@JayneyRedd Has traveled with some of the biggest names in rock history. More than a dozen hard rock ballads have been written because of her, and more than one musician has begged for her hand in marriage.

She always smiles and politely refuses. All she wants to do is live the rock and roll lifestyle.

 

@JayneyRedd was captain of the England Topless Pool Team

 

@UncleB71 once rode across the desert on a horse with no name.

 

She is so HOT, that she bursts into flames

 

@caitlin-anne Did not just move away from Ireland.

She was asked to leave by the authorities after walking through town wearing shorts caused numerous accidents. It seems that any red blooded Irishman just can't take his eyes away from a great set of legs and still drive.

 

@caitlin-anne Once killed a man with just her bare legs.

 

That's the way that @UncleB71 always parks his car.

 

Is so hot, one can fry eggs sunny side up on her breasts.

 

Is actually the real life inspiration for the movie Goodfellas.

 

She smiled at someone driving. He lost control and hit a pole. Nothing was damaged because he was already slowing down to check her out.

 

he found 7 pokemones under his shirt while playing pokemon go and doing a selfie at the same time

 

Is the offspring of Michael Phelps and a Pacific Grouper

 

Actually hates Robinsons juice and prefers whisky

 

Has been banned from Kirkham Knobfest

 

starts every sentence with the words 'Well Well Well, what have we got here'

 

Got sacked from the chocolate factory and no longer delivers it

 

She leaves a feather under my pillow every night cause the tooth fairy told her I have run outta teeth... ooh dear.....

 

Robbed the tooth fairy to restore his bite

 

she uses spices but she grows herbs..... yeah?

 

He's correct. He loves spicy herbs