1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. dominatemeplease

    dominatemeplease Saucy Submissive

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    Out comes a horse's ass.

    Inserts a yawn.
     
    #81
  2. freethinker

    freethinker Pervy Bear

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    out comes a slow night on xnxx

    Inserts a pint of Jack Black
     
    #82
  3. SweetCheex

    SweetCheex Porn Star

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    out comes a giant pot of honey with ur name on it!

    Inserts a pink marshmellow
     
    #83
  4. krkjmst

    krkjmst Sex Machine

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    out comes the stay puft marshmallow man, in pink.

    inserts the stay puft marshmallow man's hat.
     
    #84
  5. dominatemeplease

    dominatemeplease Saucy Submissive

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    Out comes a large jock strap.

    Inserts a flat tire.
     
    #85
  6. SweetCheex

    SweetCheex Porn Star

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    out pops a unicycle

    inserts a strawberry
     
    #86
  7. richief

    richief The Curly Wurly Man In XNXX Heaven

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    out pops a cheese cake

    pops in a ferret
     
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  8. TomConCon

    TomConCon Captain Wank

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    out pops another ferret

    insert a porno magazine
     
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  9. dominatemeplease

    dominatemeplease Saucy Submissive

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    Out pops a tissue.

    Insert a vagina.
     
    #89
  10. SweetCheex

    SweetCheex Porn Star

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    out pops a boobie!

    inserts the other boob...
     
    #90
  11. dpv713

    dpv713 Amateur

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    ...Out comes a black man.

    In goes a golf ball.....
     
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  12. SkoolGirl

    SkoolGirl Sex Machine

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    Out comes Jack Nicholas

    In goes a pair of pantyhose
     
    #92
  13. Trillian

    Trillian Amateur

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    out comes a pair of legs

    in goes a pair of eyes
     
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  14. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    anti-spam bump
     
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  15. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    out comes a pair of sunglasses
    in goes a can of Spam
     
    #95
  16. D.Evil

    D.Evil Sex Machine Suspended!

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    Out comes a twenty-five pound Turkish...

    ...inserts a frozen vodka margrita
     
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  17. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    out comes a shot of tequila
    in goes a red lipstick
     
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  18. dominatemeplease

    dominatemeplease Saucy Submissive

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    Out comes a used condom.


    Inserts a diaphragm.
     
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  19. D.Evil

    D.Evil Sex Machine Suspended!

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    OMS...out comes the two quarters i put in this crazy thing a while ago.


    inserts the two quarters again too fucking stupid to learn my lesson from what happened last time oh, i hope its a severed arm from a midget...so i can beat children with it and not get in trouble with the law