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  1. WickedGame

    WickedGame Vegan

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    Even though we know, yeah,
    We know,
    Our time has almost come,
    We're all overdue.
    Can there be a place to call our own?
    Can there be a road that takes us home?

    We toe the line (toe the line).
    We go along (we go along).
    We toe the line
    To you now.

    When it rains it pours
    Like summer storms, the skies as grey as leaves.
    The rivers flood the banks and spill into the streets.
    But the people laughed and swore that they'd restore
    The city piece by piece.
    And then the clouds gave way as if to agree;
    When it rains it pours.

    The mystery unknown now unfolds,
    The life that we once owned, first bought, then sold.
    Like messengers of war, we've no control.
    To oceans unexplored,
    This ship sails through.

    We toe the line (toe the line).
    We go along (we go along).
    We toe the line
    To you now.

    When it rains it pours
    Like summer storms, the skies as grey as leaves.
    The rivers flood the banks and spill into the streets.
    But the people laughed and swore that they'd restore
    The city piece by piece.
    And then the clouds gave way as if to agree;
    When it rains it pours.
    It pours.
    (It pours).

    When it rains it pours,
    When they die we mourn,
    When it hit, we swore,
    Now we want not more.
    Like a saint re-born,
    Like a rose in a storm,
    Like a child un-born,
    A child un-born...

    It's the coin we're tossing into the well,
    It's misfortune that we could not foretell,
    It's the dry spell.

    When it rains it pours
    Like summer storms, the skies as grey as leaves.
    The rivers flood the banks and spill into the streets.
    But the people laughed and swore that they'd restore
    The city piece by piece.
    And then the clouds gave way as if to agree;
    When it rains it pours.
    It pours,
    When it rains it pours.
     
  2. WickedGame

    WickedGame Vegan

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    Open your eyes
    To the millions of lies
    That they tell you everyday
    Open your mind
    To the clever disguise
    That the advertisements say

    How do they know
    What's good for you?

    Wake up, wake up, whoa
    Wake up, wake up, whoa
    A shot to the head
    They're better off dead
    Will you wake up, wake up, whoa

    Destroy all the land
    And kill what you can
    Just to make the profits rise
    Sell you from birth
    For all that you're worth
    The money spreads like lies

    And how do they know
    What's good for you?

    Wake up, wake up, whoa
    Wake up, wake up, whoa
    A shot to the head
    They're better off dead
    Will you wake up, wake up, whoa

    Don't wanna hate you
    Don't wanna blame it all on you
    I'm out of options
    If you don't look I'll force you to
    If you don't look I'll force you to
    If you don't look.. I'll force you to

    Wake up, wake up, whoa
    Wake up, wake up, whoa
    A shot to the head
    Just so you can be fed
    Will you wake up, wake up, whoa

    Open your eyes...
    Open your eye
     
  3. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    Si te quire de verdad
    Y te da felicidad
    Te deseo lo mas bueno pa'los dos
    Pero si te hace llorar
    A mime puedes hablar
    Y estare contigo cuando treste estas
     
  4. seeminglysatisfied

    seeminglysatisfied Интеллектуальные крестьянских

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    Time is never time at all
    You can never ever leave,
    without leaving a piece of youth
    And our lives are forever changed
    We will never be the same
    The more you change the less you feel

    Believe, believe in me, believe, believe!
    That life can change,
    that you're not stuck in vain
    We’re not the same,
    we're different.
    Tonight, tonight, tonight
    So bright
    Tonight, tonight

    And you know you're never sure
    But you're sure you could be right
    If you held yourself up to the light
    And the embers never fade,
    in your city by the lake
    The place where you were born

    Believe, believe in me, believe, believe!
    In the resolute urgency of now
    And if you believe there's not a chance tonight
    Tonight, tonight, tonight
    So bright tonight, tonight!

    We’ll crucify the insincere tonight (Tonight)
    We’ll make things right,
    we'll feel it all tonight (Tonight)
    We’ll find a way to offer up the night (Tonight)
    The indescribable moments of your life (Tonight)
    The impossible is possible tonight (Tonight)
    Believe in me as I believe in you,
    Tonight, tonight, tonight,
    Tonight
    Tonight…
     
  5. deidre79

    deidre79 Supertzar

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    I can't help about
    The shape I'm in
    I can't sing, I aint pretty
    And my legs are thin

    But don't ask me
    What I think of you
    I might not give the answer
    That you want me to

    Oh well

    Now when I talk to God
    I know he understands
    He said stick by me
    And I'll be your guiding hand

    But don't ask me
    What I think of you
    I might not give the answer
    That you want me to

    Oh well... :rose:
     
  6. rayray1007

    rayray1007 Moonchild

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    Country Girl

    Fell in love with a country girl, morning sunshine
    She was up from another world, just to bust another soul
    Her eyes were an endless flame, holy lightning
    Desire - what a special name, made to snatch your soul away, yeah


    We sailed away on a crimson tide, gone forever
    Left my heart on the other side, all to break it into bits
    Her smile was a winter song, a Sabbath ending
    Don't sleep or you'll find me gone, just an image in the air

    In dreams I think of you
    I don't know what to do with myself
    Time has let me down
    She brings broken dreams, fallen stars,
    the endless search for where you are
    (sail on, sail on)

    Fell in love with a country girl, morning sunshine
    She was up from another world, just to bust another soul
    Her eyes were an endless flame, unholy lady
    Desire - what a special name, made to snatch your soul away, oh!

    Don't sail away on a crimson tide!
    Don't leave your heart on the other side!
    Her eyes are an endless flame
    Desire - what a special name
    Don't ever fall in love!
    Don't give your heart away!
    No never, never fall in love with a country girl!
     
  7. deidre79

    deidre79 Supertzar

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    I, i'm so in love with you
    whatever you want to do
    is all right with me
    cause you make me feel so brand new
    and i want to spend my life with you
    let me say that since, since we've been together
    loving you forever
    is what I need...
    let me be the one you come running to
    i'll never be untrue
    let's,... let's stay together
    lovin' you whether, whether
    times are good or bad, happy or sad
    whether times are good or bad, happy or sad
    why, why some people break up
    then turn around and make up
    i just can't see
    you'd never do that to me (would you, baby)
    staying around you is all I see
    here's what I want us to do
    let's, we oughta stay together
    loving you whether, whether
    times are good or bad, happy or sad
     
  8. Yak16

    Yak16 Tease 'Em & Please 'Em

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    Love how you curse when I wake you up,
    and sweetly demand that I fill your cup,
    with the smile of your cool, gunpowder glare,
    Honey you lay me bare,

    You're the girl of my dreams in a pistol it seems,
    but you shoot me straight and true,
    time to lay down my bets,
    oh, I put all my money on you,

    when I'm in the dark, girl, you bring me light,
    it seems like you're almost, always right,
    so keep boxing my ears when I sew them shut,
    baby you sure are tough,

    You're the girl of my dreams in a pistol it seems,
    but you shoot me straight and true,
    time to lay down my fears,
    honey, I feel so safe around you,

    if the tiller man taught me anything,
    it's that a hot-headed woman is what I need,
    to help me to always do my best,
    baby, my life is blessed,

    You're the girl of my dreams,
    Darling please wear this ring,
    you're an angel through and through,
    time to lay down my life,
    Honey I'd do it gladly for you,
    time to lay down my life,
    Honey I'd do it gladly for you...

    "Pistol" - Dustin Kensrue.
     
  9. WickedGame

    WickedGame Vegan

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    Rise Against - Collapse (Post Amerika)

    When our rivers run dry and our crops cease to grow
    When our summer grow longer and winters won't snow
    From the bank of the ocean and the ice in the hills
    To the fight in the desert where progress stands still
    When we've lost our will;

    That's how we'll know
    This is not a test, oh no
    This is cardiac arrest
    Of a world too proud to admit our mistakes
    Crashing into the ground as all fall from grace

    When the air that we breathe becomes air that we choke
    When the marsh fever spreads from the swamps to our homes
    When your home on the range has been torn down and paved and
    The buffalo roam to a slaughterhouse grave
    What more will it take

    For us to know
    This is not a test, oh no
    This is cardiac arrest
    Of a world too proud to admit our mistakes
    We kiss the ground as well fall from grace

    This is a chance to set things straight
    To bend or break the rules back into place
    There is no middle ground, no compromise, we've drawn the line
    With perfect aim, we stand back and throw
    Glass windows break and it's all about to blow
    Lights go out as we pass the torch again
    In hope that is stays lit

    Neutrality means that you don't really care
    Cuz the struggle goes on whether or not you're there
    Blind and unaware

    That's how we'll know
    This is not a test, oh no
    This is cardiac arrest
    Of a world too proud to admit our mistakes
    Crashing into the ground as we all, yeah we all, all fall from grace
     
  10. deidre79

    deidre79 Supertzar

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    there's rain on the mountain
    a white frost on the moors
    it's an epoch of eternity
    waters touch the holy shore
    it's a land of mystery
    the world of unseen eyes
    you can feel the shadow of a princess
    she waits for you inside
    the guardians of God play the pawns
    beg for mercy - hail the queen
    princess of the dawn
    in the war of the dragons
    young blood ran it's course
    they fell to his blade
    the knight Iron Horse
    a forgotten priest
    disappearing in the haze
    a chamber of vestal virgins
    a twilight is her slave
    the Wizard of Oz moved the pawns
    life for Satan - dust to dust
    princess of the Dawn
    on the day of the testament
    the seventh moon was raging fire
    heaven cried for the sacrifice
    the midnight sun was rising higher
    the Beauty and the Beast
    lies in her royal crypt
    her kiss is bitter sweet
    death upon her lips
    the Holy Grail held the pawns
    kings and bishops bow to grace
    princess of the dawn
    the guardians of God play the pawns
    beg for mercy - hail the queen
    princess of the dawn
    a new day dawns for heaven and earth
    a first sunbeam is killing the night
    once upon a time for ever more
    the gloom with the spirit of that
    Lady in White
     
  11. rayray1007

    rayray1007 Moonchild

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    I don't want to set the world on fire
    I just want to start a flame in your heart

    In my heart I have but one desire
    And that one is you
    No other will do

    I've lost all ambition for worldly acclaim
    I just want to be the one you love

    And with your admission that you feel the same
    I'll have reached the goal I'm dreaming of

    Believe me

    I don't want to set the world on fire
    I just want to start a flame in your heart
     
  12. rayray1007

    rayray1007 Moonchild

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    I

    I am anger
    Under pressure
    Lost in cages
    A prisoner
    The first to escape

    I am wicked
    I am legion
    Strength in numbers
    A lie
    The number is one

    [Chorus:]
    I - I - I
    Everything that I see is for me

    Yes, I am giant
    I'm a monster
    Breaking windows
    In houses
    Buildings of glass
    Rebel rebel
    Holy outlaw
    Ride together
    Don't try it
    The power's in one

    [Chorus:]
    I - I - I
    I am standing alone
    But I can rock you
    I - I - I

    On the edge of the blade
    But the knife can't cut the hero down

    I am virgin
    I'm a whore
    Giving nothing
    The taker
    The maker of war
    I'll smash your face in
    But with a smile
    All together
    You'll never
    Be stronger than me

    [Chorus:]
    I - I - I
    Right here on my own
    But I still rock you
    I - I - I
    Don't follow behind
    Just leave me on the outside

    I - I - I
    I am standing alone
    But I can shock you
    I - I - I
    On the edge of the blade
    But no one makes the hero bleed
    ( No, no , no )

    I am hunger
    Feed my head
    All together
    You'll never
    Never make the hero bleed
    ( No, no, no )
     
  13. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    I don't want to join the army
    I don't want to go to war
    I'd rather hang around Piccadilly Underground
    Living of the earnings of a high class lady
    I don't want a bayonet up me arsehole
    I don't want me bollocks shot away
    I'd rather be in England
    Merry merry England
    And fornicate my fuckin' life away (cor blimey)


    I don't want to join the Navy.
    I don't want to go to sea.
    I'd rather hang around Piccadilly Underground,
    Living on the earnings of a high born lady.
    I don't need no Frenchy women,
    London's full of girls I never had.
    I want to stay in Blighty, Lord Gawd Almighty,
    Following in the footsteps of me dad.
     
  14. seeminglysatisfied

    seeminglysatisfied Интеллектуальные крестьянских

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    I feel like I died and went to Heaven
    The cupboards are bare but the streets are paved with gold

    I saw a young girl who didn't die
    I saw a glimmer from in her eye
    I saw the distance, I saw the past
    And I know I won't awaken, it's a dream that can last

    I feel like I died and went to Heaven
    The cupboards are bare but the streets are paved with gold

    And all the lights were turned down low
    And no one wondered or had to go
    Out on the corner the angels say
    There is a better life for me someday

    I feel like I died and went to Heaven
    The cupboards are bare but the streets are paved with gold
     
  15. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    Lyrics

    Seven Drunken Nights

    As I went home on Monday night as drunk as drunk could be
    I saw a horse outside the door, where my old horse should be
    So I called me wife, the curse of me life, will you kindly tell to me
    Who owns that horse outside the door where my old horse should be.
    Ay you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool
    As drunk as drunk can be
    That's a lovely sow that me mother sent to me
    Well it's many a day I've travelled, a hundred miles or more
    But a saddle on a sow, sure I never saw before.

    As I went home on Tuesday night as drunk as drunk could be
    I saw a coat behind the door, where my old coat should be
    So I called me wife, the curse of me life, will you kindly tell to me
    Who owns that coat behind the door where my old coat should be.
    Ay you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool
    As drunk as drunk can be
    That's a woollen blanket that me mother sent to me
    Well it's many a day I've travelled, a hundred miles or more
    But buttons on a blanket, sure I never saw before.

    As I went home on wednesday night as drunk as drunk could be
    I saw a pipe upon the chair, where my old pipe should be
    So I called me wife, the curse of me life, will you kindly tell to me
    Who owns that pipe upon the chair where my old pipe should be.
    Ay you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool
    As drunk as drunk can be
    That's a lovely tin whistle that me mother sent to me
    Well it's many a day I've travelled, a hundred miles or more
    But tobacco in a tin whistle, sure I never saw before.

    As I went home on Thursday night as drunk as drunk could be
    I saw two boots beneath the bed, where my old boots should be
    So I called me wife, the curse of me life, will you kindly tell to me
    Who owns those boots beneath the bed where my old boots should be.
    Ay you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool
    As drunk as drunk can be
    They're two lovely geranium pots me mother sent to me
    Well it's many a day I've travelled, a hundred miles or more
    But laces in geranium pots, sure I never saw before.

    As I went home on Friday night as drunk as drunk could be
    I saw a head upon the bed, where my old head should be
    So I called me wife, the curse of me life, will you kindly tell to me
    Who owns that head upon the bed where my old head should be.
    Ay you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool
    As drunk as drunk can be
    That's a baby boy that me mother sent to me
    Well it's many a day I've travelled, a hundred miles or more
    But a baby boy with his whiskers on, sure I never saw before.

    And as I went home on Saturday night as drunk as drunk could be
    I saw two hands upon her breasts where my old hands should be
    Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
    Who owns them hands upon your breasts where my old hands should be
    Ah, you're drunk,
    you're drunk you silly old fool,
    still you can not see
    That's a lovely night gown that me mother sent to me
    Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
    But fingers in a night gown sure I never saw before






    Now when I came home on Sunday night,
    a little after three.
    I saw a man running out the door
    with his pants about his knee.
    So I called to my wife and I said to her:
    would you kindly tell to me,
    who was that man running out the door
    with his pants about his knee?
    Oh you're drunk, you're drunk,
    you silly old fool, and still you cannot see,
    Twas nothing but the tax collector the Queen sent to me.
    Well, it's many a day I've travelled, a hundred miles or more,
    But an Englishman that could last 'till three I never saw before.
     
  16. seeminglysatisfied

    seeminglysatisfied Интеллектуальные крестьянских

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    All of a sudden she was on my mind
    I wasn't ready for her kind
    And she was taking her time.

    What if she came to me
    Would she be kind?
    And if she stayed with me
    Do you think that she'd like to do anything
    I would, or would she leave me?

    Lately I've found myself losing my mind
    Knowing how badly I need her
    It's something hard to find.

    What if she came to me
    Would she be kind?
    And if she stayed with me
    Do you think that she'd like to do anything
    I would, or would she leave me?

    If I could have her tonight
    Does she want to go?
    Look at those eyes
    Does she want it?
    If I could have her tonight

    If I could have her tonight
    If I could have her tonight.
     
  17. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    To the melody of "American Pie":

    Not so long ago,
    I can still remember how that rugby final made me smile.
    And I knew if we had our chance
    that we could muller Wales and France
    and maybe we'd be happy for a while.
    But Saturday made the Aussies shiver
    with every point our boys delivered.
    Bad news, Mr Gregan;
    your coach is worse than Keegan.
    I can't remember if I sighed when I watched our Jason score the try.
    But something made me howl with pride
    the day the Aussies cried.

    Say bye bye; go and eat humble pie.
    Always beat you when we meet you.
    It's no word of a lie.
    and England boys will drink their beer through the night
    singing "Aussie rugby union is shite".
    "Aussie rugby union is shite".

    We stick to the book of rules
    and we still make Aussies look like fools.
    Everybody knows it's true.
    And we do believe in ruck and maul
    While Aussies always drop the ball and
    can we teach them how to drop real goals.
    Well I knew that day you wouldn't win
    cos I saw you training in the gym.
    You lobbed the ball around
    but you didn't make any ground.
    Your were a bunch of useless Wallabies
    Oh you think you're great but are just wannabe's.
    But I knew you'd be on your knees
    the day we crushed your pride.

    I started singing;
    Bye bye, Billy's ours. Gotta gloat:
    Off to England; yes, that's ENGLAND.
    Don't that stick in your throat.
    and Aussie press will have to eat what they wrote.
    Singing "Come on, Campo, give us a quote".
    "Come on, Campo, give us a quote".

    I met a man called Eddy Jones.
    His voice was thick with winging tones.
    he just cried and moaned all day.
    He claimed the English were a bore
    but I'd heard that bull**** years before
    and the fact was that the Aussies couldn't play.
    On the pitch the English roared.
    The feeble Aussie pack was floored.
    Not a word was spoken.
    The Aussie dream was broken.
    And the one man that he feared the most,
    when England took it to their hosts;
    He put the ball right through the posts
    the day.........the Aussies.....cried.

    And he was singing'
    Bye bye, so we both got a try.
    It's so boring when your scoring
    against rugby's small fry.
    And Woodward's boys will drink their beers through the night
    singing Kefu, Jones and Gregan are shite.
    Kefu, Jones and Gregan are shite.
     
  18. the fox

    the fox A Feisty little Animal

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    Black dress with the tights underneath,
    I got the breath of the last cigarette on my teeth,
    And shes an actress (actress),
    But she ain't got no need.
    Shes got money from her parents in a trust fund back east.
    T-t-t-tongues always pressed to your cheeks,
    While my tongue is on the inside of some other girls teeth,
    T-tell your boyfriend if he says hes got beef,
    That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him.

    She wants to touch me (Woah),
    She wants to love me (Woah),
    She'll never leave me (Woah, woah, oh, oh),
    Don't trust a ho,
    Never trust a ho,
    Won't trust a ho,
    Won't trust me.

    X's on the back of your hands,
    Wash them in the bathroom to drink like the bands.
    And your setlist (setlist),
    You stole off the stage,
    Had red and purple lipstick all over the page.
    B-b-b-bruises cover your arms,
    Shaking in the fingers with the bottle in your palm.
    And the best is (best is),
    No one knows who you are,
    Just another girl alone at the bar.

    She wants to touch me (Woah),
    She wants to love me (Woah),
    She'll never leave me (Woah, woah, oh, oh),
    Don't trust a ho,
    Never trust a ho,
    Won't trust a ho,
    Won't trust me.

    Shush girl shut your lips,
    Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips.
    I said, Shush girl shut your lips,
    Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips.
    I said, Shush girl shut your lips,
    Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips.

    Woah, woah, woah...

    She wants to touch me (Woah),
    She wants to love me (Woah),
    She'll never leave me (Woah, woah, oh, oh),
    Don't trust a ho,
    Never trust a ho,
    Won't trust a ho,
    Won't trust me
     
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  19. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    :confused:
     
  20. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    Amish Paradise lyrics

    As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
    I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
    But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
    You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
    At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows
    Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
    And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
    Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
    I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
    Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
    But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
    Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699

    We been spending most our lives
    Living in an Amish paradise
    I've churned butter once or twice
    Living in an Amish paradise
    It's hard work and sacrifice
    Living in an Amish paradise
    We sell quilts at discount price
    Living in an Amish paradise

    A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
    I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek
    I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
    'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell
    But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
    An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of
    I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
    And my homies agree, I really look good in black...fool
    If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
    We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
    But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
    We're just technologically impaired

    There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar
    Not a single luxury
    Like Robinson Caruso
    It's as primitive as can be

    We been spending most our lives
    Living in an Amish paradise
    We're just plain and simple guys
    Living in an Amish paradise
    There's no time for sin and vice
    Living in an Amish paradise
    We don't fight, we all play nice
    Living in an Amish paradise

    Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
    Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise anoder
    Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
    Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art
    I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
    On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife
    So don't be vain and don't be whiny
    Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie

    We been spending most our lives
    Living in an Amish paradise
    We're all crazy Mennonites
    Living in an Amish paradise
    There's no cops or traffic lights
    Living in an Amish paradise
    But you'd probably think it bites
    Living in an Amish paradise
     
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