suggest that there were. You are also correct is saying that no one is duped into going there and anyone can spend their money in any way that suits them. But it still is to me, an ongoing con job as slick as any I have ever seen.

But why argue , you are always a delight to read but sometimes a bit too contentious over little issues.

 

A lap dance can be anything from a sexy dance in front of you to "near sexual intercourse" with your pants on. It depends on the girl, the club, and how much money you give her. Physical contact is illegal, but...

I personally hate lap dances because they make me horny without the satisfaction of getting fucked.

 

Yes, lap dancing is just another form of hustling. Lap dances are not worth the money they charge for them.

 

But...just because you're married...it certainly doesn't gaurantee that one is having sex. Most of the time sex slows in a long term marriage.

A friend just asked me to go tonight only because it was the private "vip party" and for all intents and purposes, the place was closed to the public this eve. He knows I could care less so I don't even know why he asked. lol I have no desire to be in that enviorn with women that are handled by that many dudes....or to just be in a room with that many guys. It starts to anger me.

 

You guys just don't understand how free enterprise works.

If they weren't worth it, nobody would buy them.

 

Arousal is a good thing, Whitey...you have to learn to enjoy the journey, and stop fixating on the destination.

 

I had some cash on meh and got a BJ once.

 

I read on here earlier, willing buyer, willing seller, thats EXACTLY what it is!! Its an EROTIC exchange between two people! AND SexyCanni, I'm SURE that wherever you were when that happened to you, sure in SOME clubs things like that happen, BUT NOT ALL!!!!!!! It's a BUSINESS, NOT a bunch of hookers turning tricks!!

 

Elli, wouldn't that be bottomless line?