Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me lyrics

Well, I stare at myself in the mirror
When I wake up every morn
And I marvel at how great I've been
Since the day that I was born

I've made so many albums
I've run out of things to name 'em
My fans all want to be like me
And really, who can blame 'em

Teenage groupies all surround me
I guess I know why
No one else can match my charm
Why do they even try

All the girls in college
Turned me down for other fellas
But I know why, it seems to me
They're just insanely jealous
Who wouldn't be

Some people call it self-indulgence
But they just don't understand
That it's hard to be too humble
When you know that you're so grand

And I'm not trying to say I'm perfect
I just want you to see
That I've never met a person
Who's as wonderful as me

Now, I'm not arrogant or haughty
And I'm certainly not conceited
But anyone trying to match my wits
Is very soon defeated

I'm a marvellous human being
I'm just one big hunk of man
Sometimes I have to marvel
At how very great I am

Some people call it self-indulgence
But they just don't understand
That it's hard to be too humble
When you know that you're so grand

And I'm not trying to say I'm perfect
I just want you to see
That I've never met a person
Who's as marvellous, spectacular
Fantastic and terrific
And so very great and wonderful as me

 

on a morning from a bogart movie
in a country where they turn back time
you go strolling through the crowd like peter lorre
contemplating a crime
she comes out of the sun in a silk dress
running like a watercolour in the rain
dont bother asking for explanations
shell just tell you that she came
in the year of the cat
she doesnt give you time for questions
as she locks up your arm in hers
and you follow
till your sense of which direction
completely disappears
by the blue tiled walls
near the market stalls
theres a hidden door she leads you to
these days, she says,
i feel my life just like a river running thru
the year of the cat
well, she looks at you so cooly
and her eyes shine like the moon in the sea
she comes in incense and patchouli
so you take her, to find whats waiting inside
the year of the cat
well, morning comes and youre still with her
and the bus and the tourists are gone
and youve thrown away the choice
and lost your ticket
so you have to stay on
but the drum-beat strains of the night remain
in the rhythm of the new-born day
you know sometime youre bound to leave her
but for now youre going to stay
in the year of the cat

 

There’s something very strange about grandpa
He hasn’t been the same since grandmother passed away
He just sits around the house watching rap videos on MTV all day
And we worry all the time, grandpa thinks he's Busta Rhymes.​

Grandpa: "If you really want to party with me, put your hands where my eyes could see! I can't see anything without my glasses. Where my glasses at? Hoody hoo!"

There’s something very strange about grandpa
He used to wear his pants hiked up as far as they would go
And now he wears them sagging around his waist so his adult diaper shows
He only speaks in ebonics, and he keeps asking for the chronic.

Grandpa thinks he’s a gangsta
And we think he’s too old to have his dentures capped in gold
And he’s mad because we refuse to call him O.G.
The Osteoporosis Gangsta

Grandpa: "I’m not Puff Daddy. I’m Puff Grandaddy. I’m going to pour my 40 on the block for Biggie."
Daugher: "Grandpa, you spilled your Metamucil"
Grandpa: "Beeeeee-yotch!"

There’s something very strange about grandpa
He likes to make his Craftmatic bed go up and down
He thinks he’s in the hoopty with hydraulics cruising through town
There’s something wrong with his head, he wants neon put under his bed

Grandpa: "I'm gonna call my crew. You gonna call your crew. We gonna rendevous at the bingo hall around two."
Daughter: "Grandpa it's time for your rub down."
Grandpa: "It's time for your beat down!"

There’s something very strange about grandpa
He put gold rims and spoilers installed on his wheelchair
So he can go rolling to Miami and shake his derriere
He said he got to clock his hos, he braided his toupee into cornrows.

Grandpa thinks he’s a gangsta
He thinks his pacemaker is a Skytel pager
And he’s mad because we refuse to call him OG
Grandpa's Gone Gangsta.

Grandpa: "I’m bout it. I’m rowdy. I just passed a kidney stone."​

 

(spoken) This song goes out to all the lonely people... Has it been a while since you felt the warm touch of another body? Well, here's what I want you to do. Just dress up in your best necklaces and rings. Put on that studded belt. Stick a corkscrew inside your pants pocket, then head for the nearest airport security checkpoint...

Grope me gently, airport security guard
Run your firm hands along my thigh
Remove my shoes and softly stroke my feet
You're the only reason that I fly

Rummage through my dirty underwear
Touch my toothbrush with those same hands
Ball my dry-cleaned shirts into a wad
Then take a closer look inside my pants

Better check deep down in the pockets
I'm hiding a small tool there, don't you know
It's right on top of that little bag of nuts
But handle it gently or it may explode

Detain me and search me. Make your country proud.
I changed my name to Mohammed,
so you would pick me out of the crowd!

Grope me gently, airport security guard
Run your firm hands along my thigh
Brush your big wand across my butt cheeks
You're the only reason that I fly

I love to fly... and it shows!

 

I’ll never forget the day we met in that grocery aisle
I’ve never been giggly in a Piggly Wiggly but you sure made me smile.
And since that day I’ve been blown away by your sweetness, baby
You make me holler for only a dollar, I love you so... Little Debbie.

Well, people say you’re no good for me but I don’t want to hear
I know you’ll never break my heart
Well you might clog it up, but I don’t care.
Cause a man can’t have too much sugar
And even though I’m getting a little heavy
I need the thrill of your chocolate fill
I love you so, Little Debbie.

Well my heart starts to pound when I eat a Fudge Round, oh the joy it brings
I yell “Oh lookie, it’s an Oatmeal Cookie,” it makes my tummy sing.
All I want for lunch is a Star Crunch, and I would trade my car
For a big bowl of Swiss Cake Rolls and a Nutty Bar.

Well the doctor says your no good for me, but what does he know?
He tells me to avoid the sweets
But he's sneaking around with his Ho-Ho.
Hey, a man can't have too much sugar
And even though I’m getting a little heavy
Your chocolate filling is oh so thrilling…
I love you so, Little Debbie

L-I-T-T-L-E
D-E to the double B-I-E
And we won’t quit and we won’t stop
New York tell me now are you ready to rock?

I like honey buns and I cannot lie
And you other brothas can’t deny
Put the chocolate snack up in my face
And it goes straight to my waist

I don’t like Tom’s can’t stand Lance
The Keebler elves don't even stand a chance.
A pack of Nipchee? Playa please!
Little D always brings me to my knees​

So pick up that box and give it a shake
and break me off a piece of that devil’s food cake

I did it all for the cookie, the cookie, the cookie!​

 

Now I know for sure that no one reads what is posted in this thread.

 

i do and i liked your lyrics tenguy your songs are old school (a good thing) for sure if that is what they are.

 

They were Weird Al's, the Diamond Geezers and Weavers.

 

Sailing heart-ships thru broken harbors
Out on the waves in the night
Still the searcher must ride the dark horse
Racing alone in his fright.
Tell me why, tell me why

Is it hard to make arrangements with yourself,
When your old enough to repay but young enough to sell?

Tell me lies later, come and see me
I'll be around for a while.
I am lonely but you can free me
All in the way that you smile
Tell me why, tell me why

Is it hard to make arrangements with yourself,
When your old enough to repay but young enough to sell?

Tell me why, tell me why

 

since I met you I begun to feel so strange
every time I speak your name that's funny
you say that you are so helpless too
that you don't know what to do
each night I pray there will never come a day
when you up and take your love away
say you feel the same way too
and I wonder what it is I feel for you
could it be I'm falling in love
could it be I'm falling in love
could it be I'm falling in love
with you
with you
i don't need all those things that used to bring me joy
you make me such a happy boy
and honey you'll always be the only for me
meeting you was my destiny
you can be sure I will never let you down
when you need me I'll be around
and darling you'll always be
the only for me
heaven made you specially
could it be I'm falling in love with you baby
could it be I'm falling in love
could it be I'm falling in love
with you
with you
and darling you'll always be
the only for me
heaven made you specially
could it be i'm falling in love with you baby could it be i'm falling in love
could it be i'm falling in love
with you
with you
i walk around with my heart in my hands hey
walk the street as long as I can baby
i used to sing fa fa fa fa
but right now I feel so good I sing la la la
once you get me up
won't let me down
just let this feeling carry me on
skip the beat with my heart girl

 

We skipped the light fandango
turned cartwheels 'cross the floor
I was feeling kinda seasick
but the crowd called out for more
The room was humming harder
as the ceiling flew away
When we called out for another drink
the waiter brought a tray

And so it was that later
as the miller told his tale
that her face, at first just ghostly,
turned a whiter shade of pale

She said, 'There is no reason
and the truth is plain to see.'
But I wandered through my playing cards
and would not let her be
one of sixteen vestal virgins
who were leaving for the coast
and although my eyes were open
they might have just as well've been closed

She said, 'I'm home on shore leave,'
though in truth we were at sea
so I took her by the looking glass
and forced her to agree
saying, 'You must be the mermaid
who took Neptune for a ride.'
But she smiled at me so sadly
that my anger straightway died

If music be the food of love
then laughter is its queen
and likewise if behind is in front
then dirt in truth is clean
My mouth by then like cardboard
seemed to slip straight through my head
So we crash-dived straightway quickly
and attacked the ocean bed

 

Has anyone actually read any of these?

 

My shadow's
Shedding skin and
I've been picking
Scabs again.
I'm down
Digging through
My old muscles
Looking for a clue.

I've been crawling on my belly
Clearing out what could've been.
I've been wallowing in my own confused
And insecure delusions
For a piece to cross me over
Or a word to guide me in.
I wanna feel the changes coming down.
I wanna know what I've been hiding in

My shadow. My shadow.
Change is coming through my shadow.
My shadow's
Shedding skin
I've been picking
My scabs again.

I've been crawling on my belly
Clearing out what could've been.
I've been wallowing in my own chaotic
And insecure delusions.

I wanna feel the change consume me,
Feel the outside turning in.
I wanna feel the metamorphosis and
Cleansing I've endured within

My shadow. My shadow.
Change is coming.
Now is my time.
Listen to my muscle memory.
Contemplate what I've been clinging to.
Forty-six and two ahead of me.

I choose to live and to
Grow, take and give and to
Move, learn and love and to
Cry, kill and die and to
Be paranoid and to
Lie, hate and fear and to
Do what it takes to move through.

I choose to live and to
Lie, kill and give and to
Die, learn and love and to
Do what it takes to step through.

See my shadow changing,
Stretching up and over me.
Soften this old armor.
Hoping I can clear the way
By stepping through my shadow,
Coming out the other side.
Step into the shadow.
Forty six and two are just ahead of me.

 

крик и бежать
или запереть дверь
хранить молчание и ложь
изучение потолка ...
Мечта не как все
Поцелуй небо
Потолок карусель
полчаса
половиной часа ...

половина нашего и аварии поезда
полчаса, это не ваша полоса
полчаса, полчаса не вопрос
не ответ полчаса полчаса
полчаса без тебя полчаса
Через полчаса он, и я полчаса
каждый из нас, каждого из нас за полчаса
идет в свой собственный адрес полчаса

почувствовал вниз
как и все
как во сне
Я не я
Это не моя карусель
, а не моя мечта ...
дым или несчастье
или дождь на моих глазах
Я вернусь
Я вернусь
полчаса, полчаса ...

половина нашего и аварии поезда
полчаса, это не ваша полоса
полчаса, полчаса не вопрос
не ответ полчаса полчаса
полчаса без тебя полчаса
Через полчаса он, и я полчаса
каждый из нас, каждого из нас за полчаса
идет в свой собственный адрес половиной часа ...
полчаса
полчаса
полчаса
полчаса
полчаса
полчаса

полчаса

 

There's a reason for the sunshinin' sky
And there's a reason why I'm feelin so high
Must be the season when that love light shines
All around us.

So let that feelin grab you deep inside
And send you reelin where your love can't hide
And then go stealin' through the moonlit nights
With your lover.

Just let your love flow like a mountain stream
And let your love grow with the smallest of dreams
And let your love show and you'll know what I mean
It's the season.

Let your love fly like a bird on wing
And let your love bind you to all livin things
And let your love shine and you'll know what I mean
That's the reason.

There's a reason for the warm sweet nights
And there's a reason for the candlelights
Must be the season when those love lights shine
All around us.

So let that wonder take into space
And lay you under its loving embrace
Just feel the thunder as it warms your face
You can't hold back.

Just let your love flow like a mountain stream
And let your love grow with the smallest of dreams
And let your love show and you'll know what I mean
It's the season.

Let your love fly like a bird on wing
And let your love bind you to all livin things
And let your love shine and you'll know what I mean
That's the reason...

​

 

Можете ли вы мне?
Можете ли вы мне?

Все это плач в воздухе
Кто может сказать, где она упадет?
Через леса плавающих в воздухе
Крест прокат открытых сына

Воздушный поцелуй, я запускаю через воздух
Оставьте прошлое, найти нигде
Плавучие леса в воздухе
Клоуны всех вокруг вас

Клоуны, что пусть только вы знаете
Где вы Пусть ваши чувства Go
Клоуны всех вокруг вас
Это крест я должен нести

Все это черный и жестокое отчаяние
Это чрезвычайная ситуация
Разве вы не скрывают ваши глаза от меня?
Откройте их и посмотреть, мне сейчас

Можете ли вы мне?
Можете ли вы мне?

Видишь?
Видишь?

Смотри на меня здесь, в воздухе
Не держит на любом месте
Но держится так остерегайтесь
У меня секретов я не разделяю

Смотри на меня здесь толкаю
Если бы я тогда я отрицаю
Всмотритесь или желаете Away
Если я попрошу Вас не остаться

Клоуны, что пусть только вы знаете
Где вы Пусть ваши чувства Go
Клоуны всех вокруг вас
Это крест я должен нести

Все это черный и жестокое отчаяние
Это чрезвычайная ситуация
Разве вы не скрывают ваши глаза от меня?
Откройте их и посмотреть, мне сейчас

Можете ли вы мне?
Можете ли вы мне?

 

Digital Bitch

She wears her leather just to satisfy
She really throws it around
There ain't one thing she can't afford to buy
She's the richest bitch in town

Her big fat daddy was a money machine
He made a fortune from computers
She's got more money than I've ever seen
But she's a greedy emotional looter

Keep away from the digital bitch
She's so rich the digital bitch

She's got five rollers and a fine estate
A big house upon hill
She throws parties just to celebrate
Her life is just one ginormous thrill

She buys poor people just to have around
She has a trophy for each lover
The bitch is rich but baby pound for pound
She's got a lot more to discover

Maybe she could please me if I saw beneath her veil
But she's just imitation woman up for sale

She got so famous that she's on TV
She's got a professional smile
But I switch over 'cos she ain't for me
She disturbs me all the while

She looks so happy but she's got it wrong
She's always going faster
She sings her life to such a different song
She needs a loving and dominant master

 

I want to live,
I want to give
Ive been a miner for a heart of gold.
Its these expressions I never give
That keep me searching for a heart of gold
And Im getting old.
Keeps me searching for a heart of gold
And Im getting old.

Ive been to hollywood
Ive been to redwood
I crossed the ocean for a heart of gold
Ive been in my mind, its such a fine line
That keeps me searching for a heart of gold
And Im getting old.
Keeps me searching for a heart of gold
And Im getting old.

Keep me searching for a heart of gold
You keep me searching for a heart of gold
And Im getting old.
Ive been a miner for a heart of gold.

 

I am smellin' like the rose
that somebody gave me on
my birthday deathbed
I am smellin' like the rose
that somebody gave me
'cause I'm dead & bloated


I am smellin' like the rose
that somebody gave me on
my birthday deathbed
I am smellin' like the rose
that somebody gave me
'cause I'm dead & bloated


Ohh yeah, and she says it's natural
I feel I've come of age
When she peeks I start to run
Ohh yeah, and she says it's natural
I feel I've come of age
When she peeks I start to run


You can't swallow what I'm thinkin'

I am smellin' like the rose
that somebody gave me on
my birthday deathbed
I am trampled under sole of
another man's shoes
Guess I walked too softly


Ohh yeah, and she says it's natural
I feel I've come of age
When she peeks I start to run
Ohh yeah, and she says it's natural
I feel I've come of age
When she peeks I start to run


You can't swallow what I'm thinkin'


I run through the world thinkin' 'bout tomorrow, thinkin' 'bout tomorrow


I am smellin' like the rose
that somebody gave me on
my birthday deathbed
I am smellin' like the rose
that somebody gave me
'cause I'm dead & bloated


I run through the world thinkin' 'bout tomorrow, thinkin' 'bout tomorrow


I am smellin' like the rose
that somebody gave me on
my birthday deathbed
I am smellin' like the rose
that somebody gave me, somebody gave me,
somebody gave me on
my birthday deathbed

 

I've got some lyrics for ya


Fly Eagles fly, on the road to victory
Fight Eagles fight, score a touchdown 1, 2, 3
Hit em low, Hit em high, and watch our Eagles fly


Fly Eagles Fly, on the road to victory


E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!