O.K I will make you a deal
I'd like to know just how you'd feel
Bout deep penetration
Mutual masturbation
A blow job and then a good meal.

 

Sounds like you’re needing to fuck
And I’m happy to say you’re in luck
For all the above
You’ll be feeling the love
When you learn I’ll charge only a buck

For your rhymes have been making me cum
I imagine your hands on my bum
As I’m riding my vibe
To which I ascribe
These spasms that make my cunt hum

 

I hear what you say loud and clear
Noises that I hold so dear
On your back or your knees
I aim only to please
Your pleasure I'll make my career

 

If you think you’ll be wanting the job
Please submit, for approval, your knob
Does it pump in and out?
Can it cause me to shout?
Will it feed me a great, warm, wet gob?

I believe I have just the position
For a man with the proper ambition
It’s just south of my waist
I must fill it with haste
As long as you’ll work on commission

 

I admit your suggestion is grand
I'm afraid though I must make a stand
If I see to your gash
I want paying in cash
I will not accept one week in hand

 

For tending my cunt, I should think
You’d sign on without even a blink
‘Cause it’s not every day
Such a gig comes your way
Keeping you right in the pink

 

O.K the terms are just fine
Your cunny's not yours now it's mine
I'm a reasonable chap
But for sex laid on tap
I'll sign along your dotted line.

 

If you’re taking my pussy, then I want your cock
Not just for awhile, but all ‘round the clock
You never can tell when I’ll want it to suck
Or to dip in my well, when I need a hot fuck
Will be handy to have when my ass needs a knock

The “dotted line”, your limerick reads
By any chance, the anal beads?
I like toys of all kinds
Meant to fill the behinds
While you see to the rest of my needs

 

We seemed to have hijacked this thread
Has it given us any street cred?
We surely must win
If others join in
There's room for some more in this bed

 

So, now, all my charms aren’t enough?!
Well, you know, you are not such hot stuff
Think I’ll head for the thread
With the hot girls instead
Where I’ll dip in to all that warm muff


[Knew those pics were a bad idea.....]

 

I hope that you know I was joking
More like some fun I was poking
I'm not a rover
No need to turn over
Not when there's your fire needs stoking

 

Sorry, you’re simply too late
I’m already in bed with my date
Her snatch tastes like honey
And she just ate my cunny
And the orgasms just won’t abate!

 

Her gorgeous ass, to me it beckons
Ah'll have to hang on tight, Ah reckons
Hand on my hat, I grab her mane
She bucks, snorts and begins to strain
But Ah'm gonna stay on my full eight seconds.

 

I just want to end all your fears
Stop the full flowing of tears
We don't have the time
To pen verse and line
It's not we've run out of ideas.:excited:

 

Eight seconds, you say… of this you’re proud?
The protests, I should think, are loud
If you’re in my ass, expect to stay
You’ll find that it’s quite nice that way
I believe both parties will walk away wowed

 

I’ve actually had some new thought
Don’t know why in the hell I’m so fraught
But it has to get better
Cause I keep getting wetter
And I’m finding some things I had sought

 

Does the new stuff involve any fucking
fingering, fisting or sucking
If you've found all of these
Can I ask you please
Never, just never stop looking.

 

My long days of looking are ended
For the sweetest of souls I’ve befriended
He is dear, strong, and smart
With a very kind heart
And treats all of my faults as suspended

I know that he won’t understand
Why the clock swept our time with its hand
But I leave one last kiss
On the dear mouth I’ll miss
As I move on to some other land

 

Our friendship it didn't last long
As we came to our final sad song
But try as I might
When it all seemed so right
How can it always be wrong.

Bye N.P. xx

 

Now that nopanties has left
This thread is now somewhat bereft
Of thoughts and ideas
so come on my dears
I'll take boobs, face, bottom or cleft.